I Haven't Seen That

It’s very rare that we basically stick to one topic on one of our episodes but this time....hoo boy. Oh brother. Prepare your ears for almost two solid hours of content on David Cage’s Detroit: Becoming Human. Is it a perfect game? No. Is it a good game, in any sense? No. Do we talk about it for an incredibly long time? EXTREMELY YES. Also mentioned, EXTREMELY QUICKLY: Cracker Barrel. AND NOT MUCH MORE!! Mark Hasn’t Seen: Any David Cage game Whitney Hasn’t Seen: The inside of a Cracker Barrel for like twenty years

Let me get real for a moment. We have a running joke on this podcast about how we don't know what the show is actually about. But I think - if you look at all of the episodes we've done - the one thing they all have in common is that at some point we talk about a completely nonsensical mid-90s animated series adaptation of an extremely inappropriate media property. And we do not break that streak today. But there's more! We've got more Marvel universe, put a little more HOUSE on it!, Leverage, getting shushed at Superbad, Phantom girls vs. Les Mis girls, and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Guardians of the Galaxy 2 A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Superbad

This episode is like falling down a flight of stairs, if every stair was an interesting topic! We talk about Kitsch Life, Peace Frogs, the worst possible name for a chocolatier, that very classic Notting Hill situation, a handsome opera Frasier, Paddington, what's Hugh Grant up to???? and MUCH MUCH MORE! We talk about literally everything on earth! A THING WHITNEY *HAS* SEEN: A hockey game?! A THING MARK *HAS* SEEN: Brooklyn 99

This week on I Haven't Seen That we hit the ground running with an extremely unexpected discussion of the Grand Theft Auto video game franchise! Then it's off to the races with Old Garfield, hockey, LIVE READER MAIL, the Mumfs, hominyquest 2018 and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Warriors A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Infinity Boys

Hey, listener! This is a pretty short one, and it may be a little disjointed, because we had TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES Old Man Skype ran us out of his cellular potato patch so there are whole segments here where Whitney couldn't hear anything Mark was saying. But that doesn't stop us from talking about a lovely lunch we had, Sword Cult, Why You Shouldn't See Pacific Rim 2, Tacoma, Adventure Game Knowledge and a LITTLE BIT MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Where the Water Tastes Like Wine A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Tacoma

This week on I Haven't Seen That - Whit goes viral! Mark receives a package from a mysterious benefactor! Both of them bemoan the deeply weird experience of having followers on Twitter! Also there's New York chat, Cat Chat, Del Toro chat, Totoro chat and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Pacific Rim 2 A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Sled Legs in Action

Back at it again at Fox's Donut Den! *I leap into a neon sign and am immediately electrocuted* This week - Emma goes to the vet! Bagel disasters! Secret celebrity cabs! Can the Rock fly a helicopter? And we end with a joke so perfect that we pretty much just get off the line right then and there. Oh and there was some more stuff too. How much more stuff? MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Mimic A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Out of Sight

HONK HONK! Look out folks, here comes the Vengabus, for some reason - and riding on top of it are Whitney and Mark! It's been a hell of a month but we're back now ready to completely misrepresent the plot of The Witcher 3! We also talk about Diet Coke flavors, Kingdom Hearts 8.3: Roomba Edition (The One Where Mickey Dies), we go DEEP IN THE PAINT on the Vengaboys and MUCH MUCH MORE! Small content warning: we have a discussion about pet death from 6:23 - 10:04 in this episode. RIP Cobie. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Koyaanisqatsi A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Witcher 3

hang on TIGHT! We had to cover a lot of ground here and we're on the move! Daffy Vs Bugs! Daffy Vs Hitler! Adult Baby Seinfeld! Monster of the Week! Five Dots! Everything's Different in New York! What really happened on the set of the Asssasins Creed Movie! And Much much MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Assassin's Creed (the film) A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Equilibrium

This week we're back and we've got a lot of Illness Stories! Plus, high school musicals! The cat cafe of Chicago - BIG SKY COUNTRY! SEVERAL prime-time animated series that did not get renewed for a second season! And we ask the question, WHO WILL BE THE ED WYNN OF TOMORROW? A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Fiorello! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Murphy Brown

Hey listeners! Happy New Year! First off - if you haven't seen Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and you want to see it, I would check it out before listening to the first thirty minutes or so of this episode, because that is a big part of it - a movie BOTH of us HAVE seen! Additionally, we talk about what Porgs eat (tables), land travel, air travel, air brunch, what we did on our winter vacations, those good good presents, the weather, and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Mark's dog trying to eat noodles out of his baby's lap A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond The Lobby

Happy New Year! For our last episode of the year we talk about Porgs, Full Frontal Snoke Ass, high school Hamilton, Sports Night Slash Fiction, and as always MUCH MUCH MORE! Thank you to everyone who listened and enjoyed and fell asleep to our podcast this year! We are so pleased if this gave you a little bit of enjoyment in your day! With love, Whitney and Mark A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: the mouse in Mark's kitchen A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Okami

OH YEAH! We're on FIRE TONIGHT, with all of the GENTLE CHAT you can handle! Tonight we go HAM on the CALIFORNIA RAISINS! WHITNEY'S DAD'S INCREDIBLE VHS SETUP! MOTORCITY! OUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS TO EACH OTHER! OJICHAN SAUCE! THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY SEASONS OF SUPERNATURAL! AND MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Godless A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Motorcity

Look. Everybody has an off day sometimes. Maybe you're trying to do a podcast, but you're too sick or tired. Maybe there's a mouse in your apartment, or you call Chris Hemsworth by a hilarious new name. But the IMPORTANT THING is you push through it to talk about the True King of Frasier, Shenmue, the indelible images and circular narrative of GATTACA, cat buttholes and farts, and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Gattaca A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Shenmue

Put another log on the fire and drape yourself with another opulent shawl because THIS cast....just got COZY! We're relaxed and warm as hell and it shows, as we talk about 1980s licensing, mezcal, competence kink, Taika Waititi, tiny Matt Damon's enormous hot dog and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Mario 64 A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Clone High

ooooOOOOooooOOOO it's a HAAUUUUNTED episode! In this week's SPOOKTACULAR CALVACADE OF SCARES we talk about STRANGER THINGS, THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, the terrible life and marriage of Miles O'Brien, horror movie wikipedia pages, BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA, Keanu Reeves's bloody nipple, the immortal asshole Byron and MUCH MUCH MORE! AWOOOOOOOOOO! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Most of Stranger Things A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Almost any horror movies, at all

NITECAST! NITECAST! NITECAST! We started 30 minutes earlier tonight and we're passing the savings on to you! Tonight we make a delicious Neo Yokio sandwich. What's in the middle? Fall Playlists! Due South Fanart! Early Media Memories! Romantic Dreams! Getting Sleep! And Much Much More!!!! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Audiobooks of British ghost stories A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: What Remains of Edith Finch

Whoa! We got a live one this week, featuring the thrilling conclusion to the Frasier Opera saga! The introduction to the unnamed Dennis Leary sitcom we're fighting over, as well as the return of TUCCI SANDWICH! Jury duty? Neo Yokio? Childbirth? And we end with a tantalizing cliff-hanger: which A-list celebs gain their power from having NEVER been horny? A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Gattaca A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: You Wish

It's our shortest episode ever, but buddy, this one is DENSE with content! We talk about Frasier opera, unusual single-serve coffee brewing devices, powerpoints about our ships, babies suddenly emitting fluid, and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The opera "When A Man Loves Two Women" (YET) A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Bripe coffee brewing device (YET)

It's another Nite Cast, and this one has it all - Friendship Mindfreaks, Final Fantasy X, presents for me, Star Wars and Treks, werewolf birth control, skull face tattoos and MUCH MUCH MORE! We also talk as always about babies and kitties! A THING MARK HAS SEEN: Moana A THING WHITNEY HAS SEEN: Moana THEY BOTH THINK MOANA IS: Good? Mods?