I Haven't Seen That

We return after a week of BIG LIFE CHANGES for episode 89, SEEKING NERFECTION! Mark's a year older, Whitney's accomplishing things by eating big ol' heirloom tomatoes and Brendan Fraser resents his famous dad, TV's Frajer. And we have an ad for eternal friend of the show Shousetsu Bang*Bang! NOBODY'S SEEN LEMONADE YET. HOW ARE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE SEEING LEMONADE.

It's just another sexy-ass Frajer Funday here on I Haven't Seen That, as we return, again, to Frasier. After checking in with our favorite (????) celebrities and their various projects and candles, we talk about liquor stores, karaoke, funeral potatoes, liking or disliking mayonnaise and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: A specific episode of the Simpsons. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: A hardboiled detective novel where a guy drinks amaretto.

You're watching the Twenty, and this is a very special week with Special Guest Britt Sabo, most recently seen in The Other Side anthology, Kickstarting now!! We check in on Sex Holler, get the 411 on baby horse feet, learn about the newest trends in downsizing your children and parents, and MUCH MUCH MORE! Plus, a mysterious message! I Haven't Seen That is brought to you this week by Go Ye Dogs, a sexy, furry, gay comic by Mouse! A THING BRITT HASN'T SEEN: A six-foot party sub. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Hunger Games. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: the cast of Seinfeld rendered in meat.

We're back for another hour of actual human conversation! This week Whit and Mark are joined by Ashley Lierman! We talk about being alone, farming sims, old modems, r-rated books, sitcoms that made no impact on our culture whatsoever, One Direction Valentine Sticker Quality Issues and much much more! Once again, we were sponsored this week by the Bara Emergency Kickstarter, getting closer and closer to funding - only 9 days left! A THING ASHLEY HASN'T SEEN: One Direction. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Gerald's Game A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: These Friends of Mine.

Oh, these big boys! This is a special Big Boy episode of I Haven't Seen That, featuring big boy Brandon Kirkman and sponsored by the exceptional Bara Emergency Kickstarter! This week we talk about the Big Windy City, Hellmonth, Hellmonth 2, horrible breast-based candies, porn versions of podcasts and Much Much MORE! A THING BRANDON HASN'T SEEN: The Revenant. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: E.T. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Young Justice.

Whit and Mark are very pleased to welcome author Jordan L. Hawk to the program this week, to talk about all of the great literary topics of history, like liquor laws, moonshine drivers, the length of North Carolina, mythological pigs and what truly constitues...an All Day Vape. A THING JORDAN HASN'T SEEN: ANY reality TV programming. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Saturday morning cartoons at their normal time. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Hills.

It's Late Night Family Time! We crack open the wine and it's straight out of Keenspot as we talk about video games, our familiars, how comedies don't age well, the video rental store we work at and our crazy customers, spoiler alerts and MUCH MCUH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Firewatch. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: OFF.

Every time we try to stop talking about newspaper comics WE FIND IT IMPOSSIBLE! Once again Whitney and Mark talk about Dilbert's genitals, but THIS time we're joined by Robbie Dawson! We talk about Earth Girls are Easy, Jeff Goldblum's Secret Moonbase, NEWSPAPER COMICS, the Humor section, why libraries are bad and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING ROBBIE HASN'T SEEN: MST3k. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Scott Adams' Secret Sex Clue. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Moonstruck.

Wow, this is a hot and steamy one! We've got Matt Lubchansky back on the show today, and we get A Little Blue and a Little Topical! In our most morning zoo-crew episode ever we talk about spaghetti guns, the Mumbler, butt stuff, Wikipedia illustrations, Danish racists, Pons Marr and MUCH MUCH MORE!! A THING MATT HASN'T SEEN: The New Testament. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: A spaghetti western. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Anything past the first two areas in Undertale.

It's the first family time of 2016! It's been a WHILE since it's just been us, and we've missed out on a LOT of things. We talk about the good and the bad, the edutainment games and the cicada summers, the party subs and the government-mandated key lime pies. In case you want to watch a video of how a party sub gets made, well, WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Agent Carter. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Galaxy Quest.

It's a Pluggerific episode of I Haven't Seen That as Whitney and Mark are joined by Josh Fruhlinger, the author of The Enthusiast and The Comics Curmudgeon! We finally get all of our newspaper comics discussion out of the way with in-depth examinations of Plugging, Lazy Asshole Spiderman, the age we were the worst, Ayn Rand and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING JOSH HASN'T SEEN: A Marvel comic book. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: A comedy open mic. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Due South.

Happy Urban Shaman Yule Celebration! Gather around your ambulatory toilet as we look back on a hell of a year! Whitney and Mark celebrate each other and also adult babies, morning raves, Star Wars: The Force Awakens (no spoilers! We Haven't Seen That!) plus XYLOPHONE SOLOS, an amazing drunken voicemail and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Star Wars: The Force Awakens. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

This week Whitney and Mark are joined by Kate Kenneally, who although NO LONGER A TEEN and thus outside of our TEENS ONLY PURVIEW is charming and delightful and doesn't object while we list a thousand terrible 90's movies that she's never heard of. Junior? We talk about it! McHale's Navy? You bet! Theodore Rex???? A THING KATE HASN'T SEEN: Mystery Science Theater 3000. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Haunted House at Disneyworld. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Most of Glasses Fall Off Guy.

It's Conspiracy Theory Week here on I Haven't Seen That! WHO is a member of the Illuminati? WHO is a Reptiloid? WHO deeply, deeply irritates us? WHAT'S in a Mai Tai? ONLY THE PODCAST WILL REVEAL THESE SECRETS - AND MANY MANY MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Time-Traveler's Wife. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Whitney in James and the Giant Peach.

MEOW! It's a cat-tacular day here at I Haven't Seen That, as Whitney and Mark are joined by Kitty Stoholski and we talk about something we've never seen: a cat we don't want to boop! Also there's some stuff about telling jokes to Jim Lehrer, animes, monsters you'd like to date, interior decoration, floor hacks and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING KITTY HASN'T SEEN: My Neighbor Totoro. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: When Marnie Was There. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Most anime.

This week is a heapin' helpin' of pre-Thanskgiving Family Time, as Whitney and Mark recover from their absence! We talk about office folk wisdom, James Bond, what the teens are into, Subway smell, the eternal lure of Hickory Farms, what precisely was going on in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Spectre. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Captain America 2, still

We're BACK! After three weeks of completely unplanned absence, Whitney and Mark are back to talk about yoga, failure, Soma, solarpunk, getting lost in the woods of fatherhood, polishing our robotic bodies, horror game lag and MUCH MUCH MORE! It's a much-delayed Family Time episode FOR THE AGES! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Person of Interest. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Soma

This week Whit and Mark are joined by long-time Whitfriend, Martha Smith! We talk about Robocop, wine tasting, butt tasting, weed lube, Steadman AND MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING MARTHA HASN'T SEEN: Robocop. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Showgirls (while not sick in a hell hotel). A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Showgirls

We're back with special guest Eliza Rose - an Actual Teen! This week goes off the rails in the usual way, as we talk about vaping, Star Wars, spaghetti parties, Mike's Hard Lemonade, mayonnaise feelings and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING ELIZA HASN'T SEEN: Flash Gordon. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Barbarella. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

It's a VERY SPOOKTACULAR TECHNICAL DIFFICULT WEEK, and that means more DEVIOUSLY DECADENT FAMILY TIME EPISODE! This week we READ SOME FREAKIN' BOOKS, talk about goblins and wine and natural disasters and in general have a very SCAAAARY time! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T READ: The Library at Mount Char. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Goblin Emperor.