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award winning storyteller Sam Feirstein is our guest on the show today - it being prom season, he shares the story of his mid-eighties Los Angeles teen movie-esque prom and why he regrets going even though it was more epic than anything we've experienced in our adult lives. Donald Trump says his tax return is private but huuuuuge, we discuss the merits of mail-order fish, and Funkhouser recounts how his senior year was meh.

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a man discharges his firearm in a bathroom after the person in the stall took what he thought was too much time to do what people do in bathroom stalls. And it raises an interesting question with regard to gun control. George Zimmerman sold the gun he used to kill Trayvon Martin for a stunningly large amount of money and one actor says he would be willing to do full frontal nudity in exchange for an Oscar. Adult Entertainment legend and rising radio star Brandy Aniston has lowered herself to being our intern and is here to discuss all of this.

Our guest in the studio is the English singer songwriter phenom and child prodigy Declan McKenna, who at age 16 wrote a song in his bedroom that is rapidly taking over the world. We discuss the pros and cons of spending your hard earned money on vitamin supplements, and Christina Aguilera accuses Hilary Clinton of meat-gazing.

Hilary Clinton says if she's elected president she'll put her husband in charge of the economy, Donald Trump is considering Sarah Pailin as his running mate, a man running for congress accidentally posted a photo showing adult entertainment in his browser. Fortuitousily we are joined by adult entertainer and Orlando native Zelda Morrison who has several things to say on the matter. Funkhouser gets recognized.

Wendy's has an answer to fast food workers who want 15 dollars an hour- they're being replaced by machines. A legendary punk rock band has announced they're getting back together and it's a reunion we're all very excited for. AD denies rumors that he will be Kelly Ripa's new co-host. Funkhouser refuses to get up earlier.

We discuss how violence and crony capitalism seem to go hand in hand. The reason for Sharon & Ozzy's breakup, Donald Trump walks back some earlier campaign promises, but don't hate you would be too if you were running for President. Funkhouser grows and eats his own kale. it is still not good

today in the show we discuss the importance of the truth and how there is strength in admitting you don't have all the answers. We talk to guitarist and songwriter Brad Schultz from arena-filling rock band Cage The Elephant and Funkhouser feels guilty that he doesn't recognize a television star of yesteryear, consoles himself through the over use of avian sound effects.

A New York Met proves that anything is possible and provides a silver lining on a cloudy day. Speaking of a cloudy day, what's that falling from the skies in Las Vegas? It's not rain... it's something entirely more disgusting. Why it is more important than ever before to have your vote counted no matter what your vote is for. Funkhouser tells us about billion dollar doughbuts and how you can make your fingers taste like chicken.

Legendary stand up comic, SNL alum and singer extraordinaire Jim Breuer is our guest on the show today. We talk metal, Mets, and life lessons while listening to his new album Songs from the Garage by his band Jim Breuer and the Loud & Rowdy.

...and then there was Trump. With Ted Cruz and John Kasich both suspending their presidential campaigns, is Trump the GOP nominee for President of the United States of America? Or will someone ride in at the 11th hour and steal his electoral thunder? Whatever the case may be we are thrilled that award winning storyteller Sam Feirstein is back on the show to share a tale of an up close and personal experience with someone who is decidedly purple and funky. And we debate which street meat is safe to eat. Funkhouser declines to garden naked.

Ted Cruz has announced Carly Fiorina as his running mate, Carly Fiorina sings a song about it. What does it take for a federal employee to be fired? Apparently armed robbery isn't enough. Koncept714 guest reads the news and alerts us to the fact that he is a huge fan of Brian Austin Green's rap music.

AD predicts Ted Cruz's BIG announcement, will he be right or will he be wrong? Find out at the end of the show. Donald Trump garners the support of dissatisfied Democrats, a three day work week might be a thing if we are to pay attention to a new scientific story. Funkhouser returns after spending a day hanging out with Nikki Sixx.

A 6-month-old girl in Detroit is murdered in a drive-by shooting in retalliation for ANOTHER drive-by that killed a 3-year-old girl. Meanwhile, a 9-year-old boy sells lemonade to pay for his own adoption. There will be an adult film made featuring a Ted Cruz look-alike and you may now have to tip your Uber driver. Dave Hines covers for Funkhouser while Funkhouser does secret and important things.

Comedian Steve Hofstetter joins us on the show to talk about what it is like when you go viral after a clip from his Spring Training Comedy Tour takes the internet by storm. Comic Matt Ritter who was also on the tour joins us, we also discuss getting stiffed by promoters, how sometimes playing a small town can be a huge win, and four people without kids have a conversation about responsible parenting.

Today on the show, we are shocked by the news that Prince has passed away. Guest producer Dave Hines & A.D., who've both been working musicians in the past, reflect on his incalculable level of talent and unbelievable contribution to music. Harriet Tubman is going on the $20 bill. The Enquirer says Ted Cruz's dad was p[art of the plot to assassinate JFK. Dave Hines superproduces in Funkhouser's absence.

Bernie Sanders lost the New York primary and a lot of people are saying it's time for him to bow out of the presidential race...we discuss. It's 4-20 and we talk about some of the best recipes inspired by this "holiday". If you want to cook along at home, you'll need: white bread, peanut butter, Ryvita crackers, and cinnamon. Funyons are optional. Dave Hines talks about what life is like with a prescription for the "green stuff" in California.

Donald Trump confused 9/11 with a popular convenience store. Why does New England get an extra day to pay their taxes? We discuss. A celebrity chef is getting their own clothing line, and we question wheather or not anyone would want to look like her. We examine the value of positivity and discuss how it benefits you when you serve others. Dave Hines sits in for Funkhouser...has decidedly "more masculine" voice.

award winning storyteller Sam Feirstein joins us again to share a tale of a time when he almost caused an international incedent by playing practical jokes in the wartorn middle east, we discuss whether or not AD's car is now old enough to b e considered retro or hipster, Funkhouser teaches Dave Hines how to do stuff