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The Rapex anti-rape device; Muslim NFL player penalized 15 yards for kneeling to Allah, what would Tim Tebow do? New sexual consent laws: can they be abused? Funkhouser fights off sickness, debates the validity of Keven James as a comedian and questions the cinematic masterpiece that is Mall Cop

Is Hulk Hogan's new nightclub racist? Lindsay Lohan spirals out of control in London, we're all having a horrible Monday, especially Funkhouser who worked an EDM festival all weekend (boots and pants and boots and pants)

AD and Funkhouser discuss why network television executives should kill themselves; when you find out how much money "The Situation" made last year, you'll want to kill yourself; Dancing with the Stars has their integrity questioned because of Alfonso Ribeiro's professional dancing past; Funkhouser digs up the damning evidence**this edition of the show contains absolutely no redeeming societal, political, or intellectual virtues whatsoever. PS: Funkhouser knows pornstars in person, his life is better than yours

Pennsylvania senator casually comes out; Looting returns to Ferguson; the woman with three boobs is a hoax; Funkhouser doesn't need medication.

Nurse repeatedly raped paralyzed woman; Missing Afghan soldiers found sneaking into Canada; Woman gets surgery to add third breast; Air strikes against ISIL; Sugar Bear says he did not cheat on Mama June; Funkhouser prepared for a weekend of Boots and Pants dance music.

Soldiers problems are ignored as people jump all over Biden's poor choice of words; Old ass actor Steven Bauer dates an 18 year old; The Fappening part 2; Funkhouser runs out of underwear, ball-soup discussion ensues.

Joe Biden apologizes for using an anti-semitic term; married couple has threesome with homeless guy, ends in a brawl over hamburgers; Jenny McCarthy loses wedding ring during sex, where did it go? Funkhouser calls the cops on 13 year olds.

Elvira turns 63; The military is getting fat; Vikings flip flop & suspend Adrian Peterson again; Jesse Jackson trying to get paid by the NFL; Funkhouser sings the company song.

Prince Harry inherits his mothers MILLIONS ;Adrian Peterson back in the game after Vikings lose; Rosie O'Donnell on The View; 1 in 3 Americans are on Welfare; Urban Outfitters apologize for selling a blood-spattered Kent State shirt; Funkhouser and girlfriend sleep naked to beat the heat, get rashes anyway

Chinese college student dies fapping at the sperm bank; Sarah Palin apologizes for screwing up John McCain's campaign; African American actress arrested for prostitution after kissing white husband; Funkhouser beats the heat at the planetarium.* The Term "FAPOCALYPSE" coined by listener/ contributor Jeff Habisreitinger Follow him on twitter ---> @mista_kirra

AD & Funkhouser go over the events of the day, remembering 9/11; Funkhouser loses a skork drawer.

Michael Moore bashes Obama; New Apple products released: white people rejoice; Ray Rice's wife says the reaction to the elevator video is a horrible nightmare; Atheist air force sergeant won't be allowed to reenlist unless he lies under oath; Funkhouser is getting sick, won't be able to put together the rest of his ikea furniture this weekend but still does Russian accent like a champ.

AD has a birthday; isis recruiting minnesotans , ray rice video is disturbing, andrew wk helps AD unlock the mysteries of the universe. Funkhouser sings the legally allowable amount of happy birthday

AD on Bathtime, the passing of Joan Rivers, MCA & other trailblazers that are part of AD's DNA; Scarlett Johansson gave birth to a girl, Seattle is replacing Columbus day with Indigenous Peoples Day, AD takes us back to the year 1493, Andrew WK and AD explain faith and spirituality. Funkhouser's shower breaks and he goes through the day soapy.

AD thanks his radio family @ADsxe, asks how important a college degree is, talks about staying home to fight terrorism; Funkhouser drops out of radio college and gets a real job so he can afford to live with his girlfriend.

Justifiable phobias of snakes and militant Islamists (same thing?), the correct way to fight the war on terror, fart jokes, domestic cohabitation, ISIL recruits French teenagers, Funkhouser teaches his puppy to laugh at his jokes

The importance of having fun, the pitfalls of free speech, the moral dilema presented by the hundreds of leaked celebrity nudes known as The Fappening, Funkhouser assembles a Skorg.

ESPN reports on Michael Sam's showering habits; why dogs are awesome; the Tea Party spends money in Ferguson and bridges the gap of understanding; Funkhouser prepares for the first of the month in his new living situation

Ferguson protestors put Jesse Jackson on blast for "selling them out" , Burger King buys doughnut chain & moves to Canada. Funkhouser tells listeners his name is German for "Radio Shack"

AD talks about the uniting power of music and how it's even more important in these hate-filled times; Funkhouser divides his life up 50/50 and moves in with his girlfriend