Illogical Contraption

A new us in the new year! Country and Western superstar ALAN JACKSON calls in! Some woke ass podcasts are Hitted and Shitted. We love made for TV movies! Email us Illconradio@gmail.com

Al, Murph, and Cobras gather around Ye Olde Yule Log to bid farewell to 2017 with an in-depth review of the Max Landis trashfest Bright, predictions for 2018, and fond reminiscences of days past. Snacks are consumed, buddy cop movies are discussed, and the new year is rung in with festive cheer. Email us Illconradio@gmail.com

The goofy pals bid a not-so-fond farewell to their Fall experiment-gone-wrong, Enter Sandman, with a final installment celebrating the 2000 comedy classic Little Nicky. The holiday parody-metal tracks of Psychostick are hitted or shitted, and government UFO conspiracies involving Tom DeLonge from Blink-182 are surprisingly legitimized. Siqq Piqq: things that happened in 2017 that didn't make us want to kill ourselves! Illconradio@gmail.com

Happy horrordays haha get it? Email us Illconradio@gmail.com

Timothy Green Beckley aka Mr. Creepo joins us to talk about Philip K. Dick, synchronicities and Edgar Winter's Frankenstein! Al and Erik go to Applebees for the $1 Long Island Iced Teas. Enter Sandman gets more depressing with The Ridiculous Six. Siqq Piqq: WESTERNS. Illconradio@gmail.com

The Pals are joined by Kevin Moss of Junk Food Dinner fame to discuss the 2015 Adam Sandler box office flop Pixels. Psychedelic racist Christmas music is Hit or Shitted, as well as 2017 AOTY contender ALONER. A Very Na'Vi Christmas, Steven Seagal, and Siqq Piqqs: Henchmen! Illconradio@gmail.com

AL IS BACK, BABY. Shelby sees a lot of movies. Pauly Shore's short lived rap career. Live concert VIP package scams. THE WORST THINGS OF 2017! Jason Frisbie from Pool Party Radio joins us for Enter Sandman. SIQQ PIQQS: Training Montages. Illconradio@gmail.com

CCult gossip with Bob Calhoun! Contemporary funk metal is critiqued. Parker Bowman joins us for ENTER SANDMAN. Dream Sequences are Siqq Piqq'd. Illconradio@gmail.com

Cory, Sara, and Al are busy circumnavigating the plasmasphere, so Erik and Shelby call in IllCon Farm Team-er Zack for a spirited discussion about the films of Neil Breen, super double ultra secret government secrets, the global shadow regime replacing the Illuminati, Adam Sandler, Communion, and Jared Fogle. Also, Hit or Shit and Siqq Piqqs: Listener Grab Bag Illconradio@gmail.com

Al Sports tackles college football picks and baseball heckling with our friend Ben Kolina. Hittin' and Shittin' some death metal. Shelby's nephew calls in with important news. This week's Enter Sandman installment: Grown Ups with Aviva Siegel. Siqq Piqqs: fictional jobs. Illconradio@gmail.com

We got a brand new segment called CRUISE NEWS! Some Stranger Things flaming hot takes. Hittin' and Shittin' some slam metal and kids music. MIKE DIKK from VRTLPRS joins us for Enter Sandman. Siqq Piqqs: Seattle! Illconradio@gmail.com

Aesop Dekker, Erik on Skype and Mom and Dad's record collection.

It's 8 more days till Halloween! Al's sports bets. Halloween 3 chat. Cory meets the Unarians. Erik sees Jimmy Buffet. Shelby makes everyone watch a homophobic Adam Sandler movie. Illconradio@gmail.com

We got the fever for the flavor of some Blade Runner hot takes. We check out Fieldy's new album. GILBERT GOTTFRIED is interviewed! We watch CLICK for this week's Enter Sandman. Expanded universes are Siqq Piqq'd. Illconradio@gmail.com

Ufos! Bigfoots! Adam Sandler! Our pal Kai Wada of The Super Shangri-La Show tells us about his upcoming Space Visitors Film Festival at The Balboa Theater in SF. We Hit or Shit some alien music. We Siqq Piqq our favorite FIRST CONTACT themed media. A very heated ENTER SANDMAN segment as we watch Spanglish. Illconradio@gmail.com

The takes are too hot to handle on this one. More Mother! talk. Cory has the fever for the flavor. Pizza thrash king Justin from Axeslasher calls in to talk HAUNTERS. Shelby's tips for a successful haunt! There's a Na'vi circus! 13 WEEKS OF ADAM SANDLER! Siqq Piqqs - Good/Bad casting! Illconradio@gmail.com

Shelby returns from a diplomatic podcasting mission from New York. Al goes in on Aaron Daronofsky's "Mother!" Erik counterpoints. Sara still can't believe Fury Road! Siqq Piqqs: Movie Cults. Illconradio@gmail.com

Spoopy September! Al witnesses ritualistic twerk majik. Professional haunters. Bay Area's most haunted sites. NAD Dad and conspiracy buff WELF calls in to talk sonic weaponry and unsolved baseball mysteries. Siqq Piqqs - G-g-g-GHOSTS! Illconradio@gmail.com

The Live Five talk metal news, the music of The Real Housewives, movies and cool ass special make up. Lot's of HOT TAKES to scorch your earholes for Chili Dog Summer! Illconradio@gmail.com

Cory and Erik have Twin Peaks chat! Furor over furdom! Millennials are ruining chain restaurants! A recap of Re-Enter The Boog. Sara spills some booch. A look at the music of the Flat Earthers. Siqq Piqqs - SPORTS! Illconradio@gmail.com