Illogical Contraption

We got sound problems! Sara is high (in the air). Eclipse stories. Shelby memes his computer into oblivion. Leon Redbone chat. Are you laughing with or at outsider musicians? Puppets, animatronics and marionettes are Siqq Piqq'd. Illconradio@gmail.com

Alex Jones meltdowns in Seattle. Harvey Sid Fisher calls in honor of eclipse week! Al Sports! Al Taco Time! Greatest celebrity meltdowns! Illconradio@gmail.com

Al goes to Reno. Author Freddy Alva talks his new book, "Urban Styles: Graffiti in New York Hardcore." Some Suspiria hot takes. Metallica news. Travis from GWARCAST gives us an update. Siqq Piqqs: Albums to listen to from start to finish. Al is in the corner getting Al drunk. Illconradio@gmail.com

Bumblefoot is back, baby! Al and Sara recount their NYC trip. Cory delves into the trenches of Amazon Prime. Stephen King sees Rancid. Total eclipse talk. Says Science quiz! We got some HITS we got some SHITS. SIQQ PIQQS - Jukebox Killerz. Illconradio@gmail.com

The unsolved Hollywood mystery of Blackenstein. The magical music of Prosthetic Cunt. Metal news! Conspiracies explained! A new LPC track! Take a bite out of crime with McGruff's album! Our fav movies of all time and WAY TOO MANY SOUND EFFECTS! Illconradio@gmail.com

Jan Terri talks hot dogs and plays her new song for us! George Chen has health problems and a new comedy album! We judge OPP (other people's podcasts). Al Sports talks the worst knee injuries and we Siqq Piqq cartoon dogs, dawg. Illconradio@gmail.com

Our guest cancels on us to eat cheesy bread. Al talks the most boring week in sports. Finger foods debated. Twin Peaks isn't trash! Sara curates our Hit or Shit. Cartoon kitty cats are Siqq Piqq'd. Email us! Illconradio@gmail.com

Burger Boogaloo, Mike Love, Describin' Death Metal Memes, Movies We Made As Kids, Hit or Shit: Psychostick Edition, Siqq Piqqs, Baby Drivin', Double Dildos, and AL's MAGICK TRICK! Email us! Illconradio@gmail.com

AL SPORTS brings us WEIRD SPORTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD. We Hit or Shit 80s novelty tunes. Beware alt-right hippies! Email us! Illconradio@gmail.com

The wild world of Flat Earther memes. Nick Redfern calls in to celebrate the anniversary of The Roswell Incident. Local hot sauces and pizza. The bizarre, Scooby Doo-ish case of the 1971 film "The Zodiac Killer." We do a totally original segment called THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY regarding DADS. Email us! Illconradio@gmail.com

CHILI DOG SUMMER 2017 COMMENCES. Director Jackson Stewart joins us to talk video game music. Chili Dog God breaks down the do's and don'ts of chili dogs. Erik thinks Na'vi baby dolls are real babies. Siqq Piqqs: BEACH MOVIES! Email us! Illconradio@gmail.com

We're broadcasting LIVE from Erik's houseboat, The Flying Chud! Al attempts an INDY 500 based Al's Sports. Gimmicky CD covers. The new Alien movie. Adam Papagan needs the OJ Bronco. Erik teaches us about TROP ROCK! SIQQ PIQQs: BOAT STUFF! Email us! Illconradio@gmail.com

Paranoid conspiracy music Hit or Shit! An extra long Al's Sports! Our buddy Clay Newman recounts performing at The Roast of Dustin Diamond at a food truck park. Sara busts out with a Dr. Oz quiz. A fun-filled suicide based WORLD ENDING SIQQ PIQQS. Email us! - Illconradio@gmail.com

Cory's got a gig and Sara's off camping, so Shelby, Erik, and Al sit down for a spirited discussion about desert tweakers, Salvation Mountain, The Integratron, UFOs, and good-ass BBQ. Adam Gorightly calls in with some crazy synchronicity, music is Hitted or Shitted, and party scenes from film and TV are Siqq Piqqed. Email us! - Illconradio@gmail.com

It's been a long week and The Live Five Minus Cory Plus Shelby's Mom are beat af from the metal show and Al's spectacular live commentary of Die Hard 2. It's looking pretty grim but a miraculaous visit from Santana Claus aka Tony Molina saves the day and everything is magic and rainbows and dolphins and nothing hurts and healthy cum levels are restored. Email us! - Illconradio@gmail.com

Obsessed with a Na'vi robot. Ev Gold from Cinema Cinema gets noisy. Podcasting about podcasts gets miserable. Funk metal is also miserable. Siqq Piqq'n vintage commercials. Dream restaurants. Email us! - Illconradio@gmail.com

Our buddy JPEGMAFIA is in studio to Hit or Shit our own bands. We talk Silicon Valley Comic Con, 90s funk metal and Siqq Piqq our favorite fictional pets. RAMBO RULES. Email us! - Illconradio@gmail.com

Al has a toothache, which makes for an interesting Taco Time and Al's Sports. The worst comics in the funny pages. We rate weird podcasts. SIQQ PIQQS Who's the best Jesus? Email us! - Illconradio@gmail.com

Heavy metal Disney. Warner Brothers might prove ghosts are real. The Large Hadron Collider proves they are not. Taco Time with Aloysius. Scott Stapp vs Jack White. We're hitting the books with a historical Siqq Piqqs. Email us! - Illconradio@gmail.com

A Stephen King extravaganza. A tweeker makes a horror movie. Erik has a new film scoring system. Taco Time with Al. An email and a mall based Siqq Piqqs. Email us! - Illconradio@gmail.com