Illogical Contraption

Recorded live at The Punch Line in San Francisco 10-25-16. An audio document of our live ritual where all the gags were visual. Oh well. Featuring Kaseem Bentley, Sad Vicious, Witches Brew, DJ Real, The Death Metal Dads and Ill Con Nights After Dark. Email us - Illconradio AT gmail!

The great Longmont Potion Castle calls in! (Interview starts an hour in). We HIT OR SHIT the 2002 nu-metal comp NASCAR on FOX: CRANK IT! SIQQ PIQQS – WITCHES! Email us - Illconradio AT gmail!

Murph on Godzilla. Erik on Ween. Al on baseball. Tim Swartz on the effects of psychedelics on the Planet Earth. Cory on the Fort Hills Community jug band cult. Dorf on golf. Email us - Illconradio AT gmail!

Al Sports! Burt Reynolds! Parker Bowman! Roller Coasters! Our pal Kelly sits in the Shelby Chair to explain it all! Email us - Illconradio AT gmail!

Cobras and Al bring in the Ill Con Comedy Farm Team (Aesop, Steve Peacock and Zack) for a lively round of Hit or Shit, an in depth discussion of IDEAS and meaningless blather about websites. A solid ground rule double! Email us - Illconradio AT gmail!

It's time to ring in Bronson Pinchoctober! Tony Molina is in studio. Al is Al drunk. MC Chris calls in to talk about Freddy Krueger! A trip report from the 12 hour David Icke World Wide Wake Up Tour! Email us - Illconradio AT gmail!

It's the final show of Chilli Dog Summer and we go out with a bang. Legendary actress/musician/poet Ann Magnuson calls in to talk about her new album Dream Girl. They boys from Sad Vicious are here to talk sick licks and boogie board tricks. Email us - Illconradio AT gmail!

Open lines! Erik discovers a time loop. Shelby discovers his new favorite band. The boys went boogie boarding.Siqq Piqqs: Made for TV Movies with KEVIN MOSS! Email Us - illconradio@gmail.com

This episode is seriously just Al reading jokes off his Twitter for two hours. It's literally the tightest shit ever. If you don't know, you're a fucking idiot. Email Us - illconradio@gmail.com

Author Nick Redfern on modern UFOlogy, Men (and women) in Black, ancient civilizations and Motorhead. An extended AL SPORTS plus Al’s secret illuminati life? The greatest thing to ever happen on the show, A SURPRISE CALL FROM TONY MOLINA. Email Us - illconradio@gmail.com

Alan Jackson, David Lynch, Seth Rogan’s outgoing voicemail, a CIA operative and comedian JESSE HETT! An impassioned SAUSAGE PARTY discussion. We HIT or SHIT the new ‘Tallica and Darkthrone. Siqq Piqq – GREATEST COMEBACKS! Email Us - illconradio@gmail.com

A SNEAK PEAK OF FRIED CHICKEN FALL with a review of Popeye's Beercan Rip'n Chick'n! AL SPORTS presents Al's 10 Best Sports Announcers of All Time. A Call from country superstar ALAN JACKSON! A booze themed SIQQ PIQQS. Email Us - illconradio@gmail.com

Join your host BLOB EUBANKS as we play a brand new game to find out who is the best pair of bros in town, Al and Shelby or Parker and Jason from Pool Party Radio! PLUS A BONUS INTERVIEW WITH DICK LUCAS FROM SUBHUMANS AND CITIZEN FISH! Email us - illconradio@gmail.com

Old school Illcon pal Charles The Heckler joins the gang for chili dog conspiracy chat. Fun with Temple of the Dog and weird vibes. MPCU gets mad. Cremator from GHOUL calls in! NYC movies are Siqq piqqed. NO ONE IS SAFE. HIDE YO KIDS. Email us - illconradio@gmail.com

Al on The Olympics.; Sara bring Canadian candy! Siqq Piqqs - Short Films! Email us - illconradio@gmail.com

Our baby boy Erik is back! Weird Paul calls in! We try Alex Jones Infowars boner medicine. Mobile Party Command Unit (M.P.C.U.) meets Chili Dog God! Siqq Piqqs: Beach Movies! Email us - illconradio@gmail.com

The spooky women of WITCHES BREW, Alison Mick and Aviva Siegel join us to talk chili dogs! Legendary Youtuber KINGCOBRAJFS calls in to promote his new album! SIQQ PIQQS - Character Actors! Email us - illconradio@gmail.com

Joshua Grannell AKA Peaches Christ is LIVE in studio! Cory and Shelby identify new trends in Slam Metal. Ann Magnuson calls in! Siqq Piqqs – REVENGE MOVIES! Email us - illconradio@gmail.com

It's Al's birthday and our pal Mike Keegan from The Alamo Drafthouse hangs out in the studio! Author Mike McPadden hates MST3k, talks metal movies and and drops some deep knowledge of 80s sex comedies.Director Jackson Stewart (Beyond The Gates) joins us for SIQQ PIQQS. Email us - illconradio@gmail.com

Eugene Robinson (Oxbow) joins the pals to explain everything in the world, including how the NBA Championship was rigged to sway the presidential election. Comedian Kaseem Bentley shows up to talk shit and make everyone uncomfortable. Cobras sees John Carpenter. Al installs solar panels. THIS EPISODE IS AN ALL TIME SLAM JAM. NO JOKE. HAVE A LISTEN. Email us - illconradio@gmail.com