Illogical Contraption

1000 bottles of vodka are consumed. Al tries Shelby's ass. Chicken dogs no need apply. Sara creates an #SaysScience game. Tony Molina is discussed at length (again). Everything is broken. Positivity is great! It was a lovely ceremony. Email us - illconradio@gmail.com

Shelby goes on a boring rant about our website. Team-building tattoo ideas! A recap of our appearance at Talkies. The new Korean horror movie The Wailing is discussed. Cory and Shelby are getting divorced. Who's fault is it? Tony Molina and the frog from Amphibian form a supergroup! Email us - illconradio@gmail.com

Steve Peacock takes over the Cory Chair for a lengthy bout of Phantasm Chat. It's Sara's birthday and the pals brought her presents. Banana bread is consumed. Erik Skypes in to review the David Icke episode and explain the Saturn Moon Matrix! Email us - illconradio@gmail.com

The death of Chow Yum Chat? But first, Sriracha beer and taffy. Professors Cory and Shelby teach a masterclass on battle jackets, Al has Ah-Ha moments, a Bay Area trivia game show and SIQQ PIQQS: Fictional Sports Teams! Email us - illconradio@gmail.com

Mary Jo Pehl from Mystery Science Theater 3000 joins Cory and Erik to talk her new project, RenFest! ALSO: Cory's interview with Bar Rescue's Jon Taffer about his early days working with The Germs, Harry Nilsson and the robot from Rocky IV! Email us - illconradio@gmail.com

Renowned researcher and author of The Phantom Self, David Icke, joins us for a groundbreaking conversation in anticipation of his rare live appearance in San Francisco. What are we to make of the current political climate? Who is really pulling the strings? Is our reality just a part of some complex, Matrix-like program? If so, what can we do to free ourselves from such oppression? What does this all have to do with the Leicester City Football Club? David pulls zero punches as he goes in depth on all these subjects and more. DO NOT MISS THIS EPISODE! Email us - illconradio@gmail.com

An interview with Allee Willis, the woman behind your favorite songs by Earth, Wind and Fire, The Pet Shop Boys, Boy George, Fishbone and more! She also wrote the theme to Friends, Howard The Duck, created the set for Just Say Julie, is best friends with Lily Tomlin, Paul Reubens and is still out there creating amazing stuff! Filmmaker Patty Greer breaks down the truth about crop circles! Cory's fitness tips, Shelby's fashion tips for young women!

Al and Cory went to a Brony convention. Adam Gorightly talks the history of the fringe religious group Discordia, James Shelby Downard and King Kill 33. Cats in boxes. Ted Cruz lookalike porn. Local Eureka horror hosts. Little Boys. Movies we haven’t seen before!

Our friend Bob Calhoun, author of Shattering Conventions, joins us once again to school us on old man grampa films. Scott Vermiere from Sad Vicious calls in to sell us on his new jingle business. Everybody Wants Some!!! and Batman V Supe are discussed. Siqq Piqqs - ROBOTS AND ROBERTS!

Shelby Absu-lutely explains mereological nihilism, British Doritos and Chico bros, rock star imposters, ASK ERIK! Shelby's sister feels the Bern, Carlos explains Trump's body, old man black and white movies!

A VERY STEAMY EP! Comedian and writer Chip Pope (Austin Stories, Beavis and Butthead) talks 80s music. Podcast tech talk. Listener emails. Primal screaming neighbors, voyeurism, comedy shades, "debunking" "scientific" "studies", sushi talk and spicy snacks.

Illcon is going through some format changes. Tony Molina drops some deep West Bay musical knowledge. Did you know he's a drummer and also raps? Take note as Tony talks about the best albums ever made and how they were all recorded in Palo Alto. Shelby saves a man's life. Sara goes to SXSW. Paul from HTB (you know the guy that make the soft shirts?) brings us beer from Rochester, NY. Music: Severe Cold - Banjo Slam

Alien contactee Sherry Wilde updates us on her encounters with the Dracos. Enzo and Davey K talk pizza! The Alamo Drafthouse's Bret Berg does some Hit or Shit. Cory, Al and Shelby see Cannibal Corpse, Magma and go to Comic Con!

200 episodes of love, laughs, goofs, gaffs, ghosts, psychics, shadow people, brutal slams, comedians, Nigerian princes, celebrity chefs, directors, sports stars and ladies that talk to aliens. The Core Four reminisce and share stories and memories. Also some major announcements!

A song from Hans. Sara Murphy is BACK! Prince disrupts the city. Stuck in line with Jello. J.O. Simpson. DEADPOOL SUCKS. New on VOD. Fuck Marry Kill SF LEGENDS edition. Chow Yum Chat: Japanese Pringles and Banana Oreos. Business offsite adventures.

Comedian/musician Nick Flanagan is in studio and does a deep dive Ted Talk on nachos. Director Jim Hansen talks about his new gay slasher movie "You're Killing Me!" Baby Boy Erik joins us for VVITCH TALK.

Al and Shelby go to MONSTER JAM! FLEA is named KING OF THE ROAD MOVIE! Podcast Town celebs Sara and Tommy are in studio! We talk about CANDY!

A very METAL edition of HIT or SHIT with our comedian pal Scott Vermeire from Sad Vicious aka "San Jose's Most Hated Band!" Ill Con family member Adam Papagan tells us about his OJ Simpson Tour! Siqq Piqqs - ROAD MOVIES!

Hans and Andrew from the Overnight Drive podcast get real depressing! Eva Von Slut is in studio! We HIT or SHIT Canadian pornoslam rap metal.

If you ever wanted to know what Minions flavored Japanese Cheetos taste like, this is the episode for you! Comedian Kaseem Bentley is in the studio and Al is in his cross hairs. A Japanese themed CHOW YUM CHAT, including a Doritos snack that comes with a dippin’ cup! War Films are discussed