Decomposition Podcast

There is so, so much going on in this week's episode. Pop rocks, Cherry Pez, Boogaloo Shrimp, Mister Limpet, B-ball style and...sawnetts...Were the douche-boys of LFO cut from the same cloth as Samuel Beckett? Probably not, but maybe. Also, dude's name is Rich. Strap in and enjoy the nonsense.

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon babaaaaaayyy!!! Sex...this is about sex. But does "rock," really mean bang? Or are Scorpions giving you the business until its time to get on stage? Did great literary works inspire this song? Also, Brad suspects these guys are Furries, since before Furries were an actual thing. Brad and Katie also sidetrack into "Winds of Change," for a minute.

Josh joins us once again to run through the nonsensical(or ARE they?) lyrics of "Little Things." Katie assumes that everything she doesn't understand must be drug slang. And we get into the dietary habits and pseudo-cannibalism of Gavin Rossdale. This is a song we like off of an album we all love...even if we don't get it.

This is definitely NOT a story...nor is it really about a girl. I mean, the girl is a character, but its not her story....or a story at all. Its so poorly written that it can hardly be considered written at all. Unrelated, Brad ultimately never notices how frequently he uses the word "absolutely," independent of the song title. And, seriously, Thomas Hardy...get off your God damned high horse

Katie gets straight up uncomfortable. Is "walk through the garden," a worse phrase than "make love?" Were Ann & Nancy Wilson the J.P. Morgans of Sperm Banking? How many orgasms did she have with this anonymous partner? And, of course, is the narrator just ot of her GD mind? Happy Anniversary, Katie.

This song is supposed to be deep...we think. featured on the album "Britney," instead of the Crossroads soundtrack, which was never released even though it starred a singer ... I'm bored with this song already... Plus, Brad starts baiting middle-schoolers into a fight, good times!

Does Uncle Kracker rank on the Top 20 shittiest people ever list? Is "Follow Me," worse than "Smile?" WTF is rap/rock/country? And, of course, we ask "Who's Your Uncle?" Join us for what is perhaps the height of douchebaggery as we hyper-analyze "Follow Me."

Oh, Alice Cooper...you wanted so bad to have a hit power ballad. there's a lot of lyrical drivel to roll through. Can you hear me knockin? How many tears? How much is too much eyeliner? AND FULL BLOWN STEVEN TYLER...good god, I love this song.

Fancy? Gaudy? Trashy? Is it sung by a prostitute? Do hotel rooms still have chandeliers? Who is Charlie XCX? Cup of ace? So many questions, but just one difinitive answer...garbage, nonsense music.

1998 introduced the world to Canada's Barenaked Ladies. Their hit "One Week," was catchy, sugary sweet, and apparently all about murdering your lover and living with her corpse. This week we welcome friend and co-host of A Jar of Salsa podcast, Christina, to dive into the goofiest murder conspiracy pop music has ever had. Full disclosure...its mostly nonsense...not actual murder

Dirty Dancing, Patrick Swayze, Lameness, This week we discuss "She's Like the Wind," by One-hit wonder and 1991's Sexiest Man Alive, Patrick Swayze. How sexy is a sax solo?

This week we welcome friend and Rush super-fan Chris to our home in order to fight about Rush. We chose this song because its short...for Rush. Forgive the audio issues during the first half, we aren't professionals. Also, I hope you speak Spanish.

What is this song about? Turns out, not a god-damned thing. What does Hunter S. Thompson have to do with this? White tigers? Feather jackets? Lady vaginas? This song is a mess start to finish...a sad, sad mess

This week we decompose the 2014 hit "Bang, Bang." What does Jessie J think this song is about? What does "Dippin' in the pot of blue photo," mean? Is this song any good? Why are 3 men writing a song about ladies (or girls if you're REAL dirty) Bang Bangin' all over you? It gets gross, everybody.

Chick-a-cherry-cola. Human cannonball. Deep sea diver with a raincoat. This song has plenty of nonsense lyrically, but don't worry, theres also plenty of bizarro noises. It's so, so wonderfully 90's. So join us as we decompose Savage Garden's 1996 breakthrough hit song "I Want You."

This week we have Teresa back in order to fill us in on the historical significance of Zoot Suit Riot. We laugh, we learn, we scat...badly. Also, strap in, as we learn all about the CPD's stage prop, the Dildozer.

This week Katie and Brad go over the laziest piece of songwriting in recent memory, "You're Beautiful," by James Blunt. You'll be amazed by how much Katie has forgotten about this song. What instruments are being used? Are there drums in the song? Did James Blunt write a bridge to the song? Does anybody actually like it (including James Blunt?) Find out the answer to these questions and more on this weeks episode of "Decomposition."

Teresa comes back to Decomposition so that we can discuss the 1982 hit song by Billy Joel, Pressure. This song may be peak Billy Joel, as it contains all of the quirky Billy Joel bits. The voices, the chantey's (or maybe shanty's). this episode also contains nearly 50% more show...LUCK YOU!! Katie almost murders a puppy early on, too, so there's that...

This week we re-welcome Denis Ackermann (of Pop Flies and Grounders, available on iTunes)to hyper-analyze Train's pseudo-incestuous 2001 hit song "Drops of Jupiter." This song is LOADED with nonsense...utter, utter nonsense

This week we are again joined by Josh to discuss one of the catchiest pieces of garbage from the early '00's, Flavour of the Weak. Wait till you hear about the pedigree on this band.