News Roundup

Started this week by talking about the Brazilian cops killing 29 people in Rio, and then got into the unrest in Colombia. Then it was the school bombing in Afghanistan, the subway disaster in Mexico city, Army basic trainee hijacks school bus with a rifle, the Grand Canyon buffalo killings, and a convict in New York jammed a domino into his penis to assist with pleasuring himself and forgets about it for two years. Music: Dok & Martin & Kuvoka/"Destroy"

Started this week with that crazy Israeli stampede with dozens dead, and then got into a little-noticed confrontation between the US and the Iranian navies. Then it was an all-time classic racial rant, Burkina Faso ambushes, Indonesian General killed in action, NRA botched elephant hunt, and a rapist who tried to assault his own niece was lured to a pig farm by her boyfriend... where they cut off his genitals and fed them to the pigs. Music: Korn/"Beg For Me"

Started this week by talking about the (supposed) end to the war in Afghanistan and what it all means. Then got into the Indianapolis mass shooting, Russia troop buildup, Secret SOF facebook groups revealed, LA secretary of state sex scandal, and two French guys got drunk, watched a YouTube video on penis enlargement, and promptly injected each other's penises with hematoma cream. Music: Linkin Park/"Given up"

Started this week by talking about the violence flaring up in Northern Ireland and the history of "The Troubles." Then it was the Maoist insurgency in India, the Nigerian rebel separatist movement, RIP DMX, Ancient Egyptian city unearthed, 2 brothers kill entire family in murder/suicide pact, and a home inspector is caught on a nanny cam using an stuffed "Elmo" doll to pleasure himself. Music: DMX/"ATF"/"X is coming."

Started this week with the Taiwan train disaster that killed over fifty people, then talked about Venezuela's largest military operation in years. Then it was on the Capitol Hill cop killer, the SoCal mass shooting, the ongoing Australia parliament sex scandal, Pentagon to allow transgender surgeries, and a Vietnamese guy woke up to find his angry girlfriend had hacked off, then flushed, his penis. Music: Sleep Token/"The Offering"

Started with the ongoing cluster-eff in the Suez Canal, explain why it's so horrible, and a little canal history. Then it's North Korea ICBM tests, Joe Biden's press conference, teenage Japanese IG girl is actually old man, new army combat fitness test, and docs pull a 60 foot tapeworm out a Thai guy's rectum.

Got started this week with the Afghan government helicopter shot down by a local militia supposedly thought to be on their side. Then it was the Mexican police convoy assassination, the Atlanta massage parlor mass shooting, another India rectal compressed air murder, more dead sea scrolls found, and a pantsless Florida man was arrested after pleasuring himself in public while penetrating himself with a large pickle. Music: Mercyful Fate/"A Dangerous Meeting"

Started with the news that Mexico was legalizing marijuana, and then got into the Equatorial Guinea explosion that killed over a hundred people. Then it was the Irish priest caught pleasuring himself in his car, yet another Woke Vet twitter freakout, more mask meltdowns, stimulus package details, border catastrophe continues, and a South Carolina kindergarten teacher's aide was arrested for filming himself having sex with his great dane. Music: Kaspar/"Nova"

Started this week with an update on the Myanmar coup protests, with reports of dozens of unarmed civilian protesters killed, and then got into the latest Iraqi rocked attack and the Pope Francis visit. Then it was the Afghanistan reconstruction report saying billions have gone missing, Spanish rapper hacks off his buddies penis for YouTube hits, Female vet's viral sexual assault video was probably bullshit, covid stimulus bill passes senate, former French Prez sentence to prison, and a Florida guy was arrested after climaxing on a female Walmart employee's leg. Music: System of a Down/"War?"

Started this week by giving you everything we know about the latest US airstrikes on Syria, the targets, and the fallout. Then it was on to the Saudi Arabia travel ban, Biden's mess at the southern border, the Woke Vet losers meltdown over the Army PT test being too hard, the old ass doctor sending underage girls dick pics while pretending to be a 17 year old, Haiti and Ecuador prison riots, and a Maryland special ed teacher caught jacking off on his zoom class. Music: Andy Mineo, Lecrae/"Coming in Hot"

Started this week with looking at the Texas winter storm and the chaos that unfolded with its power grid and water supply. Then it was the missile attack on US forces Iraq, Israel-Syria prisoner exchange, Nigeria bandit kidnappings, Scottish women attack man with battery sodomy, Viral military tiktok video, and an UberEats driver was caught in the act pleasuring himself in a Walmart parking lot. Music: Power Trip/"Nightmare Logic"

Got started this week with the breaking news of an earthquake hitting Japan near where the Fukushima tsunami happened ten years ago. Then it was the Central African Republic rebellion, Myanmar coup update, the silly Trump impeachment theater comes to an end, The Lincoln Project dopes implode into oblivion, and a UK minister solicits boys on Grindr. Music: Molchat Doma/"Sudno"

Started this week with a deep dive into the coup in Myanmar, the backstory, and what's next. Then got into the thriving organ black market in Afghanistan, A Ugandan child soldier sentenced for war crimes, Brazil mine disaster, Lawyer disbarred for making porn in jail, and a Moroccan chick killed her boyfriend, severed his genitals, and fed them to his friends in a tradition Moroccan dish. Music: Kuvoka & Rocheleau/"Eastern"

This week started out with an examination of what exactly was going on with the battle between titanic Wall Street hedge funds and dudes shitposting on Reddit, some history of Wall Street malfeasance, and some personal finance lessons. Then it was on to another ISIS leader getting smoked in Iraq, Poland abortion protests, Nigeria shitcans military leaders, and a guy was arrested in Walmart after being seen pleasuring himself and being covered in in Astroglide. Music: Testament/"Over the Wall"

Got started this week by examining the unprecedented protests sweeping across Russia in protest of the detention of Putin's main political rival. Then it was on to Baghdad's deadliest suicide bombing in years, Sudan's exploding violence, Tom Cotton "Ranger" controversy, NAACP leader accused of sending dick pics to young lady, and a church deacon/married father of four decided to send a photo of his genitals to an undercover cop posing as a 14 year old on the "dating app" Grindr. Music: Yetti Meisner/"Nadir"

Started this week by breaking down the results of Uganda's presidential election, and then got into the twin Indonesia disasters of earthquakes and airline crashes. Then got more into the latest fallout of the MAGA Capitol mob, an important new sex toy, Mexican cartel general, and another Indian guy dies after friend jams air compressor in rectum and blows air into him. Music: Pantera/"Domination"

The ultra-rare Thursday podcast got started with, what else, the crazy mob storming the US Capitol building. Tons to say about that; I got nice and worked up. Then it was on the the Qatar/Saudi peace deal, Pakistan abolishes virginity tests, Iran passes #metoo law, South Korea cargo ship seized, Niger village slaughter, and the cops in Spain found a corpse with the penis and testicles chopped off. Music Rammstein/"Zeig Dich"

Started the first podcast of 2021 with more details of that Russian hacking story; with officials saying that it was far more widespread than thought. Then it was on to the Green Beret shooting three dead in a random attack, Arkansas murder-suicide, more mask meltdowns, murder skyrocket in America's cities, and a guy in India died after his boss jammed an air compressor in his ass an shot air into his guts. Music: Alex Stein/"Headrush"

2020 Year in Review

Started this week by talking about Mexico and their decision to cut off United States law enforcement from sharing intelligence. Then it was over to Somalia, where the PM dodged a suicide bomber. Then we got into the massive cyber attack that hit various US agencies, the Nigerian schoolboy kidnappings, Canadian ISIS stolen valor, the dangerous new Los Angeles District Attorney, and a guy broke into a sheriff's stable and banged two of the horses. Music: System of a Down/"War?"