News Roundup

This week began with Sadr supporters storming Iraq's parliament, and a British guy released from an Iraqi prison after stealing artifacts. Plus Kentucky flooding, House passes assault weapons ban, Philippines university shooting, Congo UN riots, Burn Pit legislation fails, and an 88 year old man was caught pleasuring himself in front of his neighbors for the third time. Music: Enola Gay/"Sofa Surfing"

Started this week with the Turkish artillery strike that killed 8 inside Iraq, then the jihadist attack near the Malian Capital. Also a female public sex act, Italian PM quits, more Jan 6th fallout, US soldier killed by lightning, and a Somali guy in Malta arrested after pleasuring self; finishing, on woman in city bus. Music: Quavo & Takeoff/"Hotel Lobby"

Back to it after taking last week off... got started with the collapse of the Sri Lankan government and where it goes from here. Plus the German military officer who wanted to start a revolution was found guilty, Iranian war criminal sentenced in Sweden, Mexico cartel leader caught, Gavin Newsom prepping for presidential run, and a UK priest was caught by a parishioner completely nude having sex with a vacuum cleaner. Music: Machine Head/"Take My Scars"

Started this week with that earthquake that hit Iran, plus Iranian spies getting fired over Israel's success in hitting targets within the country. Plus the ISIS terrorist trial in France and Belgium ends in convictions, Philippines prez sworn in, guy gets ten years for banging horses, Jan 6th hearings roll on, India religious unrest increases, and a Florida pastor is caught pleasuring himself at a Starbucks. Music: Mareux: "The Perfect Girl"

Started this week with the Norway mass shooting, which police are investigating as an anti-LGBT hate crime, and then talked about the huge death toll from the Afghanistan earthquake. Plus the South Korean rocket launch, British paratrooper orgy, Roe vs. Wade overturned, Biden signs gun bill, and a gun in Maryland pleasures self/finishes on a grocery store worker. Music: Minor Threat/"Minor Threat"

Got started this week by talking about the attack on the few remaining Sikhs in Afghanistan, and then went into whether or not China found an alien radio signal. Then it was the stock market/crypto meltdown, Hershel Walker says weird shit, record number of illegal crossings at border, and a British cop is fired after grabbing rookie's genitals; yelling to other cops, "he's got a small one!" Music: 2 Chainz/"Million Dollars Worth of Game"

Started with the week-long riots in India between Muslims and Hindus, and then took a look at Canada's ridiculous cigarette-lableling policies. Then it was Jan 6th hearing, Grindr kidnapping, Summit of Americas protest, South Korea arson, Airline demands language test, and a Pakistan guy shoved a long wire up his urethra because he (allegedly) couldn't urinate. Music: Seals and Crofts/"Summer Breeze"

Got started this week with the suspicious "suicide" of another top Iranian military official, and then a rundown of the first 100 days of the Ukraine war. Then it was tons of gun law stuff, Female CCT candidate already quitting (again,) Kuwait objects to US embassy pride tweets, California reparations recommendations, and a top Pennsylvania drug cop wanted to bang a prostitute after she had been banged by a dog. Music: Sepultura/"Roots Bloody Roots"

Got started this week with a deep dive into the horrific school shooting in Texas with an updated timeline of how it all unfolded. Plus a drone attack on an Iranian government facility, Cyclist murderer still on the run, French banker jumps 32 stories to his death, North Korea missile tests, Quebec stiffens french language laws, and a nude man in Louisiana breaks into a business and tries to bang two huge guard dogs. Music: Depeche Mode/"Enjoy the Silence"

Started this week with a spate of election news: Australia, Lebanon, Israel, and the US. Then got into the UFO hearings, the Buffalo shooter decapitated a cat, Elon Musk's sexual harassment woes, UK MP arrested for rape, and a guy in India smoked marijuana and felt so guilty that he castrated himself. Music: Migos/"Racks 2 Skinny"

Started this week with yet another deadly fire in India that killed at least two dozen people. Then it was North Korea coronavirus outbreak, Rand Paul holds up Ukraine aid package, Philippines election, CA gun control rule tossed, Masturbating San Jose cop, and a chick in Australian chick killed her lover and his friend, then cut off her lover's genitals. Music: Filter/"Consider This"

Started this week with that hotel explosion in Cuba that has killed at least 22 people, then talked about the Taliban bringing back the Burka in Afghanistan. Then it was the Pakistan insurgency, SCOTUS abortion freakout, US Navy suicides, British premier league transgender prostitute scandal, and a guy in a CA Walmart caught ejaculating on female shopper. Music: The Judds/"Why Not Me"

Started this week with word that two South Koreans (including a South Korean military officer) were arrested for spying for the North. Then there was a hundred people killed in an explosion at an illegal Nigerian oil theft, Border czar grilled by Congress, Afghanistan-Iran tensions, caregiver molests 90 year old dementia patient, and an old Malaysian guy banged a cat to death on a children's playground. Music: Of Mice And Men/"Obsolete"

Started this week with the breaking news of the ferry disaster in Japan, and then explosions in Somalia and Afghanistan claim dozens of lives. Then it was on to Florida vs. Disney, EOD officer training death, Black DJ accused of wearing blackface by school, Russian oligarch deaths, and some Mozambique guys tried to sell severed genitals to local trader. Music: Hank Williams III/"Low Down"

Got started this week with the conviction of the ISIS "Beatle" terrorist and Boris Johnson's new migrant policies, Then it was Elon Musk trying to take over Twitter, a guy got a lung injury from pleasuring himself too hard, French prez election runoff set, more border chaos, and 4 guys in India caught on camera gang banging a Monitor lizard. Music: INXS/"Don't Change"

Started this week with another Israel gunman shooting civilians dead in Tel Aviv, and then talked about the recall of the Mexican president. Then it was the Darfur war crimes trial, yet another air compressor rectal death, a guy had sex with his tinder date's corpse, OnlyFans model murders her boyfriend, France election, Missouri duck boat manslaughter charges tossed, FBI botches Michigan governor kidnapping case, and a guy pleasured himself 4 times on a 2.5 hour southwest airlines flight. Music: Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five/"The Message"

This week started with some gun attacks... first Mexico, where 20 were killed at a cockfight, then Nigeria, where gunman attacked a train. Then it was Army suicide rates hit all-time highs, Russian public backs Putin, House votes to legalize marijuana, School janitor pleasures himself in front of student, cop caught on video getting blown, and a guy is suing the Red Robin in Oregon after he says he was served a salad with semen dressing. Music: Brand Nubian/"Punks Jump Up to Get the Beat Down"

Started this week with the ongoing investigation and mystery into the China Air crash, then talked about the Taliban breaking their promise to let girls back in school. Then it was one of the worst beastiality cases I've ever done, Supreme Court hearings, the border continues to meltdown, the latest on Ukraine, and a Nigerian pastor raped three brothers by saying he was injecting god's power into them. Music: Foo Fighters/"Break Out"

Started with Brazil banning messaging app Telegram, and Nigeria discloses massive oil corruption scandal. Also Russia continues to pound Ukraine, UK guy who had sex with dog walks free, Ukraine and fight against Russia, Hunter Biden scandal intensifies, US navy sailor kills another sailor he caught in bed with his wife, and woman has to have surgery to remove a 3 inch wide glass stuck in her bladder that she had used as a sex toy. Music: Sleaford Mods/"Tied up in Nottz"

Started this week with India accidentally launching a missile at Pakistan, and the South Korean Presidential election. Then it was the latest update on Ukraine, Jussie Smollett sentenced, Shackleton shipwreck found, Energy costs skyrocketing, and a 23 year old nursing home worker filmed herself having sex with 90 year old dementia patients. Music: Prong/"Eternal Heat"