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The off-putting marketing campaign behind a jarred sausage slurry from Germany eases us into the most romantic action packed training film we have seen to date. Thank you very much Paul, thank you. Watch this on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDP0Q1YGkUQ&t=393s Tweet

Did Stavros steal Josh’s joke?  Well… no… and it’s not really a joke, it’s a question, but we do need content.  PLUS! Another million dollar idea, a Thanksgiving wrap up, and we get start learning how to defend ourselves from a true master of self defense during this week’s mandatory employee training. Watch this on YouTube: https://youtu.be/VF5731bW06A Tweet

America’s sharpest news anchor adds a few extra Os to his name, we discuss the physical and emotional aftermath of the fried chicken war and take a sneak peak at some upcoming mandatory training. Watch this on YouTube. Tweet

Only one bird will emerge… Watch It On YouTube   Tweet

Go watch this on YouTube. Tweet

That Halloween episode kinda stunk but we’re back with some heat for you this week. Josh tells us a story of deriving ultimate power from a pin and we learn the ins and outs of serving the elderly at Publix. Go watch it on YouTube: https://youtu.be/0nDuJQYiH5s AND HIT SUBSCRIBE! Tweet

Happy Halloween, Generals! Enjoy the shenanigans and a story of Halloween past that is at least 40% accurate. Tweet

…you will forget this episode exists.  Royalty free music, weird interview advice and Jewel-Osco gaslights you into being a good employee. Tweet

Dueling soundboards, misheard lyrics and the horror of Blockbuster video. Tweet

Welp.  We did it.  The greatest comedy film of all time is… Tweet

As a goof we set out to attempt creating a top 10 best comedy films of all time list. We learned that such a task is IMPOSSIBLE so to try and bring some order to the chaos we spent this episode carefully crafting a single elimination bracket system for determining a champion. Tweet

We discuss the impending multi-part fried chicken episodes, a new cartoon debuts and the inevitable rise of prompt based AI entertainment. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmypresents Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at patreon.com/onegrahamarmypresents Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

A UK man shares a very interesting job from 32 years ago, holiday scams and other hysterical banter. Tweet

We make something out of nothing, not unlike making weather predictions using organ meat. Craigslist is the gift that keeps on giving and you should avoid any product alleging to relieve gas. Hit us up RIGHT NOW at 847-665-9238 One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

We shame non-subscribers, crappy theme restaurants and all of the terrible “breastaurants” across America. Either be a strip club or a restaurant, do one of those things correctly or don’t do either. Plus a bonus safety briefing for this Labor Day weekend. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

We take a trip to the Ministry’s research and development lab to take number 2 into the 21st century and beyond. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at   / onegrahamarmy   Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

Poor toilet seat purchases, more important dolphin information and we try to modernize a classic your mama joke but end up reinventing toilets. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com Use promo code “OGA” to save 10% on your order. Tweet

306th time is always the charm. Welcome to the all new Ministry Of Silly Talk Comedy Podcast. Text or call at 847-665-9238. Operators are standing by… One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

If you’ve been here long enough you might be tired of the farting preacher. Well Josh hasn’t seen it so be nice. We also get a message to the hotline inquiring about modern slang. Hit us UP!!! 847-665-9238 https://suno.com/@one_graham_army One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

Fill that bag up with Crystal Pepsi. Subscribe, now. Listen, now. Comment, now. Like, now. LFG! https://suno.com/@one_graham_army One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at   / onegrahamarmy   Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet