Sports With A Capital F

We set the brackets for the ultimate battle for Action Movie Supremacy. Go watch this on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@onegrahamarmy   Tweet

Just kickin the bobo. Go watch this on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/@onegrahamarmy Tweet

The algorithm has gone to the dark side. After being thoroughly confused we try to lighten the mood with mixed results. Tweet

Graham whines, Josh learns about “pause,” and we explore the era of 1-900 numbers… watch this on YouTube. Dial 847-665-6238 and tell us what’s happening Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmypresents Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Tweet

Check us out on tour! Also, enjoy this week’s mandatory training where our reputation is on the line. Tweet

Wendy’s most notorious training film makes a return to the channel for it’s most definitive breakdown to date… and people will like that. Tweet

The hits keep comin and they don’t stop comin. Tweet

While we try to avoid being overly topical and stick to the jokes… some weeks just aren’t like others. Tweet

We kick things off with some Drake related nonsense before discussing being roasted by children and the side effects of BBQ Chicken Mac & Cheese. For desert we pour up some truly brewtal content in the form of extremely problematic Coffee advertisements from the 1960s. Go Watch This On The One Graham Army Presents YouTube Channel. Tweet

We kick things off by examining some foreign language skills that could benefit any American in today’s world, before we move seamlessly into this week’s safety briefing. Is that a shovel, a weapon, or something more practical for your mother to use in the kitchen? This week’s Sports In Your Shorts segment examines what is and isn’t working in the NBA and MLB. After the break we discover the existence of a Kid Rock tribute band and try to find out if we will find ourselves and others attractive when we get old. Go watch this on YouTube. Tweet

Josh describes cleaning out the home of one of the most prolific collectors in human history & we learn what it takes to be the Queen of Checkout. Go watch this on YouTube. Tweet

$13 water, MLB bans “PooP Games” and what to expect from a career at Red Lobster. Watch this episode youtube.com/@onegrahamarmypresents Tweet

G&J discuss discuss LA Caviar’s latest mix tape, one of the greatest bars in rap history, and a story about a VERY real Ja Rule themed wedding for a couple of white people that happened on a Tuesday afternoon and featured one of America’s most celebrated HBCU dance teams.  That’s not a joke but it is funny.  Plus a Ja x Metallica collab NOBODY asked for. Go watch this on the One Graham Army Presents YouTube channel Tweet

Old jeep food, old lady waffle and the greatest basketball player of all time reminds us what it means to be a member of the greatest team ever assembled… McDonalds. Go watch this on the One Graham Army Presents YouTube Channel! Tweet

The most polite argument in history, waiting for the bus and a delusional middle aged man goes all uncle Rico on us. Watch This On YT Tweet

We finally bid farewell to the self defense guru, lover and violence enthusiast John McSweeney. Thank you very much, John. Thank you very much, Paul. Full video available on the One Graham Army Presents YouTube Channel Tweet

Our respective undergarment mismanagement continues, Josh believes he can beat the GOAT fan stopper and we creep ever closer to finally finishing the tome that is, John McSweeney’s Total Self Defense system. Full video available on the One Graham Army Presents YouTube Channel Tweet

Shout out to BeBe, Tony and all the Generals worldwide. Happy New Year. Graham needs to move around more, Josh needs to know more about special girls and John McSweeney has taken a dark turn. Watch On YouTube: https://youtu.be/1ZX06MBM_Yo  Tweet

We discover we haven’t made nearly the progress we should have, but tonight we take a big bite out of John McSweeny’s love letter to his assistant (disguised as a self defense training video) in a special after dark recording. Plus we dig into a question from the hotline sure to stimulate your mind. Watch This On YT: https://youtu.be/mZhxvXyqbT0 Tweet

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and yours from the Ministry.  Shout out to Tony over at the Empire of Caviar for his post about a Dallas man with an unhealthy obsession with his sister, we berate listeners for not calling the hotline and we make some interesting progress through John McSweeny’s Self Defense/Love/Murder training. Watch this on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Cp9vLvzVdD4?si=H02sWRLshs4vLv5m Tweet