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James and Jon’s first foray into merchandising could be described as bumpy at best. UPDATE:  These shirts are now real via my actions.  They are available in a variety of styles, sizes, and colors.  Check ’em out HERE.

This our very first bonus episode.  In it we aim to give you a small taste of what we are about.  It’s only a minute long, you have no excuse not to listen to it.

Welcome any and all new listeners, this episode will leave you saying “goddammit” and ‘chrissakes”.  James and Jon get right down to business this episode talking about the looming civil cold war, spelling out MC, Kansas’ seldom used moniker “freestate”, cat-copter, celebrity crushes, a planned mission to mars by reality TV producers, and much more.  … Continue reading Episode 31: It’s Always Midnight There →

It’s another milestone episode from a podcast that’s full of it ’em.  I was sort of bummed that no guests stopped by to celebrate our 30th episode, but James told me, “no one gives a shit about 30.”  The topics list this week includes Amercia, psychic phone lines, DC’s gay superhero, zombie attacks, Spiner femmes, … Continue reading Episode 30: I’m Kevin’s Bacon, I Hang Confident And Strong →

In this episode Jon delights in annoying James with his goofy sound effects app for his ipod.  You won’t be annoyed however, because these sound effects are AWESOME!  Luckily, Jon can’t concentrate on noises and talking so it’s put away in favor of discussions on stamping things “top secret”, the enchanting musk of Don Draper, … Continue reading Episode 29: Captain Jean-Luc Hard-Prick →

Welcome to the longest biggest episode of Sorry, Kansas yet.  There are no fewer than three in studio guests.  First up is our old pal “Dr” Chunt Montgumry who stops by to catch up and answer a few more questions.  Then, one of our new sponsors who’s name we didn’t catch, stops by.  Finally, the … Continue reading Episode 28: Ayn Rand Is A Stupid Cunt! →

This episode of S,K is packed to the brim with the quality of content that you, as a hard working individual deserve.  James and Jon get into the current events this episode as some of the topics include John Travolta’s johns, The Avengers, attachment parenting, tanning mom (real name unknown), Mitt the bully, NBC fucking … Continue reading Episode 27: The Ernest Hemingway Crab Inflation Situation →

May the forth be with you…and other things James doesn’t want to hear outta George Lucas.  This time around James and Jon discuss topics such as symbiosis, commercials masquerading as TV shows, Canadian glow-in-the-dark quarters, Titanic pt 2, Call of Duty, Cinco de Mayo, John Carpenter, and much more.  Plus, Jon lets you know if … Continue reading Episode 26: Ruby Slippers →

Wow, we made it.  25 episodes in and we are finally current.  I’ll prove it, this episode was recorded on 4/27…there, proven.  Since it’s the last episode of the month, you know what that means…helllo?…it’s monthly mencia time!  This month we selected Doug Loves Movies hosted by Doug Benson for two reasons.  1.We love that … Continue reading Episode 25: Monthly Mencia #4-Doug Loves Movies →

Here it is folks, the big 4/20 episode of Sorry, Kansas that you’ve been waiting for.  Actually, we recorded it on 4/21…and it’s 4/30 now…ah whatever.  The topics this week include the President’s love of Star Trek, Alzheimer’s disease, Tupac’s hologram, Instagram, the secret service, your pet’s unsightly butthole, and much more.  Plus, Jon describes … Continue reading Episode 24: I’d Shit My Pants If I Found Out Dave Chappelle Listened To This →

This episode is bursting at the seams.  James and Jon touch upon a wide variety of subjects this time including weddings, internet porn, life after people, crossing guards, glove-boxes, Pizza Hut’s hotdog pizza, and much more.  In addition Jon has both a new word, and a new sexual perversion to share.  This episode is brought … Continue reading Episode 23: Insurance Hole Trademark Sorrykansas.com →

This may be the most controversial episode of Sorry, Kansas yet.  Don’t worry though, by the end it gets nice and weird.  Items on the docket this week include bacon, gold, mustard, pink slime, beards, magic markers, and much more.  In addition to the joke machine and the impression off, we also try a little … Continue reading Episode 22: I Dare You To Listen To It, You Pussies →

This episode features an extra long, extra loud impression off.  Don’t worry though, I spent the extra time tweaking the levels to sweet perfection.  The topics this time include Tacocopter, bad bananas, Triplets, The Incredible Hulk, and the stoned ape theory.  That’s not all.  Jon also reviews Human Centipede 2, and gives you tips on … Continue reading Episode 21: A Full Grown, Angry, Dick-Ripping-Off Chimp →

For this monthly mencia we chose The Joe Rogan Experience, and The Duncan Trussell Family Hour.  These guys use guests in their format, and my favorites of both are when they are guests on each others show.  You can tell they are good friends, and they get into some deep territory.  So to that end, … Continue reading Episode 20: Monthly Mencia #3-The Joe Rogan Experience/The Duncan Trussell Family Hour →

This is one solid episode of Sorry, Kansas if I do say so myself.  The producer of one of Jon’s favorite TV shows drops by even though Jon is nowhere to be found.  Some of the topics up for discussion this go around are St Patrick’s day, papal cologne, Star Trek, denial, boobs, putting the … Continue reading Episode 19: The Shit Under His Lawnmower, He’s Sprinkling Crack On It →

This is one off the wall episode, and if you have listened to any past episode you know that is saying something.  Some of the topics discussed in this episode are the smell of south Topeka, the smell of Red Lobster, and the smell of pussy.  The real fun is had when Jon trots out … Continue reading Episode 18: This, I Believe, Is The Conspiracy Episode Folks →

I have no idea what happened to the sound in this episode, but it sounds like we recorded this one under water or over Skype.  That said, we debut our brand new theme song, and The Priest stops by.  If you decide to give it a shot the topics include PG13 horror movies, delusion, hecklers, … Continue reading Episode 17: That’s Enough Nancy Grace →

For our second monthly mencia episode we chose How Did This Get made?  It’s hosted by Paul Scheer, June Diane Raphael, and Jason Mantzoukas.  Their podcast is sort of biweekly in that one week they will tell you what movie they are watching, and the next they sit and rip the thing apart.  The movie … Continue reading Episode 16: Monthly Mencia #2-How Did This Get Made? →

Good news for all the listener of Sorry, Kansas!  We got all new professional quality sound gear to match our content.  The topics this episode include Paul Brittain, alcoholidays, thinking off, a stupid old cliche, and much more.  The first song, The Midget is by our friends Adrian and Justin.  Grimey Hug is by James … Continue reading Episode 15: Don’t Do That →

With no hint of hyperbole I can say that this an historic episode of Sorry, Kansas.  James and Jon officially begin two new segments that endure for at least the next ten episodes.  The topics this week include Bel Vita, phone books, Kansas’ history as an LSD mecca, dangerously bright LED cop lights, tuna fish, … Continue reading Episode 14: It Finds It’s Own Way Out, That’s All I’ll Say →