Kate, Tim & Marty

Tim’s son Alfie—Grade 4’s newest wordsmith—has penned the most iconic thank-you letter to the parents who spruced up the school toilets. He compares the upgraded bathroom experience to walking a red carpet (which he’s been on many, thanks to Dad's job), but says this one felt special… because he actually deserved it. And the pièce de résistance? His pee finally smells like something. Move over Shakespeare, Alfie 4B has arrived!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s an estrogen-fuelled extravaganza today as Mitch Churi steps in for Tim, and the studio goes full girl power!

Forget free coffee — a small tech company is now offering free booze during work hours and hangover leave for the morning after! They’re hoping a more “relaxed” vibe will attract young talent since they can’t compete with bigger paychecks. Honestly, we’re just wondering… are you hungover right now? Pop a Berocca and tune in — this one's a riot!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a full-blown Boys Club today with Ricki-Lee off doing her Australian Idol thing—so it's just Tim & Joel running the joint! Joel’s buzzing because he’s off to see Kylie Minogue tonight in Melbourne, but does he even know where her statue is? Lord Mayor Nick Reece helps us out. Also, Whoopi Goldberg has vanished from The View, so we start the search party. Joel reckons he’s an “avi-sexual,” so we test his airline knowledge in A Bit of Tail—and, shockingly, he nails it! Chrissie Swan jumps in for Word Alarm, we do New Music Friday, plug our listeners’ pages, and wrap it all up with Caller of the Week and Week In Review.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel has officially come out… as an avi-sexual! He reckons he’s obsessed with aviation, so we put him to the ultimate test in A Bit of Tail—guessing airlines just by their tail logos. Does he soar to victory, or does his knowledge crash and burn? Spoiler: He actually nails it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After an Addison Rae story, we ask callers what they would do if they switched genders for the day. Imagine Dragons is apparently a mystery anagram so Blackers tries to decode it. In the Glossy’s, Gaga hints at another collaboration with Beyoncé. Being 35 now makes you middle-aged according to experts. And, David Campbell joins us for Quick Draw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turns out, you might already be middle-aged! The American Psychological Association has officially declared when middle adulthood kicks off—which means it’s RIP to our youth. Once upon a time, 40 was the start of the mid-life meltdown, but not anymore. Meanwhile, Gen Z is out here calling anyone over 30 ancient, so there’s really no winning.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

RIP Joel—he’s been up for as long as the rest of us, but he’s hanging on by a thread. Meanwhile, Tasmania has officially ripped its reputation to shreds, because it’s now Australia’s sexiest state (???). Over on Idol, Ricki-Lee took the judge’s seat and said absolutely f*** all, and the Glossy’s had everything—Hollywood feuds, awkward interviews, and a very cooked F1 moment. Plus, the Wednesday Wheel served up ‘Rip Real or Fake,’ and let’s just say… the scoring system is DEAD.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let’s get into the Glossys—where Hollywood never sleeps, F1 drivers play chess, and Kevin Spacey is clapping back. Buckle up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki-Lee is stepping in for Kyle Sandilands on Australian Idol tonight—it's a full-circle moment! We dive into the Mediterranean diet that helps people live past 100, and the wild world of Set Jetters visiting famous movie locations. In the Glossys, Blake & Ryan confused SNL50 attendees, Pete Davidson dodged Kim Kardashian, and Sacha Baron Cohen shocked fans with a comment about Isla. Plus, Google’s top sex questions—wait till you hear what America is most curious about!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lights, camera, holiday! Set Jetters are the new travel trend, with people flying across the world to visit famous movie and TV sets. Joel jetted off to Thailand to stay where The White Lotus was filmed, while callers shared their own set visits—from Sex and the City spots to the Schitt’s Creek motel. Plus, if you’ve got a spare $15 million, the Wolf of Wall Street mansion is up for grabs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki-Lee was very very very very foggy today, struggling to get words out and demanding we “play the button!” But we powered through! Scientists have confirmed that the “dessert stomach” is a real thing—so yes, there’s always room for cake. SNL celebrated 50 years with a wild lineup, and Ryan Reynolds had the best reaction to being roasted. Plus, we dive into Gwyneth Paltrow’s $300 sex pillow, Drake’s $50K engagement ring gift, and Joe Biden’s vacation count. Also, an Aussie Idol hopeful tried to AutoTune their audition!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

To celebrate our queen Kylie being in Australia for her Tension tour, let's take you back to the time we had a chat with her! We dive into Kylie's favourite tours, her memories of going full rock ‘n’ roll on stage, and what to expect from this next era—think a mix of new hits, 90s vibes, and a little bit of everything! She even drops some Grammy stories and a fun F1 connection ahead of her Singapore Grand Prix performance. Oh, and Tim might just get a hookup for Oasis tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop empire has blessed (or cursed?) the world with The Prim—a luxury sex pillow priced at a wild $300AUD. Fans are divided, experts are defending it, and the internet is absolutely losing it. Is this a game-changer for the bedroom or just another overpriced Goop gimmick? Let’s unpack the madness!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing says romance like a nice home-cooked meal… unless you're Dianne from Blackburn, Victoria. When her boyfriend Simon polished off all the chips at dinner, she didn’t just get mad—she got stabby. Instead of a lovers' quarrel, she grabbed a knife and landed herself in prison. The story has resurfaced just in time for Valentine’s Day, serving as a cautionary tale: always leave some chips for your partner—or at least run if you don’t.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Valentine’s Day, and love is in the air—along with some highly questionable relationship choices. Would you share a toothbrush with your partner? One couple swears by it, but we’re not convinced. Meanwhile, a man gets fully swallowed by a humpback whale, and it’s all caught on camera! Chelsea Handler proves she’s the queen of petty revenge, Madonna spills on her new album, and a woman goes to jail for stabbing her boyfriend over chips. Plus, New Music Friday, Caller of the Week, and a chaotic Week in Review!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dump Day, Short Kings & A Very Unlucky Bed Wetter America has a brand-new top dog, and it’s a Giant Schnauzer making history! Meanwhile, the Backstreet Boys are heading to Vegas, and a wild new study reveals a surprising perk of being short. Plus, we unpack why so many people break up right before Valentine’s Day, how half of young men have never asked someone out in person, and which celeb is out here exposing their ex for wetting the bed. Oh, and Below Deck Down Under’s Captain Jason joined us for Quick Draw—and the girls and gays are absolutely swooning!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

C'mon gals, we're going to Vegas in July. Ricki was so excited to announce this!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Titanic Mayhem, Cocaine Wine & A Song That’ll Ruin Your Day Ever heard a song that instantly sends you into a rage? One Aussie influencer has, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Plus, we chat about Qantas’ brand-new uniform redesign—will it be high fashion or just high-vis? We’ve got your Aussie Idol recap, the latest on The White Lotus premiere, and why Mandy Moore is calling out Amazon. And in one of Hollywood’s strangest mysteries, we uncover what sent Titanic’s cast and crew into full-blown chaos on set. Buckle up, betch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the final day of filming Titanic, all hell broke loose. Crew members were hallucinating, one demanded to see a priest, and the director of photography led a full-on conga line. Even James Cameron himself was completely out of it. Nearly 80 people were rushed to the hospital after a mysterious incident involving the crew’s lunch—but who did it and why? Was it a prank, revenge, or something more sinister? To this day, no one knows. Buckle up for one of Hollywood’s weirdest unsolved mysteries!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.