Kate, Tim & Marty

Today’s show goes deep, betch! We kick off with a hole lot of drama—a woman working from home got fired after her company tracked her keystrokes, catching her in a major plot hole! Fair play, or is it digging too deep? Then, it’s an emotional farewell as John Laws signs off for the last time. Tim gets into some classic Laws moments, with Laws leaving a hole in the world of radio that won’t soon be filled. It’s also New Music Friday, and we’ve got all the tracks you need to fill that weekend playlist hole. Plus, in a hilarious mix-up, a charity shop accidentally displayed a set of buttplugs in the window. Let’s just say, they didn’t mean to show that kind of hole to the world! We wrap up with Tim’s Word Alarm and chat with our Caller of the Week, plugging the hole with laughs and the best moments from this week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In an unforgettable chat, Blackers sits down with the legendary John Laws as he prepares to sign off the airwaves after an astounding 71-year career. Known for his deep voice, golden microphone, and quick wit, Laws shares stories from his start in Bendigo at 18, his love for radio, and even some surprising dislikes—like his tense interview with Gordon Ramsay! In true Laws fashion, he keeps things real, sharing his best career advice in a single word: listen. From his favorite tipple, Wild Turkey (paired with Coke, depending on the hour), to his humorous reflections on the industry and what he’ll miss most, it’s a candid, heartfelt chat between two radio icons. Tim leaves with a big dose of inspiration and a few laughs from Laws’ no-nonsense style.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show dives into the unexpected and the downright petty, betch! First, we reveal the Collins Word of the Year, and trust us—it’s a twist no one saw coming. Next, we share some of the tiniest (but weirdly satisfying) coincidences from yesterday, including run-ins with the TV show Beef. Then, it’s time to confess your petty side! One pizza shop took “extra hot” to the extreme by setting a pizza on actual fire for a customer request. Spicy, right? In Glossys, Chris Martin of Coldplay fame made waves by casually ignoring the strict dress code at the MCG. Rule breaker or rockstar? We’ll let you decide! And finally, Take That joins us in the studio for a round of Quick Draw. Gary Barlow is stunned to find out we’ve been sneaking his best quotes on air all year, but he’s even more shocked by Ricki’s epic Quick Draw answer—it might be the “loosest” one yet!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had the legendary Take That live in the studio to play a fierce game of Quick Draw! With over 45 million records sold and countless hits, these lads didn’t hold back. Gary Barlow finds out we’ve been playing grabs from his chat all year—and yep, he’s shocked (but not as shocked as he is by Ricki’s Quick Draw answer, which might be the most "loose" answer ever). Between laughs, we revisit Gary’s best moments: “This is the best radio station ever!” and “us singers, we need our sleep,” and, of course, his love for eating cheese.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show takes on everything from presidential quirks to jaw-dropping dating confessions! Joel dives into some hilarious U.S. election facts, from the president’s salary to Trump’s plans for a glammed-up Air Force One and his infamous makeup routine. Then, we get into some serious relationship red flags—one woman proudly shares the four things she refuses to do for her husband, and the callers’ stories that follow are even more shocking. In Glossys, we tackle the hot question everyone’s asking: is Barry Keoghan’s peen real in Saltburn? And things only get weirder when we discuss a woman born with two vaginas and her revelation that hundreds of her partners never noticed. Yep, you read that right! To top it all off, we spin the Wednesday Wheel and play the Age Game: Presidential Edition.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Annie Charlotte, the UK woman born with two vaginas, two uteruses, and two cervixes. Diagnosed with the rare condition uterus didelphys at 16, Annie has turned her unique situation into a successful OnlyFans career at 25. She’s now sharing her story—and it’s full of surprising twists!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Neiiiighhhhhhhh! We kick things off with Ricki-Lee’s epic performance with Ronan Keating at the Melbourne Cup, where they sang Lovin' Each Day for an audience of 700 million. Tim even stepped in to fix a little audio glitch for today’s show. Next, we dive into Joel’s chat with Wicked stars Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo. They’re totally obsessed with his fiancé and his dog—proving that even A-listers can’t resist a cute pup! Then, Tim shares his experience with a tiny coincidence that had us all shook—small but weirdly satisfying! And in Real Housewives drama, the Sydney cast had an explosive clash that brought production to a halt and left the whole crew scrambling to rework episodes. If that’s not enough, we’ve got a jaw-dropping story about a son secretly dating his dad’s 29-year-old girlfriend, and believe us, it only gets wilder from there. And to wrap things up, we play the Melbourne Cup edition of Joel Jivin'—think horses, high notes, and plenty of laughs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform

In today’s Glossys, we’ve got all the drama from The Real Housewives of Sydney! Production reportedly spiraled into chaos after a physical altercation broke out between cast members, halting filming and forcing production to rework upcoming episodes. It’s Housewives at its most explosive! Plus, we can’t get over Mariah Carey’s new wax figure at Madame Tussauds—it’s so spot-on, we’re struggling to tell which one’s the real Mariah! Grimes also throws shade at Elon Musk after Olivia Rodrigo reveals her dating red flag (hint: it involves outer space). And, Lady Gaga takes the stage at Kamala Harris' rally, and we’ve got a clip you won’t want to miss!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki-Lee took the stage with Ronan Keating at the Melbourne Cup, performing Lovin' Each Day to an audience of over 700 million! But the performance hit a snag when an audio glitch crept in—luckily, Tim caught it and worked his magic with Dan for today’s show. We’re breaking down all the behind-the-scenes drama and celebrating this epic performance with a little help from Dan's quick fix!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show has it all, betch! We kick things off with Melbourne Cup legend Michelle Payne, who shares her top tip for tomorrow’s big race—you don’t want to miss her insider pick! And Ricki-Lee has her own Cup surprise: she’s performing live at the races, and a very special star has asked her to sing with him. Who could it be? We also dive into some hot (literally) listener stories, like the woman whose scalp was steaming from a serious hot flush. And when it comes to pet peeves, apparently Hugh Grant is not here for people with backpacks! One of our listeners had her own extreme moment, slamming her daughter’s iPad right out the window. Then, Joel rolls in late from his exclusive chat with Ariana Grande and the Wicked cast, and he’s got some sneak peeks to share! And if you think Uber only offers cars, think again—someone has figured out how to Uber a camel, and it’s honestly iconic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel Creasey sat down with Wicked stars Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo while they’re in Sydney for the world premiere of the film! As the ultimate Wicked fan—he’s seen it over 200 times!—Joel dives deep with the stars on what it’s like bringing the magic of Wicked to the big screen, chats about his Wicked-style engagement and they all swoon over Joel's boyfriend, Jack. It’s a fangirl moment, a premiere celebration, and an exclusive chat you won’t want to miss!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We sat down with the legendary Michelle Payne—the only woman to have won the Melbourne Cup—as she gears up for tomorrow’s big race! With a record-breaking four women competing this year, we asked Michelle if she thinks a woman could take home the Cup again. And best of all, she gives us her top tip for tomorrow’s race! Whether you’re a racing fan or just love an underdog story, this is one chat you won’t want to miss.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re bringing the chaos today, betch! First up, the results are in from our pumpkin carving contest between Ricki, Tim, and Joel—who came out on top with the most creative (and borderline scary) design? We’ve got the winner and all the laughs. But that’s not all! Ricki tells the absolutely gross story of what happened after she went a little too hard at the Coldplay concert… and let’s just say the cab driver wasn’t impressed. Plus, things are heating up across the pond with effigies of UK personalities being burned, and apparently, Oasis is next on the list! We also stumbled upon the strangest accessory of the day—a necklace that actually gets erect. Don’t ask, just listen. And in DNA shockers, a couple who already have kids together recently found out they’re cousins! Yep, things get weird, and we’re here for it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The results are in for this year’s pumpkin carving contest between Ricki, Tim, and Joel! Who nailed the spookiest (or funniest) design, and who might need a little more practice with a carving knife? We reveal the winner and give you all the gory (and hilarious) details. Did your fave come out on top?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s spooky season, betch! We kick off our annual pumpkin carving contest, where we go all out with our best (and most questionable) Halloween creations. Check ‘em out and cast your vote on our Insta now! Over in the wild world of sports, we’ve got a classic fan interference drama—a Yankees fan trying to snatch a ball straight out of a Dodgers player’s hand! How cheeky can you get? And if you think your bank account's in trouble, get this: a Russian court has fined Google a jaw-dropping $20 decillion (yep, that's a real number). We wrap our heads around just how big that is! Plus, the one and only Anastacia swings by for Quick Draw and delivers an unforgettable chat. She shares the story behind her powerful voice, has a laugh over Tim’s “interpretation” of her vocal warm-ups, and leaves us in awe. Ricki even opens up about how one of Anastacia’s songs helped her cope with losing her grandpa, bringing all the feels. Grab your pumpkin spice lattes and dive into this Halloween show filled with laughs, drama, and

We’ve got Anastacia in the studio, and trust us, this one’s a rollercoaster! She had us cracking up with her unstoppable energy and killer sense of humour—who knew she was this funny?! Anastacia dives into her time on The Masked Singer Australia, shares the story of how she found her iconic voice, and even judges Tim on his attempt at her signature vocal tricks (a.k.a. Buddhist chanting… or Tim's version of it, anyway). But things get emotional when Ricki opens up about how one of Anastacia's songs helped her through losing her grandfather, her father figure. It’s a raw, heartfelt moment that leaves everyone a little teary. And just when we thought we were done, she joins us for a fierce round of Quick Draw! This episode’s packed with laughs, real talk, and unforgettable moments. Don’t miss it, betch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re going green with Joel’s big announcement—he’s hosting the Australian premiere of Wicked! Get all the juicy details on his new role and why he’s already practicing his best Defying Gravity moves.

Is it Shed-yool or Sked-yool? The ultimate debate gets settled! Tim has called in an expert, Juliet, founder of The Voice Business and one of Australia’s top voice and presentation coaches, to settle the score once and for all. Juliet’s got over 30 years of experience helping people nail their presentation skills, so if anyone knows how to say it right, it’s her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This just seems to be Joel's year! He's got a huge announcement to share... it's quite a Wicked one if you ask!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I feel like Temu tonight, like Temu tonight!First up, the airplane seat debate – would you give up your seat for a mum wanting to sit closer to her kids? One passenger refused, and it's got us all asking: are you Team Stay or Team Swap? Then, it’s back to Hollywood as we chat about the latest celebrity age-gap couple drama – yep, one of the Beckham kids just found themselves in the mix! And speaking of scandal, Armie Hammer’s launched a podcast and is addressing those jaw-dropping cannibal rumours. Let’s just say, he doesn’t hold back! We’re also deep-diving into the wild world of Temu! People are getting totally sucked in, and one caller’s story took a turn we did NOT see coming. And to top it off, we’ve got a ‘High’ edition of Joel Jivin' that’ll have you singing along from the first note.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.