Kate, Tim & Marty

We're back live on April 28... in the meantime, here are our best bits! Tim brings some spicy Hogwarts gossip just for our resident Pothead, Joel — turns out one of the Harry Potter stars has swapped spells for spicy content and launched an OnlyFans. Can you guess who it is before Joel does? Mischief managed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live on April 28... in the meantime, here are our best bits! Look, science has officially cooked it. A new study says sniffing and rubbing men's armpit sweat on your upper lip might actually help you chill out, feel happier, and even regulate your cycle. Yep, you read that right. Straight from the Uni of Pennsylvania, this viral research has us asking: is this the next wellness trend or just peak internet nonsense? We break it down so you don’t have to get sweaty about it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show had tanks, tinfoil, and a touch of romance! We kicked off with the wild story of a drunk Polish bloke who stole a WWII tank and drove it through town. As you do. Then Ricki’s Idol finale dress copped a roasting on Gogglebox—alfoil, oil slick, or roller? You decide. And Jennifer Coolidge might be getting back with her hot Swedish ex after shouting him out in a press interview. He responded... and it’s giving rom-com energy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jennifer Coolidge is shooting her shot—again! While doing press for her new Minecraft movie, she casually name-dropped her ridiculously hot Swedish ex, Rafael Edholm, and admitted she had no idea he was now a famous actor. Her flirty message? “If you wanna know where I live, I’ll give you my number.” And guess what—Rafael responded! He’s keen. The rom-com writes itself.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re serving AI realness and raw human honesty today, betch! First up, there’s a viral trend where people are asking ChatGPT to turn them into dolls or action figures... and let’s just say Jermaine put us in the system and it came back savage.  We also unpacked one of the most polite crimes in history: a man returned a flag he stole 56 years ago with a full confession, a heartfelt apology, and $40 cash. That’s one way to clear your karma. Meanwhile, Elon Musk tried to flex Starlink’s Wi-Fi on a flight but rage quit his livestream after trolls absolutely lit him up in the comments. Honestly? Worth the data.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James Young from Melbourne’s iconic Cherry Bar dropped in to spill the tea on the night Lady Gaga partied so hard, she left on her hands and knees—literally crawling up ACDC Lane. From booking clashes with a Mildura blues duo to five-hour Gaga dance marathons, this story has it all. She rocked the bar solo, requested Judas Priest, and proved why she’s the real Queen of Pop and rock. The night became legendary… and we reckon her post-Marvel Stadium plans might just include another Cherry Bar cameo

Big news for Eurovision tragics... in today Glossy's. Meanwhile, Robert Irwin keeps pumping sandbags shirtless behind-the-scenes at his Bonds shoot, and it’s a thirst trap disguised as fitness content. Zoe Kravitz and Austin Butler are reportedly a thing now (don’t call it official yet though), and Chris Lilley might be resurrecting Mr G — he’s posted that iconic pink exercise ball, and fans are losing it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel stacked it on stage last night—don’t worry, he’s fine, just bruised everywhere (mostly ego)… also he finds out the harsh reality about uggboots, and the White Lotus drama keeps boiling—now the composer’s quit and Mike White’s throwing shade.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lady Gaga just announced she's bringing her The Mayhem Ball to Australia! It's been 11 years since she's toured here. We're gonna take you back to the time we chatted with her only a few weeks ago... and when she hinted touring here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back in bed with The White Lotus – well, not literally – but creator Mike White is firing shots at viewers who found the finale boring. His message? If you don’t want to be edged, get out of his bed, bossy bottom. (Yes, really.) Also, we dive into Jennifer Coolidge’s wet fan encounter (someone legit weed on her foot), Joel’s hair is suspiciously red today, and if you’re playing Scrabble for the swear words… you’re gonna be disappointed. They’ve bleeped the whole board.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just minutes before the live Australian Idol Grand Finale kicked off, Ricki-Lee was in a full-blown food poisoning nightmare—thanks to some rogue Mexican! She pushed through like a total pro. Glam on the outside, absolute chaos within. We relive the carnage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fresh off his huge win, Australian Idol champ Marshall Hamburger joined the show—still running on zero sleep and a couple of post-show bevvies. Ricki-Lee (his Idol mum!) got all the goss from the dressing room drinks, what it felt like beating Eilish, and how wild it was performing with Leo bloody Sayer. We also took a victory lap because yes, Tim did call it weeks ago. The Hamburger is here, baby, and his Idol album drops Friday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gen Z is spiralling, betch. A skincare founder’s gone viral after realising—for the first time—that the Woolies logo is apparently… an apple?! Cue mass confusion in the comments: some say lettuce, others swear it’s a pumpkin, and a few are still hanging onto the idea that it’s just a W. We unpack the fruity drama, revisit the time Apple (yes, that Apple) came for Woolies legally, and settle once and for all—what is that logo supposed to be?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s ep is a spicy mixed bag, betch. One of the stars of The White Lotus has gone and spoiled the finale immediately after it aired—so, when is it okay to drop spoilers? We get into the etiquette of streaming reveals (and yes, we’re naming names). Tim drops some genuinely genius travel hacks—no fluff, just practical gold. Also, a rogue American YouTuber has been arrested for trespassing on one of the most protected islands in the world—North Sentinel Island—after leaving a coconut and a Coke for one of the last uncontacted tribes on Earth. No, really. And Michelle Williams has taken to the 'Gram to expose a full-blown footsie scandal mid-flight. Stranger's toes popping through her first-class seat? We’ve got thoughts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Larry’s gone full Robert Irwin—shirt off, toy snake out, flogging undies (and whisky) at 60. Meanwhile, Blake Lively’s sparked Donut-Gate for skipping the gloves at a bakery. Mariah Carey crashes her son’s Twitch stream, and Tom Cruise gets nostalgic about racing Brad Pitt in go-karts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel threw open the doors to his Melbourne Comedy Festival show Thanks For Being Here and, mate, the who's who of reality royalty and Aussie faves turned up. Picture Gamble and Pettifleur sippin’ bubbles with Dr Kate, Susie and Kyla from Housewives, Ash Pollard, Lucy Durack, Khanh Ong, Zoe Badwi, Myf Warhurst, Grant Denyer, Urzila Carlson… and that's just scratching the surface. It was basically a Logies afterparty but with more laughs and less awkward speeches. Meanwhile, Robert Irwin’s stripped off for Bonds — There are lizards, snakes, spiders... and a fair bit of crikey energy. Steve would be proud.Plus, it’s New Music Friday and we meet Delia—Britain’s first female bouncer who wants to rebrand herself as an “ejection technician”. Honestly, same.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tina Arena popped in and absolutely tore the roof off. We’re talking truth bombs, taped boobs, and tour dates, betch. She’s hitting the road around Australia through April and May for her Don’t Ask Again tour (yes, the hits are coming), and she'll be lighting up the Australian Idol grand finale this Sunday night on Channel 7. We covered everything from Splendour memories and Matt Corby duets to keeping the dream alive without chasing the fantasy. And look—Tina says if you’re not in this game for the right reason? Get out. Queen energy only. Also, she might call us next time she’s on mushrooms. Fingers crossed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossys, Tom Cruise paid tribute to Val Kilmer with a minute’s silence at CinemaCon, following Val’s passing from pneumonia at 65. Jason Momoa rolled up to a London pub in a Rolls Royce, parked in a disabled spot, necked two Guinness and vanished. Jeff Bezos has booked every water taxi in Venice ahead of his June wedding on his $500M yacht. And Cyndi Lauper dropped into a Melbourne op shop and bought out the entire store.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jo gave up money in 2015 and hasn’t bought a thing since—living off donations, expired food, and washable cloths for wees. For her birthday? Bags of rice. Sustainable or just straight-up rough? Let’s discuss.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you give up money forever? A woman named Jo has, and she’s been living off donations, expired food, and—get this—washable wee cloths since 2015! Meanwhile, one mum had the shock of her life when she found out what her toddler was snacking on… and let’s just say, Grandpa is not where she left him. We also dive into some truly unhinged celeb news—Maggie Gyllenhaal’s rocking a $3600 hair tie, Blake Lively’s slinging doughnuts for fun, and Glen Powell gives a cryptic answer about Sydney Sweeney. Oh, and Obama? He’s out here photobombing family portraits like it’s his full-time job. Plus, Jessica Simpson swears by snake sperm (yep, you read that right) to keep her voice in top shape, and science confirms what we already knew: sleep after a session just hits different.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.