But...you're So Level Headed

You learn a lot from your first fight. Pinterest breeds fancy lunches for kids. Harvard's 80 year long study on happiness. Vaginas are the new trend to wear on your nails. Elliot Fletcher may be my new celebrity crush.

Turns out being hangry is actually backed by science. The thing to do these days is be gender identity friendly, but I don't buy into the gender fluidity. Charcoal masks don't work if you're just ripping off your skin. Brendon Urie has to pass on fans because they've abused their privileges. The New York Post put out a ridiculous article about big boobs making a comeback... really?

Cards Against Humanity has a special edition just for her. A Troll's penis needs a little help to... get back up. Why do people want this creature? Tinder sets up a fancy getaway first date for two people. Cards Against Humanity for Herhttp://time.com/4853479/cards-against-humanity-pink/Vagisil Vagina Challengehttp://vagisil.com/vagina-challenge/Troll Penishttp://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40540561 Snail Bunnyhttps://twitter.com/i/moments/889556610476945409Tinder Datehttp://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/tinder-couple-year-long-messages-viral-meet-1st/story?id=48832001

I got a new tattoo! Unlike an unfortunate man, I did not die from it from doing something he shouldn't have done right after getting one. Do you swear by coconut oil? Turns out not every study think coconut oil is healthy. In fact, these guys want you to stop with the coconut oil. Bubble wrap satisfaction explained by Psych IRL. Skittles try to do something nice and gets heat for it. This is why people should just stop being nice. Boys at an academy in the UK decide to protest their school uniform - is this a case of gender equality or breaking gender norms? Death by whipped cream is a thing. You've been warned.

The Lily gets revived. We'll see how that goes. I learn how much I get to look forward to raising kids in the future. The new thing for other parents to judge you on - whether you raise your kids with a gender or without one. A mom decides to create change in a department store. The taco cleanse seems legit. So does alien yoga...

By the way, I'm going explicit. Surprise! I keep forgetting to actually 'announce' it. Stealthing could be a sex crime is Wisconsin and California. Burritos shut down for cultural appropriation. Horrible mock awards at a middle school. A teacher with dad jokes. Parents kill baby with 'hipster' diet. Women-only screening for Wonder Woman.

23 and Me results are very surprising. Miss USA changes her mind about health care. There's a new Oreo cookie flavor. Coffee is good for you. Syrians make fuel from plastic. A former gang member gets Master's degree. Bandwagon feminist tattoos lose meaning. **Update**Turns out Miss USA seems to be tweeking her words depending on who's she's talking to.Miss USA on Good Morning America - Healthcare is a right.https://twitter.com/GMA/status/864448314099458048Miss USA on Fox and Friends - Healthcare is a privilege. https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/864812741554352129Firework Oreoshttp://www.cosmopolitan.com/food-cocktails/a9610863/oreo-fireworks/Coffee is good for you. http://time.com/4768860/is-coffee-good-for-you/Syrians create fuel from plastic.https://widerimage.reuters.com/story/besieged-syrians-make-fuel-from-plastic-wasteGang member to graduate.http://ijr.com/2017/05/867054-a-former-gang-member-turned-his-life-around-with-a-college-degree-from-an-ivy-league/Feminism and tattoos.http://motto.time.com

A transgender woman tries to argue cissexism when it's really just choosing who you want to bang. Men need platonic touch, but culture has stigma against it. Heineken tries to bring different people together. School lunches may not be so nutritious anymore. Flu shots can help young children. Hackers leak new season of Orange is the New Black and demand money from Netflix. Eleven phrases and words that may be offensive (actually not that bad). School lunch regulationshttp://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-administration-eyes-loosening-school-lunch-regulations-n75275613 Reasons Whyhttps://nickwattssoulfood.com/2017/04/23/netflixs-13-reasons-why-is-not-merely-dark-its-dangerous/ Heineken commercial https://twitter.com/Heineken_UK/status/857194957249146880Kids died without flu shothttp://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/most-kids-who-died-flu-weren-t-vaccinated-study-finds-n742046Netflix Hackershttp://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/alleged-orange-new-black-episodes-posted-after-hackers-demand-ransom-n753051

Prom season is here! Emma Stone turned down a La La Land inspired proposal. When the Today Show uses Buzzfeed quiz* (I kept referring to it as a study - correction, it was a quiz.) as a source. No one forgot that Nutella causes cancer. Letting the media scare you into a bubble makes for a boring life. http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/emma-stone-replies-to-teen-who-asked-her-to-prom-a7673601.htmlhttp://www.today.com/video/today-anchors-celebrate-national-grilled-cheese-day-919450691694http://www.today.com/video/how-do-you-pronounce-aunt-today-anchors-weigh-in-919451715643http://ijr.com/2017/04/845790-kelly-clarkson-bashed-giving-daughter-popular-snack/https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/05/well/eat/feed-your-kids-peanuts-early-and-often-new-guidelines-urge.html?_r=0

I'm back from my trip to South Korea! It was a nice break from my phone. Nothing like going to another country without an international plan to cut you off from your phone. It's like being forced to enjoy the country. The Flip and Flop lady gets attacked from Twitter about her parenting and why Millennials don't want kids.

Everything ever posted online can live forever. You don't have to be famous or in a the public eye at all to get attention. Anything can go viral and it can be good or bad. A hot felon's mugshot got him a modeling contract and made his debut on the runway. Teenagers discover Finsta - the fake Instagram accounts you can hide from snooping parents. James Charles from CoverGirl has a history of offensive tweets. Arguments are better without SHOUTY CAPS!!! Emma Watson gave out cheap advice.https://twitter.com/i/moments/831875945359368192https://twitter.com/i/moments/831963391501672451http://www.9news.com/life/family/if-my-parents-only-knew/teens-are-outsmarting-parents-by-faking-it-with-finsta/396829011 http://collegecandy.com/2017/02/16/james-charles-ebola-tweet-africa-twitter-covergirl-cover-boy-details-photos/

It's Valentine's Day! Or it was yesterday and I got distracted when I came home to chocolate strawberries before posting... Adult swaddling is all the rage in Japan for post-pregnancy women. Twenty One Pilots made my day when I saw them take off their pants at the Grammy's. A reporter called Melanie Trump a hooker in, what he thought, a private conversation. Watch out reporters their goes your personal opinions no matter how well you keep it out of your work (if your a good one that is). Netflix's Dear White People is something I actually want to see. Adult Swaddlinghttp://in.reuters.com/article/us-japan-adultwrapping-idINKBN15E211?feedType=RSS&feedName=health&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+reuters%2FINhealth+%28News+%2F+IN+%2F+Health%29Twenty One Pilots Accepts Grammy in Undieshttp://www.altpress.com/news/entry/twenty_one_pilots_take_home_grammy_awardReporter Calls Melanie Trump a Hookerhttp://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/02/14/melania-trump-thanks-emily-rataj

Fake news is everywhere. It's hard to tell with some stories without research. Starbucks has been the victim of a meme criticizing them for vowing to hire refugees, but not veterans. Whoever started that didn't do their homework on Starbuck's veteran program. Black Rifle Coffee is calling their vows a publicity stunt, with their own 'stunt.' Lady Gaga channeled Satan during the Superbowl Halftime Show. A GoFundMe page wants you to help stop racism by sending a white middle class teenager to college. Black Rifle Coffeehttp://taskandpurpose.com/viral-meme-can-black-rifle-coffee-company-really-hire-10000-veterans/Starbucks and Vetshttps://news.starbucks.com/news/message-from-starbucks-armed-forces-networkLady Gaga and Satanhttp://www.naturalnews.com/2017-02-05-superbowl-halftime-satan-speaks-through-lady-gaga-to-declare-dominion-over-the-earth.htmlGoFundMe Stops Racismhttp://www.bet.com/news/national/2017/01/13/white-teen-starts-gofundme-after-parents-cut-her-off-for-dating-.html?cid=facebook

Kids aren't angels, they aren't perfect, in fact - they are dumb. At least they do dumb things. The ridiculous thing they are doing now is the salt and ice challenge. Parents are using their kids as props in protests. Kids may see their teacher's calling for the murder of people. Do we really know what teachers are telling kids in school today? Somethings will get out, but I don't think we ever really know. Girl Scout cookie season is here! Beyonce is pregnant! Sounds like a fluff piece when real news is hard to find. Salt and Ice Challengehttp://ijr.com/2017/01/789808-kids-are-putting-salt-ice-on-skin-as-part-of-challenge-having-no-idea-what-theyre-actually-doing/How Kids Are Getting Drunkhttp://abcnews.go.com/Health/shocking-ways-kids-drunk/story?id=17281602Kid Props in Protestshttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/jennifer-harvey/i-took-my-kids-to-the-protest_b_6419320.htmlGirl Scout Cookie Pitchhttp://kdvr.com/2017/01/26/girl-scouts-sales-pitch-to-fathers-rich-friends-is-hilariously-honest/

Finally back after being that cold that was going around and being derailed. The Women's March was amazing! Parts of it. They had some parts of a good idea. I get it, but I don't agree with everything. Pro-life women had different experiences. It just depends on what you read. A man decides to test fate by making a phony 911 call and then pointing a pellet gun at police. Death wish maybe? A father set up a GoFundMe account after he couldn't keep up with the legal fees. By the way his daughter killed her friend after driving recklessly. A tattoo artist is helping women fell whole again with nipple tattoos after mastectomies. Fort Collins Man Points Pellet Gun At Policehttp://www.coloradoan.com/story/news/2017/01/21/fort-collins-police-services-investigating-officer-involved-shooting/96879954/Fundraiser For Teen After Killing Friendhttp://ijr.com/2017/01/776278-after-teen-is-found-responsible-for-their-sons-death-grieving-parents-are-shocked-to-see-a-fundraiser-for-her/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&

Is it really worth it to fall for click bait? For a guilty pleasure maybe. What about headlines? I've seen some that are misleading and really don't bring any value. However, when I see the headlines about the Flip or Flop couple develop, I give in and click. Now I have to know what's going on. Would you pay the state to watch porn? It's a no brainer to get the free stuff unless you have a problem or just want a good 'plot line.' porn and fashion ruins the female figure, but one woman proves size doesn't matter. Porn doesn't corrupt all kids. A boy helped save a little girl from being raped. Don't feel bad about sucking at wrapping presents. I have an option for you. Flip or Flop Couplehttp://ijr.com/2016/12/760187-as-allegations-about-hgtvs-tarek-christinas-marriage-are-confirmed-their-show-faces-a-similar-fate/SC Wants to Block Pornography on New Deviceshttp://www.reuters.com/article/us-south-carolina-pornography-idUSKBN149251?feedType=RSS&feedName=domesticNews&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitt

Hipsters do the dumbest things. Using your hair for violin strings is thrifty and all, but why not cut the hair off before you play? Deconstructed food. Stupid. Stop with make your own food when you go out to eat. If you see a random bag of condoms and lube hanging from a tree in a park don't worry. Someone out there doesn't want you to contract HIV. Bathroom sex is gross. Oklahoma has a way to ruin the mood with their "don't get an abortion signs". They're watching...

What do this new wave of feminism have in common with bullies? They are bullies. The Sandy Hook Promise releases a PSA focused on recognizing signs of bullying. Witnesses and the bullies themselves may not see the effect they have on their targets. Some people don't realize they are bullies - like modern feminists. They blame men for ridiculous things. Like manspreading. The Factual Feminist doesn't blame men for problems. Sandy Hook Promise PSAhttps://twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/status/805446602592808960Uber Tracks You After Drop-Offhttp://www.npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2016/12/01/503985473/uber-now-tracks-passengers-locations-even-after-theyre-dropped-offThe Factual Feministhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLytTJqkSQqtr7BqC1Jf4nv3g2yDfu7XmdMake Feminism Great Againhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/in-theory/wp/2016/12/05/how-to-make-feminism-great-again/?utm_term=.6764a3f67eef

Small Thanksgivings are the way to go. Easy clean up, no over stuffing yourself, and the guilt trip to the gym won't be a thing. I say range free, but I meant free-range chickens. Either way it's all false. Ice skating over frozen fish in Japan isn't on my bucket list anymore since they weren't even open for a day due to outrage. Ripley's Aquarium of the Smokies has thousands of animals in the path of a wildfire - now that deserves some outrage. Leaving caged animals to their possible death. Not that the staff wanted to leave them. A Holocaust themed ice skating routine in Russia hits a lot of peoples' buttons. It made me cry...just a little. Do people want to forget and pretend it never happened? Bringing it tragedies will be hurtful, but there wasn't any "bad taste" with the skating routine. A student in the UK get's help from his teacher to overcome his stutter to give a speech. It may be a few years old, but it still shows there's good in the world. Free-Range Chickenhttp://www.upc-online.org/freerange.ht

Join me as I explain confirmation bias and share stories of people who step outside their bias and those who use it til death. A polar bear pets a dog and soon after eats one. A Canadian dog sanctuary isn't what it seems. A man with dwarfism competes in the Iron Man Triathlon. A 13-year-old works with scientists to find cancer cure. A British teens wins the right to be cryogenically frozen. http://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2016/11/18/cryogenically-frozen-burke-lok.cnnhttp://www.bbc.com/news/health-34115112http://wjla.com/news/local/13-year-old-working-to-help-find-a-cure-for-cancerhttp://www.loudountimes.com/news/article/loudoun_eighth_grader_with_an_idea_for_curing_cancer_partners_with_researchhttp://www.ironman.com/triathlon/news/articles/2016/11/john-young-profile.aspx#axzz4Qmk05N3K