One Good Thing

Every night we lie in bed, the shittest films fill our heads, a million Breens are all it's gonna taaaaaaaaake to make us forget this bland cooperate nonsense. Come watch the fullest extent of the Hollywood dream machine in a musical that dares to ask "what if attractive talented people were able to overcome their crippling self-doubt?" More Pauls:  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

We did it! And it only took nearly twice as long as the movie we're reviewing. Join your favourite roll playing podcast on a journey into the sticky cave of Peter Capaldi (bring a mongoose or two!). Also, I think one of the participants might be a lesbian. One at least.  More Becs:  https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/  More Helen:  Fuck off!  More Pauls:  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and

You think seven years of podcasting gives you the right to delve the depths of the Coppolian mind? Paul and Chris stop time to tumble down the awful depths of Megalopolis. And there's not even a Lawrence Fishburne to narrate the fall. Christ.  More Chris!  https://twitter.com/BondingChris?s=20&t=dEW_7UgwNTBQOZisQL6udA https://twitter.com/roletocast  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (son

Ok, draw three cards and turn them over one at a time. Oh, the Horror Chick Card! That means you're not going to have much fun for the next 93 minutes. Oh, the Pauls Card? You're not even going to get to enjoy it ironically, some asshole is gonna explain how this movie is somehow bad for cinema. Ok, third card. Mrs Chip the carpenter's wife?! Whoops, wrong deck. Let's play monopoly instead.  More Horror Chick!  https://thathorrorchick.com/  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is

Watch out for that pile of hammers! Oh dear. Well, sorry about that, but whilst you're recovering, please do have a listen to this year's Halloween episode (sorry it's a tad late, but happy fireworks night!). Ellen is joining me to discuss the Final Destination franchise! Why not listen to it on a plane? A road trip? A rollercoaster? A race track (what?)? Or work trip? Go nuts! Tempt death! Get him!  More Ellen: https://twitter.com/EllenKGraham1  https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b3355

We're back!!!! And we're picking up where we kind of left off, in some ways, a bit. We wanted to watch a Statham movie. Becs is here for this, always.  More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Hello Everyone! For the first time in seven and a half god damn years, we are going to have to take a short break. Paul Salt has to write a dissertation in two months and he's not started it, dick 'ead. So please do bear with us until September the 24th. In the meantime, we will be releasing regular Patreon episodes. So do sign up if you just need some more Pauls! Have a great summer, see you in September.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can st

Depending on your region. Who watches the watchers? Who watchers are watched? What Watch the Watcheders? Find out all this and more, right here in Off Menu or whatever this is.  More Horror Chick!  https://thathorrorchick.com/  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

"Wait, they made a fifth Jaws movie and called it Cruel Jaws? That's stupid." Wrong, you stupid son of a bitch! ...sorry, that was too strong. I love you. Let's start over. There isn't a Jaws 5, unless you're Italian. Then there is and it's this.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Just keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', with Rollerball. Rollin' Ball! More Sean! Role to Cast: https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast Twitter: https://twitter.com/SeanMeansJohn Wrestle Rampage Australia: https://www.facebook.com/wrestlerampage/ More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367

Zak Snyder! What are you doing here back in Paulville? Don't you remember how it went last time? What's this? A project you haven't even managed to sell to Disney or Warner Brothers? I bet Netflix took it. They did. Great. Well what do you want us to do about it? Watch it?! That's not what Netflix is for!  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Helen Gaffney and Becs Watson have gotten together to cook up a delightful dish of hammy acting, varying tones and Robert Morley. Revenge might be served best cold, but what about farcical comedy? That's always good, right? ...right?! More Becs:  https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/  More Helen:  Fuck off!  More Pauls:  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future M

The year is 1983 and someone is telling you that the year is actually 2019, but he's just being dramatic, but I'm not, it actually is 1983. The world has been ravaged by nuclear war so no one can have babies anymore. But people aren't chill about that as you'd expect. They're livid in fact. Maybe Paul and Ellen can put it all into context.  More Ellen: https://twitter.com/EllenKGraham1  https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find ou

ARGH! Oh no. Shit. For God's sake no. Please. Why? Eww. No! Seriously Why? Oh god. Fine. Here it is. Fuck.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Watch out, anyone hanging out below some gymnastics equipment! There's a deadly new martial arts about and it's a threat to the sovereignty of small nations everywhere. Can the Pauls survive this bizarre 80s martial arts spectacular? No, this is the end of them.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

The Phaaaaaaantom of the Podcast is here! Da dum. It's the heavily disfigured Jen Blundell and she's got a bone or two to pick with the world that scorned Joel Schumacher's 2004 musical masterpiece. Join us in the rafters for a musical adventure right down the range of Gerard Butler.  More JEN! Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/  Or her twitter, here: https://twitter.com/JenBlundell  More Pauls! Oh my god!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out wh

Hello Bu-ddy. How's your grindage these days? Nellage is stopping by to share her greasy wheeze. What the fuck is happening? Find out here!  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367  

You should have taken the staaaaairs! The horror chick returns in her most spookiest mode of conveyance yet: an elevator. How will Paul fair in his second elevator set horror film of the podcast? More Horror Chick!  https://thathorrorchick.com/  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

It's that special time of year again! April! What better time to reflect on the films of the previous year? That's right there isn't one so let's get to it.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Every single one of Quest Fantastic is here to talk about this film for reasons we can't exactly remember. But they're here so let's make the best of it.  Featuring: Fatty Quinten, ATM, French Boi, and Big Chunky Charlie. More Sara! https://www.facebook.com/SaraKeepArt  https://twitter.com/PenguinPanic?s=20&t=Ju0zqYyYI5lTHjkIYQ9Qag  Rollplusheart.com More Jen! Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/  Or her twitter, here: https://twitter.com/JenBlundell  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c001