Sinopsis
Every Tuesday the Pauls take a cinematic flop and find the one good thing about it - because no film is worthless!
Episodios
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Episode 120. Keeping Up With King Arthur (2004)
21/05/2019 Duración: 01h08minPauls of the Realm, it is time to defend a poor, maligned film from one of the Pauls' youths and defend it against overwhelming indifference. I ask this of you, brave Pauls, that you complete one last mission before we let you go and be with Ray Winstone in Valhalla, or whatever the Romans believed in. Featuring: King Clive, Hannibal Lector, Will Graham, Mister Fantastic/Rik Mayall, Ray "put a bet on" Winstone, Hippy Joel Edgerton, DAG, Snarly Knightly, Stellan Skarsgaard the cowboy Viking, Hugo Stieglitz, Stannis Baratheon, Rebus, Super Mario, and RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR or something. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We are proud members of the Alottagreen Network – you can check out two enormous fistfuls of quality Australian content at http://alottagreen.com.au like classic OGTeamers! Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and share! Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on
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Episode 119. Holmes and Watson
14/05/2019 Duración: 55minGood piss balls, Watson, it appears to be the most devilish challenge the Pauls have faced yet. A comedy film of such crippling ineptitude there could only be one culprit! ...and many, many accomplices, all of whom shall share the Pauls' ire. Look the fuck out, Watson, I fear we are in for a Paul onslaught the likes of which we've seldom seen before! Perhaps some crack will calm our nerves. Featuring: Peter 'Baby Legs' Travers, 'Murica Jones, Will Pharrell, Ralph Fiennes' Beard, comedy sound effects and just a little piece of the beautiful soul of John C. Reilly. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We are proud members of the Alottagreen Network – you can check out two enormous fistfuls of quality Australian content at http://alottagreen.com.au like classic OGTeamers! Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and share! Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.5
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Episode 118. Venom
07/05/2019 Duración: 58minThe Pauls went snooping around Riz Ahmed's basement late one night and caught a nasty bout of CGI face. The only cure is to watch the not-quite-Marvel anti-hero movie, Venom starring Tom "could you repeat that" Hardy. Along the way they discover the true meaning of friendship and how to sniff out homo-erotic subtext at 100 minutes. This one isn't at all family friendly. It's a hard episode, for a totally grown up movie rated PG-13. Featuring: dope rhymez, Bristopher Nolan, the end of professional film criticism, Chad the Astronaut, a "sassy" rapport, the Dalai Lama and Truth Rider (TM). ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We are proud members of the Alottagreen Network – you can check out two enormous fistfuls of quality Australian content at http://alottagreen.com.au like classic OGTeamers! Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and share! Jingles from episodes 1-50 now availa
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Episode 117. Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (family friendly!)
30/04/2019 Duración: 57minIt’s Franchise FffffTuesday, and you know what that means: a snap game of Russian Roulette! The Pauls remember that they’d only seen Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald once before and apparently a lot of people paid money to see it despite it being a pooper of a picture. Is it deserving of constant upsetting derision or is the real crime of Grindelwald the penny sweets that Mark Kermode pilfers from the pick ‘n’ mix aisle in the local Cineworld that he insists on returning to despite several lawful bannings, and rolls around noisily and stickily in his pocket from the front row of the theatre, screaming at children that sit directly behind him while he writes his thoughtful and insightful reviews? Oh yeah. This one’s FAMILY FRIENDLY! Featuring: Rob Weadsley, one crime of Grindelwald, some magic (adjective) puns, twitter joke about JK Rowling, JACAAHB!, Grimblywald, Grubblyplank and the real villains here. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com
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Episode 116. 2018
23/04/2019 Duración: 01h43minIt's the end of the financial year God Bless the Queen and the Pauls like to celebrate the completion of their returns by dusting off the old podcasting mics and having a chinwag about the best films of the year - in list form! Featuring: everything you could ever imagine and hopefully a little bit more than that, as well. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We are proud members of the Alottagreen Network – you can check out two enormous fistfuls of quality Australian content at http://alottagreen.com.au like classic OGTeamers! Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and share! Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mo
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Episode 115. Wild Women of Wongo
16/04/2019 Duración: 48minAre you sick of the modern world and its values? Tired of the constant need to treat people different from you with respect? I know we is. So let's dive head first into this 50s thing in which simple, dragon-god-fearing folk fear and distrust their fellow man/woman/ape-man as well they should. It's a perfect experiment. What could go wrong? One Good Thing. Featuring: An important Kangaroo Jack update, every Wednesday you've ever had, Casablanca 2, a comedy relief parrot, a Welshman in his natural environment, Chad from the Dairy Queen, dubious alligators, Tennessee Williams (?), Kellogg's Frorsties, and this week’s English lesson. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We are proud members of the Alottagreen Network – you can check out two enormous fistfuls of quality Australian content at http://alottagreen.com.au like classic OGTeamers! Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and sha
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Episode 114. Mommie Dearest (feat. John from Beyond the Box Set)
09/04/2019 Duración: 01h15minJohn from Beyond the Box Set (@BeyondTheBoxSet) arrives this week with a hefty serving of campy child abuse entertainment: that’s right, it’s the one good thing about Mommie Dearest starring Faye Dunaway, possibly Joan Crawford. It might be a comedy, it might be a double comedy. One thing’s for sure: it’s so much art that we don’t know anything except something something wire hangers. Featuring: tuhbo tihme, the ten percent game, Roger Mooreslehoff, M, G and M, fuck you up death glare, loaf of bread hair, good feng/fung/shui/shwee, Macho Man Randy Carol Ann and believe it or not some legitimately upsetting child abuse. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We are proud members of the Alottagreen Network – you can check out two enormous fistfuls of quality Australian content at http://alottagreen.com.au like classic OGTeamers! Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and share! Jingles f
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Episode 113. The Purge
02/04/2019 Duración: 57minOn March 22nd 2019, America waited… for The Pauls to finish their episode on The Predator. But in the film we watched the week after, on another March 22nd, watching The Purge became legal for just twelve hours. Could The Pauls achieve such a task, factoring in bathroom and bagel breaks and finding all the good things about this film whilst simultaneously upvoting Captain Marvel and Doctor Who on all movie review websites? Jeremy Corbyn could. Some say he already has. The one good thing about The Purge! This episode was recommended by Chris from the Revisited podcast (@RVisited) – a podcast of anniversaries, from Sergio Leone to the MCU – check them out! Featuring: sexy sounds, choose your own jokeventure, name one film, that infinitely useful thing Jim Jarmusch said about stealing, not understanding actually anything, the worst Australian and not one carb. Not one. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We are proud members of the Alottagreen
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Episode 112. The Predator (feat. Baby Beard)
26/03/2019 Duración: 01h19minAw shucks, they got in again. Baby Beard Media have infiltrated the Paul Cove (TM) again and this time they have made us talk about Shane Black's underwhelming entry into the Predator Puddle (TM). Will it be as good as Predator 2 starring Danny Glover (TM)? Will anyone successfully articulate an entire thought? Will one of the Pauls be schooled on the qualities of the original predator? No, kind of and yes. Listen. Featuring: At least four too many people, a forgettable squad of misfits, real talk about sexual assualt in the US army and autism in the US film industry, a fearless young film critic/hunk, the luckiest FBI agent of all, and a much needed deconstruction of a beloved idiom. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and share! Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp
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Episode 111. Planes (family friendly!)
19/03/2019 Duración: 01h01minWelcoming OGTeam and OGTeen/Tweens alike: the Pauls make history with their first ever family friendly episode – and it's about Disney Pixar cinematic-release-at-the-last-minute Planes! Do the Pauls go the entire episode without saying anything adult or do they flip up and go butts to the wall as this film works its Disney magic on their eager and nubile minds? Well, only one way to blummin' find out eh? ...farts. Featuring: Am Boat Am Plane, What's in the box?, not a pun, Seino, the many hearts and minds of John Cleese, scary Postman Pat, an army of cows and maybe even a few jokes for kids. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and share! Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and p
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Episode 110. Tripping the Life Aquatic
12/03/2019 Duración: 52minRage-ho, OGTeam: one of the Pauls can’t stand the wave of middling-to-good reception of a Wes Anderson film and has made it his life’s work to force people to love everything that a director a lot of people like already… more. It’s very satisfying and worthwhile. Paul G “defends” The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou! Featuring: inspirational Owen Wilson t-shirt, Liam Neeson is definitely Jesus, old man Anderson and his Pokémon windows, Bill Murray’s little face! and simple touching. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and share! Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?
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Episode 109. Run For Your Wife
05/03/2019 Duración: 56minEvery available Cockney cliché under the sun boys and girls, because this week the Pauls look for one good thing about Ray Cooney’s adapted from the stage play by Ray Cooney comedy film Run For Your Wife! Gorblimey Mary Poppins, it’s British, it’s a sex comedy, it’s everything that series of descriptives suggests it will be. Don’t dilly dally my boy, get stuck in OO-BLOODY-ERR. Featuring: Denise Van H'outen, A Very Morrissey Reality, digital bigamy, d’oh, d’aww, what is he like and a Cockney rhyming slam. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and share! Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/
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Episode 108. Showgirls
26/02/2019 Duración: 01h04minGet that ass, shake it thoroughly and then park it right there so you can listen to this week's OGT. The Pauls are opening wide for Paul Verhoeven's controversial masterpiece Showgirls. Is it a charming if clunky and kitsch insight into the seedy world of Las Vegas strip shows? Or just a lame excuse to see boobs. Only time and us will tell. Featuring: more Mayall than you can handle, Kyle McClogkggn, a detumescent experience, the advantages of home video, Mega-acting, a Christmas tree, automatic popping breasts, Henry Even Wrinkler, gotta fuck a penny or two, yet more discussion regarding authorial intention versus hilarity and the most exhausting boner/wide-on you'll ever hide. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and share! Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/rel
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Episode 107. Song to Song
19/02/2019 Duración: 01h06minHave you ever wondered what it's like to have not seen a particular Terrence Malick film and not particularly wanting to either, only to listen to two Pauls blow your mind and say the rumours were unfounded and please watch this perfect thing before it gets so good that all of us will be subsumed by the resulting opening void? Well neither have we, so here's us talking about the latest Terrence Malick disappointment Song to Song, featuring some great people doing barely a thing. Featuring: drink my ashy meat, dog wedding, the gravy train, and the Australian workforce back on the streets, making editing the worst thing I had to do all weekend. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and share! Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases Dockhead by Paul Goodman is
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Episode 106. The One Good Thing About Film Scores
12/02/2019 Duración: 01h59minOne hundred and six, death by sticks! That's right, it's another high-concept episode with a six at the end where the Pauls talk not at you or even each other, but position themselves in front of the mirror and say things they've thought about in advance about film soundtracks until the glass fogs up and they believe the spirits sated once again. Before that happens however they discuss ORIGINAL MOVIE SCORES in fine and sexy detail! They conclude upon the greatest score-adjacent questions out there, including whether film soundtracks are any bloody good at all (they're not) and what makes a good score (nothing, because they are bad) before counting down their top ten original film scores of all time (Tomb Raider, Avatar, you know the rest). What majesty awaits! Featuring: a lot of fair use and some actual physical passion. BUT ALSO a Spotify playlist featuring the Pauls' top ten soundtracks of all time. Go get stuck in! https://open.spotify.com/user/tubularfrenzy/playlist/0b0a7E7rka5WnfbdsMYpcK?si=zPknjaYC
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Episode 105. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies
05/02/2019 Duración: 44minYou made it past the title! Congrats, you're halfway there. The Pauls dive face first into the past to discover those awful films of the past in the hopes of unearthing a new terrible gem! It's like antique hunting in a flaming bin. Today they talk about a 1960s musical zombie film that people have kind of heard of as a joke. Featuring: Nicholas Cage, editing 101, a fantastic compère, a total badass, four dancers and their friends, an incomprehensible foreigner, Ca$h $tacks, erotic bobbing, a 1940s gangster type in his 50s, and a sauce one. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and share! Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.u
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Episode 104. Kung Pow (Feat. Matthew Whitaker)
29/01/2019 Duración: 51minThe Pauls were just sitting in their hovel enjoying some rice, when suddenly an errant Matthew Whitaker from the land of Screen Mayhem barged in and challenged us to a brutal duel to the pod! Naturally we sprang to our knees then later our feet and accepted the challenge. Kung Pow! Is it a masterful satire of old martial arts movies, or just a lot of nuts. You decide, based on us deciding for you. Featuring: quotable phrases, cinematic self-discipline, Buzz Aldrin, bad date movies, noises, utterly incomprehensible notes, the longest quickfire round ever undertaken by Paulkind, and the well thought out and provocative film criticism of Paul Salt. Enjoy! ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and share! Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases Dockhead by Paul
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Episode 103. The Adventures of Pluto Nash
22/01/2019 Duración: 01h41sCongratulations on getting past that awful title. It's an Eddie Murphy movie in which he plays a dual role (spoilers) but without a fat suit (spoilers)! It's a January Miracle like frost and taxes. Murphy is in space this time, trying to save his night club from evil gangsters played by beloved character actors, with the assistance of some beloved character actors. Also, Randy Quaid is involved. Will Eddie Murphy save his nightclub? Will the Pauls find something to love about this lazy, fat child? Time, and this episode, will tell. Featuring: The Arnold Schwarzenegger Presidential Gymnasium/book place, cinematic corpses, Italian American nonsense, Toploader's Italian, Alex Baldwins, home-made "cars", asses on the wall and much needed updates on Luis Guzman, James Rebhorn, Joe Pantoliano, Rosario Dawson, Pam Grier and Raymond's Dad. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D
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Episode 102. Eat Pray Love
14/01/2019 Duración: 01h04minThings are so hectic right now! No sooner had Paul G returned from his guru retreat in Wisconsin, than Paul S decided to go find himself in Reykjavik. Never mind, all done that one, pop the kettle on, it's good to be home. But also get us out of here. It's time to talk about Eat Pray Love! Featuring: Beautiful Richard Jenkins from Texas, London Style Sex, Cruddy Billy Crudup, a rubbish guru, entitlement (?), hungover Julia Roberts, Ass to Cake action, and Paul's impressions of India! ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and share! Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_d
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Episode 101. Movie 43
08/01/2019 Duración: 01h19minDearest Felicity, The howling grows louder each night. I've bolted the door against the night, but can take no comfort. I hear it jabbering incoherently at the windows. Its foul stench lies heavily over the kennels. It's a thing of slime, I'm sure of it. Shadows and slime. It shall come for me again tonight. Perhaps I shall not wake when it finds me. Perhaps such mercies exist. Forever Yours, Bullingdon Specialcock III P.S. Movie 43 is fucking awful. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and share! Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&