One Good Thing

In the future, people will only have one emotion each, but like different ones so they have to be separated. Where will Paul and Katy be sorted? Film nerds. They have a special headquarters. Outside of the city. In a ditch.  Featuring: the hit new YA franchise everybody is talking about.  More Katy!  https://thathorrorchick.com/  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

It's a-me Paul Salt, and I'm here to do two things: remind everyone of the late 80s hit song "Tricky" by Run DMC and bemoan the fate of trained voice actors. If only I could find a way to do both!  Featuring: the regular speaking voices of Hollywood celebrities (sigh).  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Felice Halloween, Amiche! It's time for your annual monster Halloween episode, and what an absolute prick of a monster this one was. A mammoth rundown of all of Dario Argento's Giallo films! (or the good ones, anyway. We stop at Opera because obviously). Enjoy!  Featuring: Lance Henriksen, a loveable blind man, a monkey with a weird butt, Donald Pleasance at his most pleasant, Daria Nicolodi, and all the Italian vocab you'll need to launch a relatively good murder spree.  More Ellen: https://twitter.com/EllenKGraham1  https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl

Happy Halloween weekend, OGTeam! Ahead of our big spooky episode next week, Paul and Katy venture into the woods with nothing but a Ouija board and some important questions. Together, they find demons, Christians, Leslie Odom Jr. and true friendship.  Featuring: God...playing tricks...on various people...but especially you.  More Katy!  https://thathorrorchick.com/  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by R

It's a decade episode, so the Pauls get to review whatever they like! And what better time to dip into the filmography of a certain Martin Scorsese than just ahead of the imminent release of his latest masterpiece? Goodman has never seen The King of Comedy before! Let's sort him out.  Featuring: social anxiety! Ambition! Pupkin!  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Paul tries to hide his shame on a train whilst Paul adjusts his chair a lot. All this and more, if you can believe it! As the Pauls watch one of the most bleak and dispiriting films they've seen to date.  Featuring: Oh god, don't ask. Ew.  Twitter! We have a Patreon! Exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Our Fiasco one-shot is being edited and will hit your faces in August! Jen and the Film Critic Quest Fantastic  Goodman's EP 'Future Music'

Oh, alas, the Gorehouse Greats are behind us now. But let us move on and celebrate the arrival of Sweating Bullets! A new action box set from Mill Creek Entertainment that we shall be dipping in to whenever we need two easy episodes. And since Goodman is in Japan, why not do that dip! Dip it, folks!  Featuring: Every Baldwin, a Star Trek Star's trek, Barry Bigboy, a decent night's sleep, and do people really read these things? Tell me on twitter if you read these.  Twitter! We have a Patreon! Exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Our Fiasco one-shot is being edited and will hit your faces in August! Jen and the Film Critic Quest Fantastic  Goodman's EP 'Future Music'

Excited about The Creator? So are we! We hope it's a smart blockbuster with breath-taking action and some confronting ideas. Not just a pile of rapidly dated CGI with mere lip service paid to important questions about AI...I, Robot!  Featuring: The wiki wild wild robot future.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Bloody gosh, Sarge! There's a bad man of some kind and he's doing bad stuff, I think. We better assemble an elite squad of bloody brilliant men and a woman to go and fight him. I like movies. Except the boring ones.  Featuring: the knife guy, the gun guy, the other gun guy, a third gun guy, a second knife guy, a tech guy who was in twilight I think, another gun guy, the first knife guy again and me, Ted Levine. Surprise!  More Elliot and BT! http://www.thesimpsonsindex.com/podcast    More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b33550

'urcule Poiroh is back on the big screen this week. To celebrate, we are heading to Egypt, kind of, to enjoy Branagh's second Christie adventure.  Featuring: Egypt care of Croydon and British Accents care of Brooklyn.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Watch out behind you! There's a spooky member of a monastic religious order behind you, and she's got far more than a bake sale on her mind! Join Paul and Katy for a sleepy start to an otherwise exhilarating look at one of the worst-received entries in the Conjuring cinematic universe.  Featuring: Justin Timberlake, Father Shithouse, Sister Thomasin Mckenzie, Mother Rampling and Michael Bloody Smiley!  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream

There's something meg-y about this summer blockbuster. Is it that Ben Bloody Wheatley (full name) directed it? Is it that Jason Statham seems to be having fun for once? Is it that we watched it in 4DX at great risk to our tenderest parts? Find out, in this thing we did.  Featuring: Ol' Gregory the hook hand man! I have Covid. Sorry.  More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out

Oh boy, it sure is swell to be out here in this field with our best gals and no worries. Say, what's that scary-looking carpet doing here? ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, my god, what is it? ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, etc.  Featuring: ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, overt narration, Vic Bastard, and ARGH.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

I'm scared, and it smells weird, so we must be in the countryside. It's still recommendations month, and we are trudging through the muddy field of comedy horror, but will we discover old farmer Hoggins' lost watch along the way?  Featuring: Squirrels, Pigeons and foxes; oh my!  More Helen: On Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (so

Salve, everyone. Hope you're well. If you're hearing this transmision then it probably means the podcast has been sucked into a hell dimension. Shame that. Still, no sense crying about it now, best just make the best of it. That's the ticket. All the best to your and yours, Captain Dramatic.  Featuring: Nell Heald talking about Event Horizon. Sorry, was that not clear? Twitter! We have a Patreon! Exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Our Fiasco one-shot is being edited and will hit your faces in August! Jen and the Film Critic Quest Fantastic  Goodman's EP 'Future Music'

If you go into the cinema today, you'll encounter a bunch of lies! If you see Blood and Honey today, you'll see a Z-grade slasher in disguise,  For Paul and Katy, and all other fans  shall be annoyed, this is far from Cannes,  For today is the day, OGT reviews the Poooooh film!  Featuring: Winnie the Pooh, Piglett, and no one else. No one!  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

It was the kind of British day where people lounge around complaining about how hot it ought to be. A drizzly, melancholy kind of day that stretched endlessly before those unfortunate enough to be on its receiving end. "I drank too much last night!" Barry Spudmen grumbled into his cold chips, the pebbly beach pulsating beneath his be-sandaled feet. "We all drank too much last night" offered his estranged live-in former husband. Ned Merill, desperately counting fag ends, looked windward and considered a long, elegiac journey back to his home in Derby, ultimately deciding against it. Glumly returning to his fag ends he mumbles "I'm gonna drink so much tonight..." Featuring: A discussion of Frank Perry's 1968 film The Swimmer and the source material upon which it was based; a short story by John Cheever. The discussion is conducted by two grown men named Paul and lasts for 75 minutes.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up f

The Pauls are finally taking on the mighty multiversal MCU! The mouse house is squarely in the sights of this particular howitzer, but one of the Pauls still holds on to some affection for the horrible thing. Will the other manage to successfully thrash that out of Goodman or whichever one it is. Yes because he's a little punk. Signed, Paul Salt, the right one.  Featuring: A long talk about the entire MCU in which they occasionally remember to mention how bad Antman 3 is.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c36

Aliens! Bloody hell, didn't expect that again after 20 years of nowt. Well here they bloody are and the only thing standing between you and absolute destruction is Paul Salt and Sean Flierl. Shame that.  Featuring: an Australian Disaster Movie, unceremonious Goldblum, the worst president ever and a war lord.  More Sean! Role to Cast: https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast Twitter: https://twitter.com/SeanMeansJohn Wrestle Rampage Australia: https://twitter.com/SeanMeansJohn  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c

Oh, this one has been a long time coming. It's part 2 of the epic adventure into the summer blockbusters of decades gone by, and when it comes to the 2000s, only one shit movie shall do for Paul S. It's the 2005 CGI fly-a-thon Stealth!  Featuring: the greatest soundtrack ever assembled for a film and I do actually mean that. Seriously. I'm Paul Goodman.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?  https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic link.chtbl.com/questfantastic RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367 Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (so