One Good Thing

Merry Christmas Boys, Girls and Stepmums everywhere! Once again the Pauls are celebrating the holidays with a very cheeky bit of fun! This time they're reading through some kinky plot summaries from some of the big boys in saucy internet vids. Cum all ye faithful and enjoy this years Naughty Christmas Treat! 

This Christmas, think of your loved ones. And think of the Pauls out there who find the good things in bad movies, for they are better than the meek and shall inherit something unspecified in a distant fan's mind. Kudos, perhaps, or mere acknowledgement that, yes, we did find the good things in Four Christmases. And you are welcome. Featuring: Christmassy Piss, Waiting for Godot reference, more Christopher Nolan impressions, the wanks of Paulmas yore, Vince Detail, Jon Voight in a tinselly house and a dynamic cut to an inert body. If you'd like to donate to help end isolation for disabled people this Christmas, you can do so here: https://donate.giveasyoulive.com/campaign/help-end-isolation-for-disabled-people-this-christmas https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Next milestone is a Fiasco one-shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up!

Whoa there, idiots! It's time for some sweet woah action (I differentiate the two meanings in this way, so get bloody stuffed all grammarians who aren't me) with chaboi K'nu Reeves as the Pauls find the one good thing in The Matrix Revolutions (2003)! Featuring: Going for a Weaving, good uniforms, The Trin Man, common expressions in the Matrix, the unmemorable Agent Smith and the surprisingly imitable Agent Smith.   https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Next milestone is a Fiasco one-shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up!

Our Pauly senses are tingling! And so on and so forth! It's the one good thing about The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)! Featuring: hot vines, what things ares, all our Marks, Dominic Cummings, walking here, Tea Leoni, Smooth Mark Rylance, male bondling, cummy old England, twinning it, pants power, spoody shooty and Orciward. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Next milestone is a Fiasco one-shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up!

Stereotypical list of all the Russian words I know! It's the one good thing about Russia's answer to Avengers: The Guardians (2017)! Featuring: Paulcronicity, Boris Octopus, a man sits on a chair, Captain a Bear, butt-heavy, access to rocks and some good old making love to a bear. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Next milestone is a Fiasco one-shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up!

The Paulboiz return to Canuxploitationsville this week by pure chance, dipping as they are wont into t'history hole for 1989's Things! Holy crap. Featuring: shit twin, really hating Justin Trudeau, a coherent thing to think about Things, multiple Cage(s) references, tailspin and finite dog sauce.  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Next milestone is a Fiasco one-shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up!

This week Goods couldn't be here, although he was able to write the episode intro, so here goes: Phil Harker-Smith of Baby Beard fame came on to talk Antonio Banderas thing The 13th Warrior (1999). They talk about all kinds of things, such as: good things, Antonio Banderas, films, Michael Crichton and (I presume) being British lads and loving football, pub fights and dogging. How very homegrown! Featuring: many things I have definitely heard and can relay to you here.  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Next milestone is a Fiasco one-shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up!  

This week Goodman's new best Breen friend Liam has recommended heretofore-unknown-to-the-Pauls Beyond the 7th Door (1987), and then threatened to show him his 7th door. Goodman said yes. The one good thing about Beyond the 7th Door!  Featuring: Scoot McNairy Squinting, Between the Batses, Oscyworthy, silently naked, fully-clothed sex, Mr. Preston's Transylvania Castle, famous treasure and Old Gateauey Bob.  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Next milestone is a Fiasco one-shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up!  

Superfan blim-BLAM Jenny Sohns recommends this Nic Cage classic (of sorts). The Paulboiz strap in and peer, well, squint really, two minutes into the future to figure out the one good things about Next (2007)! Featuring: Northed by a Cage, Nasty Massy, needing Chris Johnson, nobody's Bielsness, Paul Bettany Disease, Michael “Everyman” Cera, spend of time and a smooth object of persecution. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Next milestone is a Fiasco one-shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up!  

Those stupid, foolish, damned sexy Paulboiz embark once more on a quest that has very little in it for them: reviewing every single Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie to date! Featuring: fear, laughter, tedium, masochism, fury, anger, acceptance, defeat, static, quickfires. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Next milestone is a Fiasco one-shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up!  

Join us this week for another Quick (Thing) foray into endless source of wonder, Gorehouse Greats and this week's bit of film: Satan's Slave (1976)! Featuring: conspicuously short cult, Inseminoid, Les Young, Michael Gough’s tuppence, the Far East, Bosstache, Loud and Kids, Thrill Kill? and the fish and chips of lesser men. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Next milestone is a Fiasco one-shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up!  

This week Paul Salt is away doing whatever he does when not talking to me – I have object impermanence, but knowing that doesn't seem to help – so here's another from our Quick Thing collection, but recorded last week so as to make sense of all our constant callbacks and self-referencing.  Featuring: Double Grief, a normal gym, Kevin "The Zodiac Killer" Dunn, Father Evil Sir Terry Wogan, Never Go For Die and Jesus Raps.  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Next milestone is a Fiasco one-shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up!  

In their continued attempt to find modern cinema that can rightly be called 'classic' Salt proposes Kelly Reichardt's Certain Women (2016)!  Featuring: Optional Paul, Joe “Montagne” Montana, a tent worth shitting in, The Pikachu, hands of a horse, a rare Brendan Fraser quality, Paul Salt’s Burger Corner and Rugtown. ***** https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Next milestone is a Fiasco one-shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up!  

This week the Pauldogs discuss White Chicks (2004) and all the good therein. For the love of God they do that. Featuring: lessons from Richard Ayoade, True Son Terry Crews, The Tim Curry Effect, Salt’s Law, finding new ways to talk about Adam Sandler, Lochlyn Munro and That Friend You Don’t Know, almost Hereditary, Bobby Popping and John "The Trouble” Jen Blundell. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Next milestone is a Fiasco one-shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up!  

This week the Pauls get recent with potential cult horror movie of this and the year: Malignant (2021)! Featuring: Piers Morgan: Happiest Man in the World, the Razzies?, Jenny!, conch surprise, Brian Eenoooo, spoilers, Gabe gotta talk, and ?, b, 3. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Next milestone is a Fiasco one-shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up! ***** Goodman's psytrance project run//phase is just getting started. Releases very soon! Why not give him a follow on Soundcloud, Facebook or Instagram?

This week the Pauls sweep their hairs to a taper and don't wanna go to school in order to find all the good things in Brian Bosworth's Stone Cold (1991) - a fantastic flipping film, fantastic fun fun fantastic. Featuring: Lore & law, stuntman convo, mullet nuance, optical mullet, Blue Ballantyne, regular jinks, an uncut lesson in grammar, immediately explosions, The 1980s The Man, Chekhov’s bulletproof vest, Crimestation, the gang of excellent names and old man thesaurus. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Next milestone is a Fiasco one-shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up! ***** Goodman's psytrance project run//phase is just getting started. Releases very soon! Why not give him a follow on Soundcloud, Facebook or Instagram?

The Pauls kick off their new Wednesday-release career by finding all the good things about Congo (1995) and hoping it is anywhere near as great as Anaconda.  Featuring: Laser Corp, exterior motive, plane drinks, anyone’s laser, boat droks, a warning for readers, the most rubbish rubbish puppet and the power of diamonds. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Next milestone is a Fiasco one-shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up! ***** Goodman's psytrance project run//phase is just getting started. Releases very soon! Why not give him a follow on Soundcloud, Facebook or Instagram?

Goodman is back with the ill behaviour and big ol' butt to help main co-host Paul Salt find the one good thing in not-about-trolls film, Troll 2!  Featuring: peen tatt, a movie about goblins, Llort, wonderful guy George Hardy, a couple of pros, Jared Harris strength, Billy the Blue Ranger, Steinbeck and almost the best bit. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Just $2 away from our D&D Roulette one shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up! ***** Goodman's psytrance project run//phase is just getting started. Releases soon! Why not give him a follow on Soundcloud, Facebook or Instagram?

The Paul is challenged by friend of the podcast Ellen Graham to watch more than all of 2005's trippy psychological thriller, Stay! Can they survive the existential labyrinth and figure out what's a dream? All of it? Hope not.  Featuring: Definite Paul, Definite Gosling, Testosterone, the startling truth about Gondoliers, why Hollywood hires Naomi Watts and how to be the best psychiatrist.    Find our more about Ellen and Baby Beard Media here:  https://t.co/13z13NOBTL?amp=1  https://twitter.com/babybeardmedia https://www.facebook.com/babybeardmedia/    And about the loveably Pauls, here:  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Just $2 away from our D&D Roulette one shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up! ***** Goodman's psytrance project run//phase is just getting started. Releases soon! Why not give him a follow on Soundcloud, Facebook or Instagram?

One of the Pauls is stuck in detention, whilst the other is free to cavort and enjoy life as they please. TWIST. It's the detention one who had to watch the movie. Joined by the always excellent Kateward Mayward, from Have You Ever Heard Of... Podcast. Together they suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Jen Blundell, who made us watch Bad Teacher, murdering one of the Pauls in the process. Cheers Jen!  Featuring: Bad Submarine Driver, The Cave of Forgotten Tenacious D, a divisive redhead, the worst football club and a healthy disrespect for all professional educators.  Hear more Katy at Have You Ever Heard Of... Podcast! https://t.co/WrjULxcbds?amp=1  https://twitter.com/HaveYouEverPod  More of the Pauls at:  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Just $2 away from our D&D Roulette one shot! Merch for $5 tiers and up! ***** Goodman's psytrance project run//phase is ju