Booze And Glues

What is a bone folder anyway? Brad misses out on an epic Sierra Nevada Oktoberfest (even though Jessye had extra tickets.) The ladies make porch crates for Fall, and according to Tab Fall is a Holiday, just like Baseball is the fifth Season. Jessye is losing her mind and Tab is talking about men losing their manhood. Join us!

This episode is NOT suitable for children, or people with sensitive dispositions, or anyone who would describe themselves as “prudish”, or maybe just anyone... We’re sorry?

This episode Tab and Jessye are creating Washi tape art that is so cute it needs to be framed! Tab is drinking vodka again, and Jessye is counting down the last few days until she can drink too. We have big news about an addition to the Booze and Glues family, and we have opinions about: balls, cancer, what defines a spiel, and South Park. Join us! 

Wherein Tab drinks margaritas and Jessye is still drinking water. Still. We're creating fence art that resembles human anatomy. We have opinions about: life and stuff, Breaking Bad, Blake's mad golf skills, Jessye is keeps singing...and Let's go RiverCats!

Wherein Tab drinks Moscow Mules, Jessye drinks water, and we create Mason jar soap dispensers. We have opinions about: banana bread, Ball jar conspiracies, homemade jam, adulting, Ben and Jerry's ice cream, Captain Crunch problems, plan for future prohibitions, civil war opiates, and each of the social medias. Join us!! 

Can't let summer go? We are painting slices of dry wood to look like juicy watermelon! Tab drinks 21st Amendment's Come Hell or High Watermelon and gets a little crazy with the seedage, Jessye's hair is on point with her new flat-iron, and we get real upset about the usage of the word fiancé (blech.) Also, Blake battles a wasps' nest!     

Coming to you on location, during a nasty heat wave, from Jessye's brand old house!  Please excuse the ECHO...Echo...echo....and is that a jet taking off in the background? Nope. It's just all the fans. Calling all Golden West League baseball players: do you sleep standing up? Plus! Jessye gets a new ring, Tab gets a real grown-up job, the ladies give you some free customer service advice, check in on Jessye's liver and introduce you to Island Boi!

This episode the ladies try real hard to make a fake fire hydrant for Jessye's dog, Torpedo. Is painting your local fire hydrant okay?? The jury is still out! Find out about how their lives are progressing in this adventure called "adulthood" as Tab continues to drink alone.... (insert sad emoji here.)

We're still working on the egg carton lights, or are they egg crates? Get in on the action as we drink homemade wine coolers and give a shout out to our mothers! Other talking points include: Cards Against Humanity, Brad's the Best!, Don't be a Dick, Maths are Hard, Jello Wrestling, Planking 2.0, and Butt Chins. 

You know what they say about people that play the harp, right?  Join us on this wonderful ride we call Booze and Glues.  All while reupholstering furniture, we'll navigate through our financial plans for Christmas, take a long detour catching up with our friend Pia (she's interested in laser beams...), and finally, we'll finish our journey trying to find ways kids will make fun of Jessye's future children's names.  We're DYING to hear from our fans - but if you spell our names wrong, we will find you...

Well, a lot has happened in the last few weeks...and you'll hear all about it here. All the May birthdays, 2 houses in escrow, new neighbor-dogs, Pinterest pitfalls, rompers, cornhole, Chris Brown, body image positivity, hipsters, and cookies!

The episode wherein we celebrate - "Celebrate what?" you might ask... Well, Cinco de Cuatro of course!  It's the 4th of May and we're drinking margaritas, eating chips and guacamole from Chipotle (we know it's extra!), and crocheting sandals for baby feet... as if you know a better way to celebrate.  We discuss many pressing issues including: what color above ground pool Tabitha purchased for her backyard, how Jessye doesn't like to swim or know how to crochet, drinking alcoholic beverages during outdoor events when its hot outside, breakfast foods, extreme dieting, preserving memories as digital photos, one year old birthday parties and much, much more. Your life will never be the same... So join us.

Baseball season is an actual season, right? This episode we create some San Francisco Giants crafts (SF ride or die!) while we delve into the madness of the current real estate market-let's all just move to Detroit. Other topics of discussion: the miracle that is washi tape; jury duty-what not to wear; don't worry, we've ALL been that drunk friend; and "happy birthday" songs. Please excuse Tab's nasally voice and enjoy!

It's 420 (or is it four twenty... or 4-20... or 4:20...??) and we would never miss the chance to celebrate one of America's many made-up holidays... But instead of smoking, we just talk about the origin of 420 and huff stain in our not-so-well ventilated space.  It wouldn't be Booze and Glues if we didn't take you into somber-land, so in this episode, we dwell briefly on the marketing used to solicit donations for foster children.  Some other things to look forward to in this episode are: ASMR A joke as told by Tabitha Adding words to the dictionary Our tolerance of Siri's voice Umpiring community softball leagues You wont want to miss a beat...

This week we make string mason jars, become dead body buddies-or not, and discuss eyeliner problems (The struggle is real.) Jessye goes to a monster truck show and Tab's twang comes out just talking about it ... the whole bottle of wine she drank might have helped. Stay *tuned* for the surprise ending!

Join Tabitha, Jessye and Bochy, as they discuss their desire for an adult Easter egg hunt, their distaste for pastel Easter decorations and how Carrot Top now looks like Joan Rivers.  Bochy brings to the table a discussion of dog sleeping styles.  If you've ever wondered about our gardening abilities... you're in luck... we tell you about it - and you may be surprised.  We reflect on our overindulgence of banana bread over the weekend and discuss how well Jessye's dad cleans up!  But what we're sure you've been dying to know... Which one of us would marry a guy for his donut making abilities?  Drink up and listen to these lovely ladies - you may even be inspired to create!

Lucky number 13!  This week we etch glass, Tab zags on ya' and drinks BEER (what's up Sierra Nevada), Jessye gets treated for the TB, we advocated eating moldy cheese, Tab wants to say "defiant" but can't quite find the word, we find out that we are still unsure about the legality of marijuana in Califormia, and we get into our Meyers Briggs Personality test results...

We finally break out the hot glue guns for a project, Jessye is not too sure about it at first, but all's well that ends well!  Prepare yourself for a delightful evening of discussion about round mouth feels, our vibrant and cheerful morning personalities, and Tabitha's next tattoo.  Get familiar with Top Golf: is it more like bowling or skee ball?  Hear a beautiful story of redemption as Tabitha continues her tale of car troubles and PepBoys.  Jessye's sure to "love it..." will you love it as well?

Is Harry Potter contagious??  Jessye's not sure, but Tab's doing her best to project her love of all things Potter Universe onto those around her in prep for Harry Potter week at trivia.  Are you Team Edward?  Or perhaps a Ravenclaw?  Find out where we land this week...plus PSA announcements about skincare; antibiotic allergies; car troubles and mechanics; CSUN alumni; and hear how Jessye phonetically spells out "Booze and Glues"- it's worth it!

We've officially hit double digits!  Find out what possessed us to make (and be) cowboy magnets, as we touch on the subjects of; hunting, Super Bowl food, eating bugs-unrelated, the SF Giants Fan Fest, golf, TB tests, pink hair, turning into our mothers, sibling rivalries, and Girl Scout Cookies...we've covered it all!