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This week on #NoOffense we drop a Thanksgiving quickie.  The best and worst foods, thanksgiving memories and what we're thankful for.  We also talk about our trip to Disney, Elon Musk's new Tesla truck, the garbage bag challenge, Fred Savage, time loops and inter dimensional travel.  WTF Florida stories include a windy day drug bust, smuggling contraband in your belly button, taking a taxi to rob a bank and little league fisticuffs.  Thanks for tuning in, we're thankful for each of you.   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring a

This week on #NoOffense we're celebrating our oldest's birthday and talk about some birthday cake fails, Dutch's Polish heritage, the mega bat, crapping yourself, and text message etiquette and we finally got the Popeye's chicken sandwich. We also get into our initial experiences with Disney+ with revisiting the creepy as we remember Return To Oz, classics, The Mandalorian and a Mighty Ducks reboot.  WTF Florida stories spotlight a guy who was speeding because he was cheating, taking a bite out of Florida Man's manhood, a golf cart jacking and a Florida Man on probation who broke into a probation office.  All this and more this week on #NoOffense!   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients a

This week on #NoOffense we are joined by our friend The Homie kAZual from The Hood Diner podcast to tell us about his podcast, his business and being a successful self made man.  We talked about the west coast Inner Circle meetup, struggling with weight and eating healthy, traveling, his history with the Tucson hip hop scene and we even stole his segment and did the HTNOS version of "The Island Question".  WTF Florida stories spotlight Florida Man getting handsy with a Disney princess, passing meth off as makeup, an assault involving a minister and a kid,  and a sword wielding Florida Man and his swat team standoff.  All this and more this week on #NoOffense!   This week's featured podcast is Callin The Shots   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and suppleme

This week on #NoOffense we recap our Halloween, talk about the Netflix documentary Haunters, revisit our interview with the creators of the supernatural horror movie "Jackson" after finally watching it and created our own movies with a stolen segment from our Inner Circle brothers at Failing Hollywood with "Movie In A Jar". WTF Florida Man stories include surfing with sharks, more road rage, and a high school student that put out a hit on a teacher. All this and more on this week's episode of #NoOffense!   This week's featured podcast is Netflix N Swill   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by the podfather himself Mr. John Bukenas to talk about everything from podcasting, to parenting to one of the many shows hes a part of Podcasts of the Roundtable. We also hit blackface pumpkins, 7 year old transitions, road rage incidents and of course Florida Man...a peeping tom that was beat to death, throwing hammers and getting too close to the stuffed animals at Target.  Check John out at The Bear Cave.   This week's featured podcast is Karaok Big E   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to

This week on #NoOffense we take a walk down memory lane and reminisce about our time running a record label and how we're falling into the "Old People" ways of listening to the same music you did when you were kids.  We also get into some relationship and marriage topics such as our worst qualities, not having enough sex, having a negative self image, porn addiction, Halloween costumes, watching movies to get spooky and more.  WTF Florida includes calling 911 to report stolen weed, a shoplifter hiding at the scene of the crime, your neighbors driving you mad so you drive through their house, a naked man that stole from a yacht and an old woman who beat her boyfriend cause he was watching porn.  Thanks for listening! Music throughout by Jimmy Eat World   This week's featured podcast is The Jock and Nerd Podcast   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer ba

This week on #NoOffense we listen to a couple of voicemails that get the blood pumping and don't hold back on some of the things that bother us including bathroom etiquette, gender reveals, excuses and more.  Besides getting some things off our chests, we also talk leftover conspiracy theories, Halloween, the Demon House, our vacation and what we've been up to.  WTF Florida stories include getting gators drunk, Florida Man posing as a Dr to escape police, a scorned lover and a machete, a Florida Man who accidentally shot his son in law and a Universal Studios employee that got fired for using the OK sign.  In spite of the bitching, we love you all. Thanks for listening!   This weeks featured podcast is Mouse and Weens   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by the author of The Saturn Time Cube Conspiracy Nick Hinton.  Nick proceeds to blow our mind as he details the history of Saturn and the Saturn Time Cube theory and gives his perspective on simulation theory. We also discuss dreams and astral projection, the multiverse, the Mandela Effect, artificial intelligence, reptilians, religion and just what the hell is going on at CERN?  Buckle up cause this episode was a lot.  Special thanks to Adam Simmons of Simmons and Moore and Jason Alme of Sh*T Happens When You Party Naked for sitting in with me on this special episode of HTNOS.  Please give them a listen and a follow.  To go further down the Saturn Time Cube rabbit hole follow Nick on Twitter.   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of pr

This week on #NoOffense we are joined by Niteflirt operator Southern Seduction, the beautiful Kara stopped by to chat with us about what its like to be a phone sex operator, her day to day, balancing a family, and why sex work should be legal.  We also get into marriage and relationships, parenting, porn addiction, infidelity, and much more.  Thanks so much to Kara for chatting with us, be sure and give her a follow on Twitter and Instagram   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it

This week on #NoOffense, Hunter and Riley from The Plunge stop by to talk about the death of Podcoin, Area 51, Chris's tattoo, doing adult things, dreams, Tinder catfishes, porn education, The Hunt's new girlfriend and new stance on anal and a special HTNOS edition of Plunge Picks.  WTF Florida Stories include sex in a cop car, repeated public exposure, vulgar 911 calls, and spray paint slurs.    This week's featured podcast is Simmons and Moore     #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market.

This week on #NoOffense we answer a voicemail question about kids and talk about how they're the best and worst. We share some of our parenting fail stories, talk about brutal honesty, sharing interests, being friends vs being parents and having "The Talk".  We also get into Dutchy's tattoo, remembering 9/11, conspiracy theories, school shooters, ghosts, gender equality and Bill Burr.  WTF Florida headlines include Trump owing Florida Man a trillion dollars, a joy ride in a cop car, getting banned from Disney, and stealing your parents debit card to pay for their hitman.   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the

This week on #NoOffense Chris and The Duchess get into the fall spirit with the return of football and discuss the opening week of games with their teams, tattoos, the new Dave Chappelle Netflix special, fake happiness, Social media, relationships and regrets, dreams and what they could be, alternate reality, the Mandella Effect, crossing dimensions, the man from Taured, what they're doing at CERN and if the world really did end in 2012.  WTF Florida man this week focused on how Florida Man prepared for Hurricane Dorian like filling up buckets with gasoline, sealing your house in plastic, parking your car in the kitchen, praying the storm away and even proposing we nuke it.    This week's featured podcast is Shit Happens When You Party Naked   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wi

This week om #NoOffense we kick of phase 3 with special guest and good friend Jodie B of the Po Boys Podcast to recap our recent appearances on the Podcasts of the Roundtable semifinals, talk about hurricanes, hunting Pythons, fatherhood, bad movies, bad beers, podcasting and putting it all out there.  WTF Florida stories include a man who threatened his roommate with a machete over not flushing the toilet, a guy who attacked a woman with a chainsaw in her car, and a elementary school teacher that's fighting for his job to be reinstated after mowing his lawn naked. Enjoy it!   This week's featured podcast is Welcome To My Show   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested stra

This week on #NoOffense its kind of a roller coaster episode. We celebrate our 100th episode by reflecting on our first 2 years in podcasting and also give 2 Rings a send off on his final episode with some classic hashtag moments, listener voicemails and more.  We also talk about porn habits, Dutchy's breasts, Disney snapping Spiderman back to Sony, and the Amazon burning.  WTF Florida stories cover a botched castration, a jogger attacked by a sword wielding mad man staking claim on trash, and a wild Kinkajou attack.  All this nonsense and more on this special episode of #NoOffense!   This week's featured podcast is Florida Men   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested str

This week on #NoOffense we're joined in studio by our old friend Rich and we got a chance to talk about friendship, taking responsibility, apologies, karma and a lot of old stories and reminiscing. We also got into the after effects of the recent shootings, Chris' possible concussion this week, sex clubs, sex stories, Xbox live and of course Florida Man.  WTF Florida delivers on headlines including a gun stolen from a sex party, a robbery pulled off with a plastic bag, a guy who dumped a load of dirt onto his girlfriend's car, a woman who died after invading a home and biting a child's finger, and a man who attacked his neighbors with roach spray and nunchucks.  Thanks again to Rich for stopping by to experience the nonsense!   This week's featured podcast is The Slimmer Circle   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness

This week on #NoOffense we take shots at Tampa Bay legend Mike Alstott...like a lot.  We also talk about vaping, gun control, road rage, Antonio Brown's frostbite, Amazon Prime show The Boys, a 10 year old dodgeballer that caught an assault charge, a woman who kept a dead baby in the freezer for 40 years and how our parents were a lot different from us.  WTF Florida Man stories include a guy who drove a golf cart through the front of a WalMart, a guy who pulled a gun on his delivery drivers because they were late, a guy who ripped up his receipt and shoved it down the shirt of a female restaurant manager, and a video clip of a Florida woman who bit a man who invaded her home.  All this nonsense and more!   This week's featured podcast is Discount Podcast   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs.

This week on #NoOffense we're joined in studio by our friends Beth and DJ of The Untrained Eye to talk podcasting, weight loss, Live PD, awkward moments shared with parents and tasing old ladies to name a few.  WTF Florida Man spotlights a guy who used a horse to rob a house, a woman who set fire in her home to get rid of her roommates, a guy who beat his friend and destroyed his house while "chasing his kitten" and a surfer who got bit by a shark but opted to go to the bar over the hospital.   Thanks again to Beth and DJ for stopping in to chat with us!   This week's featured podcast is Karaoke Big E   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by Onnit Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reac

This week on #NoOffense we're celebrating our 2 year anniversary of the show by taking calls live during recording!  We were feeling the love and gave relationship advice to Riley of The Plunge Podcast, talked cup sizes and superheros with Simmons and Moore, triggered Jason Alme of Shit Happens When You Party Naked about Podcasts of the Roundtable, got some photography tips from Kaz of  The Hood Diner podcast, got drunk dialed by Joe B and Billy C of NE Podcast, and talked some more Podcasts of the Roundtable with Brooke and Uncle Randy Fowler of Married AF podcast.  Thanks so much to everyone who called in, we're very lucky to be part of this community.  Aside from our calls, we got some disappointing news from 2 Rings, talked to Dutchy about happy hour, discussed the Jack of All Trades documentary on Netflix and went over some of the new things in store for the MCU.  WTF Florida stories include a man who tried to avoid jail by giving his brother's name, a grandma who got handsy on a day cruise, an over zeal

This week on #NoOffense we talk to Dutchy about her new job, Chris' dad life, the aging app, relationships and infidelity, new trailers for Top Gun and IT part 2, the area 51 raid, aliens, ghosts, black eyed kids, hair loss, plans for our upcoming 2 year anniversary and 100th episodes, Mike Alstott and Sports Illustrated football phone.  WTF Florida stories include West Palm Beach playing Baby Shark to deter homeless loitering, Florida Man throwing his son into the ocean to learn how to swim, a couples night at a Key West strip club gone wrong and a Florida Man who cut his wife's lover's penis off with a pair of scissors. Also a feel good Florida Man story about the city of Chicago calling in Florida Man to catch their loose gator "Chance The Snapper". All this nonsense and more this week on #NoOffense!   This week’s featured podcast is American Slacker   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by   Hemp Bombs Check out Hemp Bombs for their 99% pure CBD isolate with 0% THC.

This week on #NoOffense we talk about how Chris and Duchess are looking for land to build their next house and the new studio, Chris' car being overrun with ants and tree trimming mishaps, 4th of July etiquette, 2 Rings' firework skills, and ice cream licking. *** Spoiler Alert *** We go in depth on the new season of Stranger Things, Spiderman: Far From Home, Toy Story 4, outrage over black mermaids and fake toy casting couches.  WTF stories this week include a man who lit fireworks under the bed of a 9 year old girl, Iguana hunting out of control in south Florida, Floribama Shore cast getting lit in St Pete and a nasty woman who single handedly took down an ice cream shop on the beach with her boogers and bathroom behavior.   This weeks featured podcast is The Plunge   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by   Hemp Bombs Check out Hemp Bombs for their 99% pure CBD isolate with 0% THC. Hemp Bombs were specifically formulated to provide consumers with a quality CBD produc