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This week on #NoOffense we're joined in studio by our old friend Joe Bouley of NE Podcast.  Joe stopped by the studio while he was on vacation to talk about his life, his podcast and his Florida adventures. We also get into the World Cup and post goal celebrations, running up the score, taking the emotion out of sports, and why doesn't anyone care about soccer in the US? We hit some NFL, talk about 2 Rings' hate for Jameis Winston, Colin Kaepernick, erasing history, women's self defense, One Strange Rock, flesh eating bacteria, Miller vs Budweiser, the dangers of eating pufferfish while doing cocaine,  Florida woman who stabbed her boyfriend in the chest when he told she she didn't have the balls to do it, a vindictive girlfriend who left a $5000 tip on her boyfriend's credit card, 4th of July, and even a surprise facetime call.  All this nonsense and more this week on HTNOS.   This week's featured podcast is Simmons and Moore   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by   H

This week on #NoOffense we endure the scorching Florida summer heat to talk about actress Bella Thorne and how her nude photos were hacked and how she dealt with the attempted extortion.  This lead into a conversation about new age parenting vs what our parents had to deal with...cell phones, social media, dick pics...all things that are common place in the modern world.  We talked about another teacher/student sex scandal, a teacher that beat up a student after he took 4 grand from him to buy weed, an update on the state of legal weed in Florida, Dog The Bounty Hunter, pooping at work, titty sweat and Harambe to name a few.  This week in WTF Florida we cover a man who took a dump in a south Florida driveway, a woman who was arrested after turning her husbands guns in to police after a domestic dispute, and the Florida Man who was about to go to trial for killing a beloved flamingo at Busch Gardens in Tampa, but was hit by a truck just weeks before in questionable circumstances. All this nonsense and more thi

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by our good friends Brooke and Randal Fowler from the Married AF podcast to talk about Father's Day, workouts, getting through the hard times, who's better friends with Joe Rogan, being bitter at true crime podcasts, float tanks, ayahuasca, recap of Podcasts of the Roundtable 3, and what makes Florida so crazy.  Speaking of Florida, our WTF Florida Man stories this week include a man who was stealing pool toys and having sex with them to avoid raping women, a man who took a 4 year old with him on a burglary spree, and a man who asked cops for help starting the motorcycle he just stole.  All this nonsense and more this week on #NoOffense.   This week's featured podcast is Welcome To My Show   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by   Hemp Bombs Check out Hemp Bombs for their 99% pure CBD isolate with 0% THC. Hemp Bombs were specifically formulated to provide consumers with a quality CBD product at an affordable price with a natural ble

This week on #NoOffense we recap our first experience with sensory deprivation tanks and our trip to Tampa Floats Wellness Center. Listen as Duchess explains her water tricks and Chris goes into how he tried to commune with the aliens.  It was a fantastic experience and we will definitely be back!  We also talk Stranger Things, Black Mirror, I am Mother, the Stanley Cup Finals, Justin Bieber vs Tom Cruise and more.  WTF Florida stories involve lightning striking a motorcyclist in motion, a naked man who threw urine at the police, masturbation at the gym, and a guy who had coke on his nose that wasn't his.  All this nonsense and more this week on #NoOffense!   This week's featured podcast is Who's Right   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by   Hemp Bombs Check out Hemp Bombs for their 99% pure CBD isolate with 0% THC. Hemp Bombs were specifically formulated to provide consumers with a quality CBD product at an affordable price with a natural blend of compounds that com

This week on #NoOffense, we are joined by the people's champ Mr Adam Simmons and his co-defendant Bobby Moore, also known as the Simmons and Moore Podcast.  We talked about Adam's recent appearance on Podcasts of the Roundtable and the week of controversy that followed since, the best sandwiches, Dutchess' intense dislike of Miracle Whip, old racist Disney movies, Bobby's synopsis of Hancock, quite possibly the world's most underrated movie, Pornhub tricking 2 Rings into watching gay porn, and Bobby and Dutchy's new spinoff podcast "Spliting the Dutch"?! In WTF Florida this week we covered a guy who doused his sleeping girlfriend with ketchup at suspicions of infidelity, an 81 year old man that opened fire over a parking spot dispute and a woman who stabbed herself repeatedly because she was "tired of living in Trump country". What a week, what a night...the drinks were flowing and so was the nonsense.  Always a great time when SAMPC is in the building.  Check em out at Simmons And Moore   #NoOffense is par

This week on #NoOffense it's just Chris and The Duchess and they get in to parenting, mandatory 2 year military service, Disney paying for college, instilling a work ethic but hard work not necessarily paying off, confidence and self worth, sex, podcasting, Duchess' first guest spot on Comedy Is Dead, recap of Podcasts of the Round Table 2, The Lion King, Child's Play, listener questions and voicemails and more!  WTF Florida stories include  Disney getting sued by a woman who got hit by a bird, an alligator home invasion, python in a toilet, domestic disturbance of not flushing the toilet, a woman killed during foreplay, an angry woman demanding free fries from Burger King....and then robbing it, and a guy who ran from the cops and called 911 to brag about it.  Even though we were down a co-host, there was no shortage of nonsense!   This week's featured podcast is American Slacker   #NoOffense is sponsored by   Hemp Bombs Check out Hemp Bombs for their 99% pure CBD isolate with 0% THC. Hemp Bombs were

This week on #NoOffense we talk Game of Thrones series finale, Netflix's Jailbirds, Stranger Things 3, The Dirt, Motley Crue, biopics of our lives and who would portray us, Disney's Aladdin live action movie, Slimmer Circle updates, Inner Circle news and more.  WTF Florida stories include a high speed chase in a stolen trooper car, a threat to behead and eat the eyes of police officers, and a naked man in Walmart on a motorized scooter.  Just another day at the office for Florida Man.  All of this nonsense and more this week on HTNOS!   This week's featured podcast is Netflix N Swill   #NoOffense is sponsored by   Hemp Bombs Check out Hemp Bombs for their 99% pure CBD isolate with 0% THC. Hemp Bombs were specifically formulated to provide consumers with a quality CBD product at an affordable price with a natural blend of compounds that complement the effects of CBD. Hemp Bombs benefits may include: reduced anxiety, increased sense of relaxation, reduction of aches and pains, mood enhancement and deeper

This week on #NoOffense we talk about Detective Pikachu, lovebugs, racial stereotypes in penises and Chris and Duchess going to look at a hashtag compound complete with a studio.  We get into Denver decriminalizing psychedelic mushrooms, a grandma that got arrested at Disney World for CBD, the new abortion law in Alabama and Alyssa Milano's proposed sex strike, white power signs at baseball games, some parents who installed cameras to stop their son from masturbating and advice from 10 years ago.  WTF Florida spotlights a stripper arrested for battery with a coconut, a phony FBI agent that dropped a bunch of catfish in a woman's driveway, and a guy who was arrested for playing basketball at the park naked.  All this nonsense and more this week on HTNOS!   This week's featured podcast is Discount Podcast   #NoOffense is sponsored by   Hemp Bombs Check out Hemp Bombs for their 99% pure CBD isolate with 0% THC. Hemp Bombs were specifically formulated to provide consumers with a quality CBD product at an a

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by our good friend  Jason Alme, host of Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast.  Jason stopped by to drop some nutrition and weight loss science on us for our Slimmer Circle weight loss challenge, as well as covering hard hitting topics such as sleeping in the nude, White Castle, preferred hand to masturbate with, The Beatles and his appearance on Podcasts of the Roundtable to name just a few.  WTF Florida stories this week include a woman who accidentally shot her husband in a Publix grocery store, a Florida Man who tried to pawn his 7 month old baby, a woman who was hiding a baby alligator in her pants when police pulled her over and a Florida Man who wanted to advertise his love of ass eating on the back window of his pickup truck.  All this and more this week on #NoOffense!    This week's featured podcast is Callin The Shots   #NoOffense is sponsored by   Hemp Bombs Check out Hemp Bombs for their 99% pure CBD isolate with 0% THC. Hemp Bombs were specifically

This week on #NoOffense we go all the way on The Avengers:Endgame.  Full spoilers contained in this episode, you've been warned.  We go into what we loved, what we didn't, what the internet was upset about and more speculation on the future of the MCU. We also cover the battle of Winterfell on Game of Thrones and the new Sonic the Hedgehog trailer.  Our WTF Florida adventures this week covered a guy dressed as a woman stealing 40 containers of baby formula in his dress, a guy illegally smuggling turtles to Hong Kong in candy wrappers, new Florida legislation outlawing child like sex dolls, a new movie based on life in Florida covering hurricanes and alligators, and a guy who thought his girlfriends boyfriend was hiding inside the mattress.  All this plus masturbation month, Slimmer Circle updates and much more!   This week's featured podcast is And The Losers Are   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on

Bonus Episode!   In our ongoing series Comedy Is Dead presented by the Inner Circle Podcast Network, episode 3 discusses the recent reopening of the Michael Jackson cases, R Kelly and his troubles with the law, James Gunn & Kevin Hart getting fired for tweeting, Bill Cosby and his rape charges, Tiger Woods rising above his past for redemption and much more in an effort to see what the feeling is about these artists and if it is possible to still enjoy the work that these people produced.  Will you still watch the Cosby Show?  Will you still bump Ignition?  Will you still eat Chik-Fil-A?  Can you separate the art from the artist?   Special thanks to Randal from Married AF, The Homie Kazual from The Hood Diner, Hunter from The Plunge, and Bobby Moore from Simmons and Moore for making up our panel and Chris from #NoOffense for hosting   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word

This week on #NoOffense we get to talk about redemption and second chances thanks to the new weight loss challenge that the minds at the Inner Circle Podcast Network came up with.  We talk about the motivation to want to make a change in our lives now and how other aspects of our lives are getting or not getting a shot at redemption.  We also talk a little spoiler free Avengers Endgame because at the time of recording we hadn't seen it yet (Spoiler show next week).  WTF Florida brought us a new Easter inspired Facebook challenge, an Easter bunny fistfight, and an old school softball vigilante.  We also discuss a man who wanted to send his wife out in the way she wanted, but could now be facing criminal charges for it, a used condom at McDonald's finding its way to a toddler's mouth and much more nonsense on this installment of #NoOffense!   This week's featured podcast is The Plunge   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve Visit Adam and Eve ,

This week on #NoOffense 420 and Easter collide as The Duchess takes the wheel for a trippy talk about religion, reincarnation, past lives, starseeds, psychics, the significance of birthmarks and numbers and the paranormal in general. 2 Rings brings his weed knowledge to the table with talk about how marijuana is being used to treat CTE and opioid addiction as marijuana is rapidly becoming more and more socially acceptable and being pushed toward nationwide legalization.  Staying on brand, our WTF Florida Man stories this week feature a scorned husband who took to his tractor to stop his wife from leaving him, a freak attack from a monster bird that left its owner dead, a man who filled a squirt gun with urine and assaulted a woman, and local Tampa Bay sports radio personality and podcaster Justin Pawlowski who was recently arrested for solicitation of a minor.    This week's featured podcast is Voice From The Underground   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network   #NoOffense is sponsored

Bonus Episode!   A couple months back, a group of podcasters got together to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of one of our peers, Jason Alme, host of Shit Happens When You party Naked podcast.  Take a ride on this crazy ride hosted by our own Chris Wutzke of the #NoOffense show and featuring performers such as   Jody Byers of the Po' Boys Podcast Dave Chaffey of the Man Brain Podcast PJ Kokesh of the BickerBots Melissa "The Duchess" Wutzke of #NoOffense Joe Bouley of NE Pod Will Do Amanda Stafford of The Blunt Mommy Podcast Brooke and Randal Fowler of Married AF Jason Mattox and Devon Raynes of The Heavyweight Chumps Podcast Riley Trudel and Hunter Marcoux of The Plunge Adam Simmons of Simmons and Moore   We had a lot of fun and hope you enjoy listening to the chaos!   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on th

This week on #NoOffense the gang is back together again and it feels like the first time!  We discuss Chris and The Duchess going to Chicago, the NHL playoffs, the return of Game of Thrones, Avengers: Endgame, outrage over the new Lion King trailer, Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse, Love Death and Robots, being on team people and self driving cars to name a few.  WTF Florida stories include Jesus eating pasta outside of an Olive Garden, a man who was scamming Kmart despite owning an island, potential new super villain "The Saint" and his army of turtles, a high speed chase with 3 naked Florida women and a high school kid that tried a pro wrestling move on his principal.  Thanks for tuning in, we hope you'll enjoy the nonsense!   This week's featured podcast is Two and a Half Amigos   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on th

This week on #NoOffense, Chris and Dutchy had a family emergency come up and had to go back home to Chicago, so good friends of the show and fellow Inner Circle Podcast Network staples Adam and Bobby of the Simmons and Moore show decided they would take a stab at doing an episode of HTNOS.  The boys did a great job covering all sorts of Florida nonsense like a car thief who lost their phone at the scene of the crime, a man crashed his car high on "adult themed nitrous", an escaped pet zebra situation that ended in tragedy and a guy who thought he was a dog and ate the faces of his unfortunate victims to name a few.  The guys brought some SAMPC style to the show as well to mix with our good old fashioned HTNOS stupidity.  Thanks again to Adam and Bobby for sitting in for us this week and special thanks to Nicole for jumping on mic as well for the first time ever.  You rock girl!   This weeks featured podcast is Shit Happens When You Party Naked   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network   #

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by some of our Inner Circle brothers to sit in for The Duchess while she's out of town and tackle the Florida Man Challenge.  The Homie Kazual from The Hood Diner and Riley and Hunter from the Plunge sat with us to talk Florida women who shoplift and masturbate in the cop car, Florida men who call the cops when they realized their hookers have duped them, a guy who faked a robbery to get out of his shift at Hardee's, and a Florida man who passed out drunk in a Wendy's drive thru and that's just the weekly stories.  We also read some guest and fan submissions for their challenges and got to revisit the Florida man with no legs who stabbed a guy and hear new stories like the Florida man who was deemed too fat for prison, a grandpa who left her daughter in "the desert" with a loaded gun for protection, and your friendly neighborhood attack squirrel. Aside from Florida Man, we got a chance to talk podcast shop, share some partying war stories, how post nut syndrome is a thing

This week on #NoOffense we're bringing you a re-release of an old fan favorite episode.  Originally recorded on 6/15/2018, Episode 41 was the last guest spot for The Duchess before joining the team permanently and features a lot of topics and stories that still get brought up to this day.  So if you're a new listener, here's your chance to dive into this classic episode and if you're a long time offender we hope you enjoy it again!   This week's featured podcast is Jock and Nerd   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!   Hemp Bombs Check out Hemp Bombs for their 99% pure CBD isolate with 0% THC. Hemp Bombs were spec

This week on #NoOffense we get our Irish on for St Patrick's Day and take advantage of a reason to play one of Chris' favorite viral videos.  We get into our reviews of Captain Marvel including some spoilers, the nostalgia factor, underlying themes throughout and how it could actually be a government propaganda piece.  We cover James Gunn being reinstated on Guardians Of The Galaxy, Aunt Becky's college scandal and R Kelly's gold mine interview.  In WTF this week we're saddened by the news that Live PD will be pulling out of our backyard here in Pasco county.  Don't worry though, there's still plenty to spotlight like a man dressed as Spiderman attempting to rob a liquor store, a cop that used his police database like his own personal Tinder, a woman that attacked a beauty salon with a machete before pooping in the police car and a female guard at a Miami jail that is suing over inmate masturbation.  All this plus voicemails and other nonsense this week on the #NoOffense Show.   This week's featured podcast

Bonus Episode!   In the second installment of the "Tough Crowd" round table discussion show Comedy Is Dead, our own Chris hosted the panel consisting of Jodie B of the Po' Boys Podcast, Ben Reynolds of Small Town Mentality, Joe Camacho of Just The Tips: A Menmoir and Joe Bouley of NE Pod Will Do. Topics range from what movies couldn't be made today, blackface, censorship, gun control, school shootings, cultural appropriation,  Jussie Smollett, rape jokes, dad jokes, rapey dad jokes and was Walt Disney racist?  Thanks to all the panelists for being involved, check out their individual podcasts.   Po' Boys Podcast Small Town Mentality Just The Tips: A Menmoir NE Pod Will Do     #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those hom