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This week on #NoOffense we were joined by our favorite millennial, Riley of The Plunge Podcast.  Riley was coming on the show to help us pick our finalists for our online dating contest...but we only got 1 submission. So congrats to Joe B for winning our contest sponsored by Spunklube.  Not to waste the opportunity, Riley did bring some of his own terrible Tinder stories and bad date mishaps though, as well as stories about what it's like to be a rich kid and live that charmed life.   On the other side of the coin, our WTF Florida Man stories this week brought us a man who tried to board a plane with an RPG, a naked foot chase that ended in home invasion, a minor league baseball team that is spotlighting Florida Man in an upcoming promotion, a woman who shot her husband over how loud he was snoring and a woman who stabbed her boyfriend just for looking at another woman's picture.  All this plus listener questions and voicemails.    You can find Riley online at The Plunge   This week's featured podcast i

This week on #NoOffense we changed things up a bit and decided to open our phone lines to you and take calls live during recording.  We had a blast and had calls from HTNOS regulars Joe B with his weekly bars as well as a live submission to our online dating contest and Adam Simmons who just called to say high and sexually harass 2 Rings. Our friend Randal from Married AF asked us to weigh in on a listener question he got on his podcast about farting in front of you significant other and lastly a special call from 2 Ring's long lost buddy Gary. Thank you for calling in and rapping with us guys!   Aside from the calls, we got into our usual HTNOS nonsense as we discuss March being oral sex month and a special apparatus we discovered on AdamandEve.com to help you along with your endeavors, teens boiling tampons and drinking the liquid to get high, Alex Jones on Joe Rogan, dreams and aspirations of opening a Marijuana dispensary and Florida's push to become the next state to pass full legal recreational mariju

This week on #NoOffense we get into the Jussie Smollett story in the news this week, Will Smith's blueface, zombie apocalypse, bad tattoos and Run The Jewels, Patriot's owner Robert Kraft getting busted at a massage parlor, an impatient indecent exposer and #MeToo vandals defacing a Florida landmark.  All that nonsense plus listener voicemails, big podcast news and a new sponsor!   This week's featured podcast is Who's Right?   #NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!   Hemp Bombs Check out Hemp Bombs for their 99% pure CBD isolate with 0% THC. Hemp Bombs were specifically formulated to provide consumers with a qualit

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by the host of the PoBoy Podcast, that mutha fucka Jodie B.  We got a chance to talk with Jodie about his origin story, podcasting and what makes a good host, we recapped the roast of Jason Alme that we recorded this weekend together, even got into some WTF Arkansas stories from his neck of the woods.  Speaking of, our WTF Florida stories this week include a guy who lied on his taxes and got an almost $1 million refund, a guy who is into doorbell licking and a guy who dressed up like a dog to have sex with a dog and post the video online.  We also talked Valentine's Day as an adult, Bob Seger, porn kinks, and Jodie's thoughts on the paranormal.   This week's featured podcast is Small Town Mentality   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home f

This week on #NoOffense we recap the Super Bowl and how much it sucked. All of it...the game, the commercials, Adam Levine's fake tattoos...all of it. We also recap Chris' trip to New Jersey, Gucci blackface, Slobby's World, and some porn kinks.  WTF Florida this week brings us a woman who danced naked at the Waffle House, a corrections officer jerking off in Dollar General, a girl who stole the pizza man's car cause she needed a ride, a sinkhole that exposed a Florida bank heist scheme and an Alligator maternity photo that's tearing up the internet right now. And finally we took some calls and listener questions as well and you guys never disappoint us.  Keep dropping those questions and voicemail gold!   This week's featured podcast is Conversations with Paycheck and Red   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all of

Bonus Episode!   ** WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED METH AND GATOR STORIES TO BRING YOU AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE:   COMEDY IS DEAD   Chris Wutzke of the #NoOffense show hosts a round table discussion with Christina and Jason Alme of Shit Happens When You Party Naked, Riley Trudel of The Plunge and Adam Simmons and Bobby Moore of Simmons and Moore as they discuss topics ranging from, but not limited to   - Outrage Culture - How soon is too soon? - What is the line in the sand for comedy? - How far is too far? - Is Jason Alme a gay, pirate wizard?   This is a collaboration releasing on multiple feeds and will incorporate multiple podcasts and hosts in the future. If you like what you hear please speak up and let us know, and if you'd like to hear more subscribe to the shows involved!   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gi

This week on #NoOffense we're bringing you a compilation of some of our favorite moments from our weekly Florida Man segment WTF or Welcome To Florida. Stories of meth, hookers, and debauchery...you benefit by us actually living here! So crack a beer, look into the fishbowl and embrace the nonsense!   This week's featured podcast is Sac Em Up Sundays   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!   #NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network   Never miss a new episode, subscribe and give us a rating on Apple Podcasts! Also available on Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean and everywhere else you can find podcasts!   Visit us on Patreon and help support the show! For #NoOffense merc

This week on #NoOffense we talk NFL as we get ready for Super Bowl Sunday and recap the conference championships. We talk about Tampa tradition Gasparilla, the recreation of the pirate invasion in Tampa, and how Chris has never gone and has friends too lame to go with him, get into the new documentaries out now on Hulu and Netflix respectively about Fyre Festival and take a ton of listener questions. WTF Florida this week has an unsatisfied customer shooting a hooker, yet another hot teacher sleeping with students and Florida's secretary of state resigning after blackface photos emerge.  All this plus big plugs for the Super Duper Bowl in New Jersey next weekend and the announcement of the roast of Jason Alme happening in February...more nonsense than you can shake a stick at!   This week's featured podcast is Callin' The Shots   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 f

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by Adam Simmons of the Simmons and Moore show and we talk about the big Super Bowl event in New Jersey that SAMPC will be representing at, the NFL conference championship weekend, Dragonball Z, 90's NBA, the new Gillette razor commercial, Bigfoot, ASMR and President Trump serving fast food to the Clemson football team at the White House.  We get a little background for the Simmons and Moore podcast and find out a little more about who the guys are and how they got started. WTF Florida news this week took us to a KFC drive thru customer that got assaulted with his order and a man who threatened to kill his neighbor with kindness...only kindness was the name of his machete.  All this plus a surprise phone in from PJ of the Bicker Bots and you have the shit show we call episode 71.   Check out Adam at www.simmonsandmoore.com   This week's featured podcast is Shit Happens When you Party Naked   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult t

So on our most recent episode, our friends Adam and Bobby of the Simmons and Moore podcast decided to crash our recording and facetime us while we were doing the show.  As we were hanging up, you may remember Adam saying that they were about to go record us a bumper. What you're about to listen to is the audio of what happened after that facetime call was ended. It was fantastic. If you like what you hear don't miss our upcoming episode with Adam and Bobby dropping this weekend. Enjoy!    

  This week on #NoOffense we catch up on NFL wildcard weekend, some NFL coaching changes, and Chicago brewery Goose Island's challenge to armchair kickers to win free beer for a year. We hit the latest WTF headlines spotlighting a substitute teacher that got even with an elementary school principal in a shitty way, a man who raged over a knock off Philly Cheesesteak, a guy who ate the seat of the police car he was traveling to jail in and a guy who had syringes hid up his ass, but didn't know who's they were or how they got there.  We get into the viral video from Gamestop where a trans woman hulks out and some memories from when Chris was The Duchess' boss at Gamestop back in the day, the Birdbox craze and what we thought about it, Bandersnatch, some listener questions, and even a live FaceTime from our bros Simmons and Moore!   This week's featured podcast is Blunt Mommy   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to s

Bonus Episode!   We had such a good time this week on Episode 69 with Joe Bouley that we didn't want it to end...so it didn't!  After Hours picks up right where the episode ended and got crazier and drunker as the night rolled on.  We talked 90's nostalgia, poor shaming, high school fights, a further recap of the NSFW Podcast Royal Rumble, 2 Rings' shoe painting, married sex and strip clubs, video games, conspiracy theories and much more!  If you haven't heard episode 69 "Pho King Shots Fired with Joe Bouley" yet, listen to that first and roll right into the after hours for a more laid back hang into the wee hours of the night with our homie Joe B!   Follow Joe B online at YouTube Twitter Instagram       #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and

This week on #NoOffense we are joined by one of our closest friends in podcasting, the former host of Off Colored Discussions Joe Bouley.  We got a chance to sit down and talk about the untimely demise of OCD, his new podcast project NE Pod Will Do launching in 2019 in addition to edible dildos, Taylor Swift, New Year's Eve, Red Dead Redemption 2, the MCU, tattoos and more.  This week's WTF Florida stories include a half million dollar Patron heist on New Year's Eve, a woman who beat her mother and threatened to kill her father because they wouldn't take her to Outback Steakhouse, a naked Florida Man who broke into his neighbor's house looking for sesame seeds for his hamburger bun and a brawl at McDonalds over St Petersburg's new ban on straws. We even answered some listener questions! We had a lot of fun on this one and hope you enjoy it!   Follow Joe B online at YouTube Twitter Instagram   This week's featured podcast is Just The Tips: A Menmoir   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Visit Ad

This week on #NoOffense it's just Chris and The Duchess and they get into their thoughts on New Year's, resolutions, psychics, ghosts, aliens and even religion spawned by a video game The Duchess has gotten into.  WTF Florida this week brought us  a would be time traveler with a malfunctioning flux capacitor, a #FloridaMan who burned down his house to defend against vampires and tricycle riding bandit who robbed her mail carrier with a toy gun.  The only resolution we have is to continue bring the nonsense in 2019. Thanks to everyone who made 2018 a great year in podcasting!   This week's featured podcast is Netflix N Swill   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!   #NoOffen

Episode 67   This week on #NoOffense we're trimming the trees and decking the halls as we get ready for Christmas.  We hit some Christmas stories like the Black Panther ugly sweater outrage, chocolate buttholes for stocking stuffers and most over rated Christmas movies to name a few.  This week in WTF we cover the man who wanted to barter for his drive thru with weed at McDonalds, a mother and daughter who tried to play Santa and deliver packages to a jail by drone, and a social worker who adopted a teenager only to be found guilty of having a sexual relationship with the boy. We close things out with a bunch of shout outs to everyone who has made this a truly fantastic year of podcasting!  Tons of nonsense for your holidays this week!   This week's featured podcast is The Plunge   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top

Episode 66   This week on #NoOffense we are joined by our good friend Jason Alme, host of the Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast.  We talked about marriage and relationships, Chris performing weddings, hockey pucks to stop school shootings and getting a lap dance from Stormy Daniels. We got into Christmas with the classic "Baby, It's Cold Outside". We played the new PC version and went through a whole list of other Christmas songs you should be outraged over.  In WTF this week we brought you a man who got more than he bargained for in his Uber Eats order and a special New England takeover of the segment with some WTF New England stories...see it's not just Florida!  All this nonsense and more!   You can find Jason and his podcast at TeamAlme.com   This Week's featured podcast is Simmons And Moore   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a fre

Episode 65   This week on #NoOffense it's beginning to look a lot like  Christmas and in true HTNOS style we look at some of the dumber things people are doing to get festive...from Christmas tree hair and eyebrows, to ugly sweaters that let your jingle bells hang free, to weird candy cane flavors and even a Christmas sex sheep! Our WTF Florida stories brought heartwarming tales like offering an undercover cop a burger for oral sex, shoplifting at a job interview, a woman who keeps striking out with her sex life and a story of forbidden love, even if only by order of protection. After the break we get into how Oregon is closing in on legalizing psychedelic mushrooms, how Trump plans to legalize Marijuana federally, reactions to the new Avengers and Captain Marvel trailers, a listener submission and much more!   This week's featured podcast is My Worst Holiday   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on ju

Episode 64   This week on #NoOffense we recap our week off including our Thanksgiving and the stress and anxiety that can accompany holiday gatherings when family relationships are stressed.  We talk about Wreck It Ralph 2 and the controversial scene that had to be redrawn and other ridiculousness like Lord of the Rings being racist, a Southwest Airlines employee under fire over posting a passenger's boarding pass and absurd name on social media, and a reading of tweets sent during Christmas classic Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. We spent our WTF segment in south Florida this week where we discussed a man who posed as a housewife to trick over 150 straight men into having sex with him and posted videos online, a Florida genius who created his own tool to get around paying tolls, and a woman who pulled a knife on a man after she farted and he voiced his displeasure. We also touched on bluetooth sex toys being hacked, Hot Girls Wanted:Turned On, and The Ballad of Buster Scruggs.  All this nonsense and more t

This week on #NoOffense....there's no new episode! But never fear, we're bringing you the most recent episode of the NSFW Podcast Network's flagship show The Glory wHole featuring our own host Chris!  If you aren't familiar, the Glory wHole is made up of PJ from the BickerBots Podcast, Adam of Simmons and Moore, Joe from Just The Tips:A Menmoir and Chris from #NoOffense. Normally the guys will interview another show from the NSFW Podcast Network, but this episode put Chris on the other side of the table and PJ and Adam interviewed him about HTNOS, play the patented Glory wHole hashtag game and unveil #TrailerParkChris, and even share some fantastic shit stories!  Hopefully this will hold you over til next week when we return with a brand new episode of the #NoOffense show!   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off.

Episode 62   This week on #NoOffense we remember Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee who passed earlier in the week. We reminisce on our earlier comic years, share some personal stories and discuss our favorite movies installments in the MCU.  We also talk about Thanksgiving:The forgotten holiday and why it's awesome no matter what the world says, no nut November and Pornhub blows America and we give a special shout out to Amanda AKA Blunt Mommy for her spicy use of our stickers!  Our WTF Florida stories were all about taking what doesn't belong to them and spotlights a guy who tried to steal a car from the parking lot of the jail he'd just been released from, a woman who took a live lobster from the tank at Red Lobster, a Florida Man who dressed in drag to buy a puppy with a stolen credit card and a guy who broke into a restaurant to get naked and play the bongos!  All this nonsense and much more this week on the #NoOffense show!   This week's featured podcast is Shit Happens When You Party Naked   #NoOffens