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Episode 61   This week on #NoOffense we talked about fighting and some of the fights we've gotten into in our lives, sparked off by the nasty on ice brawl during a Tampa Bay Lightning game last week.  We also get about as political as we'll ever get and discuss the midterm elections, in particular the amendments that passed here in Florida...and speaking of Florida, our WTF segment had stories about a man who was attacked by crocodiles after climbing into a gator farm, a record setting python captured in south Florida, an apparent victim of witchcraft that took maters into his own hands and a Dr that probably didn't finish at the top of his class.  All this nonsense and more this week on the #NoOffense Show!   This week's featured podcast is Man Brain Podcast   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHI

Episode 60   This week on #NoOffense we're joined by our friend Tampa Twitch streamer Jeremy Lofstrom.  We get into video games, what it's like to be a streamer, what the most lucrative games to play are, his aspirations and how the medium has become legitimized.  We talk about putting yourself out there online, internet trolls, the parallels between streaming and podcasting, balancing life and gaming, online safety as a parent specifically as it relates to dangerous online instances like the Momo challenge or Blue Whale, and no gaming chat would be complete without a little Fortnite!   We had some great Florida headlines this week in WTF featuring a Halloween dinosaur involved in a domestic assault, a guy who went on a trailer park rampage and a couple of middle school satanists who planned a massacre at their school.  Never a dull moment in the sunshine state!  All this nonsense and more on this week's episode of #NoOffense!   Check out Jeremy's Twitch channel and give him a subscribe!   This week's

Episode 59 This week on #NoOffense we're getting spooky on our Halloween episode! From Halloween parties and vandalism to haunted Florida stories with the most famous haunted doll of all time Robert The Doll and personal accounts of paranormal activity to some great pumpkin beers we sampled, we kept it spooky all night!  Staying on our brand, we bring the crazy Florida headlines in our Welcome To Florida (or WTF) segment, this week spotlighting a man who printed fake money at the public library with a template he got from Pinterest, a man who dumped 70 gallons of human feces in the road and a guy who got arrested for throwing sausages at his mom.  Never a shortage of nonsense here with your friends at the #NoOffense show!   This week's featured podcast is Small Town Mentality   #NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it al

Episode 58   This week on #NoOffense we're back together for the first time in a couple of weeks so we go through a quick recap of where we've been and what we've been up to. Chris talks about his trip to New England and The Duchess talks about her hoe excursions before getting back to Florida news in our WTF segment where even the crazy Florida news is spooky.  We cover a guy who brought a human skull into Publix and used it like a puppet, a man who was cut by his neighbor's chainsaw as he tried to hug his shrubs, and a Florida Man who was arrested for practicing "dentistry" without a license.    After the break we're joined by CJ Goodwyn and Chris Wager, the creative minds behind the upcoming horror film "Jackson". We pick their brains about what its like to be an indie film maker, where they get the inspiration for their films, what its like to work with child actors, thier first project "GH5" and much more.  Check out the trailer for "Jackson" on Facebook, their first film "GH5" available on Vimeo, an

Episode 57   This week on #NoOffense we bring you some of our best moments on the show together in our first ever Greatest Hits show.  Jason was training to get into his wrestling career with Cash Flo and The Duchess was at a 3 day bachelorette party doing the Magic Mike thing, but we couldn't leave you empty handed. We hope you enjoy reliving some of our favorite moments and if you are itching for something new, check out Chris in his guest spot on Shit Happens When You Party Naked last week.  The crew will be back in action next week!   This week's featured podcast is The Grave Girls   #NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network   Never miss a new episode, subscribe and give us a rating on Apple Podcasts! Also available on Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean and everywhere else you can find podcasts!   Visit us on Patreon and help support the show! For #NoOffense merchandise visit us at We Have Merch   Get interactive with us, we love to hear from you! Facebook Twitter Instagram Email us at HTNO

Episode 56 This week on #NoOffense we're bringing you all things wrestling as we recorded live on location from Wrasslin at the Ranch, an SIW Wrestling event here in Tampa.  We had a killer time talking to all the wrestlers and have interviews with The Progressive Liberal, Tampa's own tag team duo The Dirty Blondes, and Cash Flo.  Jason and Chris stayed on mic throughout the event and did a Joe Rogan style fight companion, calling the matches, adding our commentary and most importantly our nonsense. The card featured all the forementioned wrestlers in addition to Barrington Hughes, Chris Silvio, Matt Sydel, Jenna Van Muscles, Zeda Zhang and many more! We had a blast and hope you enjoy listening as much as we enjoyed recording it!  Special thanks to Chris Silvio and SIW for having us out!   This week's featured podcast is Simmons and Moore   #NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network   Never miss a new episode, subscribe and give us a rating on Apple Podcasts! Also available on Spotify, Stitcher, P

Episode 55 This week on #NoOffense the we talk about our vacation that Chris and the Duchess took to celebrate their anniversary, and Jason tagged along! We shared some anniversary stories, what our traditions and tendencies are with our spouses and why it's important not to get complacent!  Vacations have to end at some point and that brings us back to work and what some of our worst job experiences were.  We talk about a new term called "Lawnmower Parents" and explain how we personally like to handle situations with our kids.  We also do our NFL recap and talk about the heartbreaker that our Tampa Bay Buccaneers left us with on Monday night as Fitzmagic may be coming to an end, Jameis Winston's fake Twitter account and the horror that is Chris Conte.  Don't forget Welcome To Florida where this week the theme was naked in Florida! A naked man picking fights at Chik-Fil-A, a naked Florida man nearly burning his house down trying to make cookies on a George Foreman grill and a naked Florida man who does all h

This week on #NoOffense we talk some NFL with Vonte Davis retiring at halftime, Ryan Fitzmagic as Jason's Halloween costume inspiration, and big time blazer Josh Gordon getting moved to the Patriots and speaking of weed our Welcome To Florida stories this week include a man who tried to grab his share of "Sea Weed", a man who got caught pleasuring himself at the laundromat, and a bartender who took matters into her own hands when a customer got lippy about how long she was in the bathroom. We get into some movie talk and share reactions to the new Marvel trailer for Captain Marvel and discuss how some felt that the trailer did a disservice to it's star, Henry Cavill out as Superman and possibly getting replaced by Michael B. Jordan, Lebron James starring in a new Space Jam, thoughts on Tag and The Meg, how there aren't really any true action heroes like there were in our day, and what would we do if we were caught in the zombie apocalypse. All this and much more this week on the #NoOffense show!     This

This week on #NoOffense we talk about Hurricane Florence and the effects the storm left on the Carolinas. We're no strangers to hurricane season here in Florida and our hearts go out to those effected by this storm. Our WTF Florida segment this week brings stories of a man who stole an ambulance from a hospital, violence at Target over a Funko POP toy, a couple who got a little too carried away with each other right on the sidewalk and a DUI arrest that turned into a karaoke party. We get into Elon Musk's appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience last week and how he's now under fire for smoking weed on camera with Joe, how Neil Degrasse Tyson defended him, and how Musk's company Space X will be taking the first civilian into space on a trip around the moon. You can't talk Elon Musk without getting into robots, AI and future technology so we discuss the robots from Boston Dynamics that are now running jumping and soon to be thinking, a ring that holds all your personal info, and a new dating app called Wingman

This week on #NoOffense we welcome back football and talk about the NFL's opening weekend and get into the Colin Kaepernick story with the controversy over his new Nike ad campaign. We also pay homage to the late great Burt Reynolds who passed away this week and celebrate some of his classics. We dork out on TV shows because Jason's new favorite show Lethal Weapon wrote out one of it's main characters and discuss some of the more memorable casting changes in TV and movies. The Duchess brings you her latest dirty finds like lego porn and custom sex toys that carry the remains of dead lovers and in WTF this week we have 5 lbs of weed donated to a thrift store in Sarasota, a high school teacher in the Everglades who was found drunk on the job, and the Orlando restaurant who executed a drive by after receiving a bad online review. Seems legit. All this and more on this week's episode of #NoOffense.   This week's featured podcast is Go Postal Podcast   #NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network   Never m

This week on #NoOffense we announce the winner of our crazy sex story contest sponsored by Spunk Lube. There were lots of great submissions and was a hard fought week on the polls for the final four, but congrats to Bobby Light of Simmons and Moore for winning our first contest! Add another ring to the collection boys! Aside from that we had our typical WTF Florida nonsense, this week with a scantily clad bicyclist in Miami, a man who gave his wife a wet willy and got the cops called on him, and a couple from Ocala that modified their trailer with a drive-thru window to better serve their heroin and meth clientele. Entrepreneurship at its finest here in the sunshine state! We also talked about a mom who wanted to be artificially inseminated with her dead son's sperm, how giving your woman oral pleasure is actually good for your health and the legal prostitution drive up's in Switzerland. We talk Dez Bryant and how he got owned by Jake Paul, how the jets did Teddy Bridgewater wrong and end up going down a rab

This week on #NoOffense we celebrate the big 5-0. 50 episodes, we can't believe it...and it was even better because we got to unveil the finalists for our Spunklube contest! Shout outs to Karla from Go Postal Podcast, PJ from the Bicker Bots, Nikki from These Drunk B's and Bobby Light, producer of the Simmons and Moore Podcast for making it to the final four, but now its up to the fans to decide who will take home the prize! Check out our twitter @HTNOS and vote on the poll that will be open until next episode where we will announce the winner. And also a special shout out to Amanda from the Blunt Mommy Podcast...her submissions landed her in a class by herself and she will receive a Spunklube prize pack separate of the voting! We still did our usual WTF Florida nonsense too and we discussed the #FloridaMan who drove his motorcycle down the interstate with his feet, a man who got shot in the ass over Facebook Donald Trump posts, a woman that tried to pay her electric bill with a fake $50,000 money order and

This week on #NoOffense we talk about our relationships and how we manage the potential pitfalls that arise...be it the dreaded Ex, differing parenting styles, the work spouse or even social media and how we have dealt with these problems and more in our own situations. But never fear, this isn't an episode of Oprah or The View, this week our WTF Florida stories show us a guy who tried to make a steak house into a strip club, a burglar that just wanted to break in and cut his hair, a crazy police chase in Brevard and a story we only can refer to as "Redneck Uber". Top it all off with some Fantasy Football and Draftkings with a dash of cat brothel and you have Episode 49 of the #NoOffense show!   This week's featured podcast is Just The Tips: A Menmoir   #NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network   Never miss a new episode, subscribe and give us a rating on Apple Podcasts! Also available on Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean and everywhere else you can find podcasts!   Visit us on Patreon and help support

This week on #NoOffense summer comes to a close...at least for our kids anyways. It's back to school time in Tampa Bay and we go along for the ride with stories of stolen school supplies and pepper spray, kids getting Fortnite tutors and the latest teacher/student sex scandal. We also reminisce on summers gone by to the backdrop of music and concerts which were such a huge part of all of our childhood summer breaks. In WTF this week we have stories of a shoplifter that freebased in the police car to jail, an overworked employee that made some deposits deposits into his co workers drinks, and assault with a deadly weapon over leftover Chinese food. Keeping it local we sampled beers from Cigar City Brewing out of Tampa and J Dubs Brewing down in Sarasota fueling all the nonsense on this week's episode of #NoOffense!   This week's featured podcast is Bicker Bots   #NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network   Never miss a new episode, subscribe and give us a rating on Apple Podcasts! Also available on

This week on #NoOffense we unveil a new look to the show, both in our new logo and a change up in co-hosts as Adam has decided to leave the show and we welcomed The Duchess back to the show full time. After a week off we hit the ground running and get right back into our Welcome To Florida nonsense with a Tampa bus driver engaging in sexual activities with a rider, running through a liquor store with a live gator, and discharging a firearm at someone who threw a cigarette butt on the ground. We also finally got our chance to cover the James Gunn situation and his firing from his director duties of Disney's Guardian's of the Galaxy and now the cast's petition to reinstate him. We cover the Disney/Fox acquisition and all the properties that will now call the house of mouse their home which leads to a major dork out session on marvel movies, the new Aquaman and Venom trailers that dropped over the last couple of weeks and the age old question who was the best Batman? The look is new but the nonsense is the same

This week on #NoOffense we talk about the brain and our memories, or lack there of. We discuss an article that says your oldest memory probably isn't real, but rather just a copy of what people tell you. This leads to talk of our oldest memories, the problems each of us has recalling our own memories, and concepts like Dunbar's number and cell regeneration in the body and how you really aren't the person you were just 7 years ago. In Welcome To Florida we cover a pastor who got busted for taking upskirt pics on his cell at church, the many robberies involving Natural Ice in Florida and why you never return to the scene of a crime, and the man who burned down his apartment complex because he wasn't allowed to pleasure himself in the window. We also discuss our new product partner Spunk lube, the new product that seals your penis so you don't need to wear condoms and our experiences with semen analysis testing. Plenty of fun and nonsense await this week on #NoOffense!   This week's featured podcast is Baked a

This week on #NoOffense we embrace the fact that it was Friday the 13th when we recorded and we have a little chat about death. Actually this week's agenda wasn't spawned by hockey mask wearing killers, but an article about a mother who died and the brutal obituary that her children wrote for her and the question that it raises...what is the legacy that you hope to leave behind and we use Netflix's Black Mirror as a backdrop to discuss the topic. We also get into some AI talk and discuss scientists at MIT who decided to create an AI with psychotic tendencies, how Alexa has developed her own psychotic tendencies, and how you can even buy your own do it yourself AI kits from Target. Now we realize this sounds too serious, but never fear, we still have our Welcome to Florida segment and this week we cover a man who didn't actually drink and drive, technically, a man who calls himself "The Beast" who defended his home from an invader, and a homeless man with no arms who still managed to stab a tourist. All this p

This week on #NoOffense we welcome our friends from New England Off Colored Discussions for our first ever swapcast! The boys are celebrating their 1 year anniversary and decided to join forces with us for twice the nonsense. We hit some good conspiracy theory conversation including the moon landing, hollow moon, aliens and the Ashtar Galactic Command. They also brought some great stories down south for us like tales from their annual camping trip on a remote island and what happens when your friend almost chops his thumb off, to fighting off ninja Brazilians in an Applebees parking lot...and that wasn't even Welcome To Florida! We bring WTF to the north as we cover a guy lighting off fireworks inside a Dollar Tree, a man getting oral pleasure from a woman in a park that just happened to be his step daughter and a woman who incited a riot at a Burger King because she felt she was being ignored in the drive thru line. I know one thing, that wouldn't have happened at Chipotle! The fun didn't end when the audio

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by the host of the Bicker Bots Podcast Wade "PJ" Wilson as we merge two worlds of podcast lunacy. PJ treated us with stories from his checkered past including a run in with Ryan Seacrest in Las Vegas, almost making it into Marvel's Avengers movie, having a character based on him in the movie Zero Dark Thirty, what it was like to be taken under the wing of a homeless man as a child, wanting to fight dads in the playground at Chik-Fil-A, working as a costumed boy wonder and more. He also brought his Bicker Bots flavor with a trip through the wolf ticket lottery and a special Florida centric Bicker Bots trademarked Bang, Marry, Kill. Speaking of Florida, we still have all the Florida craziness in our segment we call Welcome To Florida and this week that includes a guy stuck on the hood of a car driving down the interstate, getting released from jail and going back the same night over a cab fare and an uber pulling a gun on another driver over texting and driving. This was a c

This week on #NoOffense Adam rejoins the show and we go deep as we talk about Trump's new Space Force, the Iraq war Stargate conspiracy theory, worm holes, time travel, Ancient Aliens, a theory that Octopus actually from another world, the Ukrainian dolphin army being seized by the Russians, Canada legalizes weed, a woman who kills a bobcat with her bare hands... and that's not even including Welcome To Florida where we discuss chugging a beer while stopped for DUI, throwing samurai swords at sheriff's deputies, dropping a gator off in a convenience store and getting shot in the balls over a AC unit. This episode is jam packed to the teeth with nonsense, just the way you like it!   This week's featured podcast is Off Colored Discussions   #NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network   Never miss a new episode, subscribe and give us a rating on Apple Podcasts! Now available on Spotify! Also available on Stitcher, Podbean Player FM and everywhere else you can find podcasts! Check out our  YouTube cha