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This week on #NoOffense we welcome back Mrs. Wutzke, AKA The Duchess, to fill in for Adam and we talk all things Father's Day like the Father's Day card that got pulled from Target, the movement to ban Father's Day and what TV dads we're most similar to. We also talk Russia urging it's women to not have sex while hosting the World Cup, the FBI agent that lost his gun and accidentally shot a guy, a guy who served his own foot to his friends at a barbecue, a kid who tried to rape his friend's mom during a sleepover...and we're not even into Welcome To Florida yet. This week's local stories include sending weed soaked documents to inmates, a local cop who left his gun at Burger King and a man who wanted to press charges on his dealer for sub par meth. Only in Florida folks. All this and more nonsense this week on #NoOffense!   This week's featured podcast is And The Losers Are   #NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network   Never miss a new episode, subscribe and give us a rating on Apple Podcasts! Now

This week on #NoOffense we discuss Anthony Bourdain and his suicide, The Stanley Cup Finals, NOFX's comments about the Las Vegas shooting that got them dropped from their beer sponsor, a video game that you play as a school shooter, a restaurant making waves for their no kids policy and the Supreme Court ruling on the Colorado bakery that refused to make a wedding cake for a gay couple.  All that in addition to WTF, Welcome To Florida, where we touch on shotgun Jesus, a criminal stopped by beans, monkey attack at Home Depot, acid bomb eviction, Gator knockouts, and Everglades python hunting. We jam packed a lot of nonsense into this one that we're sure you'll enjoy!   This week's featured podcast is Bicker Bots   #NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network   Never miss a new episode, subscribe and give us a rating on Apple Podcasts! Now available on Spotify! Also available on Stitcher, Podbean Player FM and everywhere else you can find podcasts! Check out our  YouTube channel where you can relive

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by our friend and the host of the Off Colored Discussions podcast Joe Bouley and discuss what they're working on including the Mario Kart tournament and the Beards, Beers, and Battle Scars beard competition that will raise money for Veteran's Count in New Hampshire. We've settled on a name for our crazy Florida stories segment, so this week on Welcome To Florida, or WTF, we talk about a psychotic rescue rooster, a cop that demanded nude pics on Instagram, shaving your legs in a public pool, Captain Kirk touching himself at a Clearwater bus stop, and the crown jewel of WTF...a woman named Crystal Methvin arrested for crystal meth. You can't make this shit up. We also talk about the Roseanne situation, Kim Kardashian meeting with Donald Trump, tattoos, the new beers we sampled this week and much more! Thanks again to Joe B. for sitting in with us this week and don't forget to check him out on his show Off Colored Discussions.   This Week's featured podcast is Vinyl Emergen

This week on #NoOffense, we help to try to ease Jason's pain of the Lightning getting eliminated from the NHL playoffs with a story about a brothel in Las Vegas and their more than generous offer of a team sex party for the Las Vegas Golden Knights if they can finish out their historic run to the Stanley Cup with a championship.  We get into our usual Florida headlines with domestic violence over a cuddle, a man taking it upon himself to educate a playground full of kids where babies come from, a power outage caused by zombies and a simple mistake on a first date that lead to a very public apology.  We also cover a 25 year old man in Texas that posed as a high school student to play on the basketball team, a 30 year old man that is being sued by his parents because he wont leave home, a little Deadpool 2, strip clubs, and Adam's thoughts on the new Star Wars movie Solo. Buckle up and enjoy the nonsense!   This week's featured podcast is The Cabinet Podcast   We now have a Patreon! Visit www.Patreon.com/ht

This week on #NoOffense, Jason's brother in law AJ joins us to talk about the woman who desecrated a Tim Horton's, Google assistant and the rise of the machines, kidnappers that used an alligator in a ransom attempt, Yanni or Laurel?, Starbucks in the news...again, Black Mirror, and that's just the stuff that didn't happen in Florida! Crazy Florida headlines this week include a pajama wearing demon slayer, a stolen Walmart scooter, guns drawn at a Publix and much more nonsense this week on #NoOffense!   This weeks featured podcast is The Work/Life Imbalance Podcast   We now have a Patreon! Visit www.Patreon.com/htnos to help support the show! Never miss a new episode, subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts! Rate us on Apple Podcasts! Now available on Spotify! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!    We Also now have a YouTube channel where you can relive some past moments from the show!  Visit our YouTube page here and please click the "Subscribe" button on the page.  We need to get to 1

This week on #NoOffense, we welcome Jason's better half to the show as we talk about a man named Santa Claus stealing underwear, an altercation with a samurai sword over missing socks, a fugitive with no legs hiding in a plastic storage bin and a Florida vigilante lighting people on fire. We also discuss the volcano thats covering Hawaii, Hollow Earth, Netflix's Lost in Space, A Quiet Place, how Netflix is allegedly destroying your sex life and much more.   This weeks featured podcast is Just The Tips: A Menmoir   We now have a Patreon! Visit www.Patreon.com/htnos to help support the show! Never miss a new episode, subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts! Rate us on Apple Podcasts! Now available on Spotify! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!    We Also now have a YouTube channel where you can relive some past moments from the show!  Visit our YouTube page here and please click the "Subscribe" button on the page.  We need to get to 100 subscribers before we can get our own HTNOS Url add

This week on #NoOffense, we play a little game called F'd up Florida where Jason and Adam are pitted against each other and have to figure out if the crazy stories that are presented to the are accurate representations of the home we love or if they're just F'd up!  We also touch on the Brad Marchand of the Boston Bruins actually licking his opposition, the boy scouts combining with the girl scouts, the latest theories from the flat Earth convention and  answer some listener questions. Another nonsense filled show in the books!   This weeks featured podcast is The More Gooder Than Podcast   We now have a Patreon! Visit www.Patreon.com/htnos to help support the show! Never miss a new episode, subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts! Rate us on Apple Podcasts! Now available on Spotify! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!    We Also now have a YouTube channel where you can relive some past moments from the show!  Visit our YouTube page here and please click the "Subscribe" button on the pa

This week on #NoOffense, we welcome Jason back and get right into former NFL kicker Jay Feely holding a gun in his daughter's prom pictures, a local story where a teen in Sarasota made a promposal sign using racist imagery, the recent outcry over The Simpsons character Apu and his Kwik-E-Mart stereotype, how college students that are stressed over finals now have a number of school provided methods to cope, Bill Cosby found guilty, Kanye West's Twitter outburst, a Russian knock off of the Avengers and much more nonsense than you can probably handle!   This weeks featured podcast is The Bicker Bots   We now have a Patreon! Visit www.Patreon.com/htnos to help support the show! Never miss a new episode, subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts! Rate us on Apple Podcasts! Now available on Spotify! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!    We Also now have a YouTube channel where you can relive some past moments from the show!  Visit our YouTube page here and please click the "Subscribe" button

This week on #NoOffense, The Duchess sits in for Jason and some weed talk for 420. We get into the hsitory behind the term, tell a few of our own 420 stories, and cover a few from mainstream news including local Tampa icon Joe Redner recently being cleared to grow his own plants and Florida State quarterback Deondre Francois being investigated by police for possible drug trafficking.  Aside from pot talk we get into the racial bias situation with Starbucks from this past week and discuss the story and what happens next, the woman who got sucked out of a Southwest Airlines plane in the air, some video game talk with Adam, and the newest craze in Tampa...axe throwing!!    This weeks featured podcast is OCD - Off Colored Discussions   We now have a Patreon! Visit www.Patreon.com/htnos to help support the show! We Also now have a YouTube channel where you can relive some past moments from the show!  Visit our YouTube page here and please click the "Subscribe" button on the page.  We need to get to 100 subscr

This week on #NoOffense we recorded on location from Four Stacks Brewing here in Apollo Beach, Florida with topics covering the Mark Zuckerberg hearings, T.J Miller's bomb threat, Green Bay Packers wide receiver Trevor Davis' bomb joke at LAX, glowing rocks from on a local beach here in Florida, Stan Lee being mistreated and Kevin Smith opening his home to him, the Disney/Fox deal being completed and what it means to the Marvel movie franchise and Steven Spielberg being open to a female Indiana Jones for the next film. About an hour in we were joined by Mike Frey, assistant brewer at Four Stacks and we sampled some of their fantastic brews and got to nerd out on beer and hear about where the brewery came from and what's next for them as well. Lots of beer, lots of nonsense...hope you enjoy it cause we sure did. Beers featured on the show from Four Stacks Brewing: Cone Nugs-n-Harmony - New England Style IPA - 5.6% Cold Sport - English Pale Ale - 5.4% Chocolate Coffee Porter Nitro - Porter - 6.7% Golden Id

This week on #NoOffense the guys talk about Connor McGregor's rampage and possible repercussions he might face, we update a previous story on the fate of the missing CDC employee, the woman who opened fire on the campus of YouTube because they demonitized her videos, schools moving to mandate clear backpacks in the wake of mass shootings, Molly Ringwald calling out John Hughes after rewatching her movies in the #MeToo era and the newest craze among teenagers...snorting condoms. We also take some listener questions and have some fun with those premises. The drinks and the nonsense flow deep into the night!   This weeks featured podcast is Noise Pollution   We now have a Patreon! Visit www.Patreon.com/htnos to help support the show!   Never miss a new episode, subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts! Rate us on Apple Podcasts! Now available on Spotify! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Get interactive in our Facebook Group, we love to hear from you! The #NoOffense Show Community Fa

This week on #NoOffense, Adam rejoins the show and it doesn't take long to get crazy. We cover the latest hot teacher scandal, a teacher who actually embraces her freaky side and quits her job to become a dominatrix, Steven Spielberg's feelings toward Netflix, a drunk woman who propositions the Easter bunny, Pornhub giving you free premium based on your sexy location, the Chinese space station on a collision course with Earth, the flat Earth rocket guy blasts off, free range parenting, the Deadpool cartoon gets cancelled, Corey Feldman gets stabbed, John Wick vs Jason Bourne and much more nonsense! This week's featured podcast is The Jock and the Nerd   Never miss a new episode, subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts! Rate us on Apple Podcasts! Now available on Spotify! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Get interactive in our Facebook Group, we love to hear from you! The #NoOffense Show Community Facebook.com/HTNOS @HTNOS on Twitter @HTNOS on Instagram #PodernFamily #UnderdogPod

This week on #NoOffense, The Duchess sits in again for Adam and we talk about the new Karate Kid continuation series Cobra Kai, a movie about playing tag and it actually looks good, Chris Pratt's insensitivity to deaf people, #DeleteFacebook, Deadpool 2, Floyd Mayweather to MMA, playing pirate on Xbox in the new Sea of Thieves game, a Loch Ness monster washing up on a beach in Georgia, possible alien invasion next month and the weird voicemail conspiracy surrounding it on Twitter, Dax Shepard joining The Ranch, a woman attacking her boyfriend with a Samurai sword after finding Tinder on his phone and all the HTNOS branded nonsense you've come to expect. We went deep, perhaps a little too deep, but hey that's what we do here!   This weeks featured podcast was And The Losers Are   Never miss a new episode, subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts! Rate us on Apple Podcasts! Now available on Spotify! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Get interactive in our Facebook Group, we love to hear

This week on #NoOffense we're joined once again by the lovely Melissa as Adam welcomed his new son into the world.  She kicks things off by telling us of her jury duty experience this past week which leads us into the recent "confession" from OJ Simpson. Aside from the legal system we discuss the success of Black Panther and how fans are actually looking for flights to Wakanda, how you can earn a living testing sex dolls, the Tomb Raider and how the actress stacks up to the source material, Katy Perry stealing innocence on national TV, IHeartRadio filing bankruptcy, United Airlines killing a dog in the overhead compartment, the kid who got paralyzed by swallowing a slug, a daycare worker who drugged the kids so she could go tanning, Melissa getting mauled by a dog at Petsmart and much more nonsense.  And no St Patrick's day show would be complete without one of the internet's best videos. Who all like HTNOS say YEAH!!!!!!   This weeks featured podcast was OCD - Off Color Discussions   Never miss a new ep

This week on #NoOffense, we discuss Jon Favreau writing a new Star Wars trilogy, the oscars and in particular Jimmy Kimmel being a hypocrite, a woman who makes Dragon dildos and other crazy sex toys, the epidemic of hot teachers having sex with their students and the teacher from Florida who was running a white nationalist podcast in her spare time. We had some Q&A this week also with questions and topic suggestions ranging from our thoughts on the dad who made his kid run to school as a punishment to the upcoming movie Ready Player 1 to a would you rather sex question. We don't believe in staying in our lane here and we were all over the road this week. Hope you enjoy the nonsense!   This week's featured podcast was Genuine Chit Chat   Never miss a new episode, subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts! Rate us on Apple Podcasts! Now available on Spotify! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Get interactive in our Facebook Group, we love to hear from you! https://www.facebook.com/gr

This week on the #NoOffense show we talk about Chris' newfound dreams of becoming a treasure hunter and finding the hidden treasure of Forrest Fenn, when cosplay is appropriate and audience participation, Adam going through the final preparations for the arrival of baby #2, an employee of the CDC who went home from work sick and is now quite possible the start of a zombie outbreak, Kevin Smith's heart attack, dorking out on the Black Panther movie and Marvel movies in general leading up to the release of Infinity War and much more of the HTNOS trademarked nonsense you've come to expect!!  This week's featured podcast was the Bicker Bots   Never miss a new episode, subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts! Rate us on Apple Podcasts! Now available on Spotify! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Get interactive in our Facebook Group, we love to hear from you! https://www.facebook.com/groups/142088603072856/ Facebook.com/HTNOS @HTNOS on Twitter @HTNOS on Instagram   Intro music perform

Welcome back to #NoOffense! This week we talk about the recent tragedy in Parkland, FL and how it effected our kids personally as they went through active shooter drills in their own schools this past week. We also get into the way kids aren't being prepared for the real world and how everyone is a winner these days, getting ribbons just for showing up. We recap the latest in Olympic news, including the US women's hockey team taking the gold and the US men's curling team also taking home gold medals. Chris gets into his reluctant move back to Chicago from Florida a few years back and how it ended up being a good thing in terms of tying up loose ends from his past. We also talk horror movies, Loot Crates, Disney movies, alien abductions and psychedelic drugs! Come celebrate 25 episodes of nonsense and thanks for taking this ride with us!   Never miss a new episode, subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts! Rate us on Apple Podcasts! Now available on Spotify! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!

Welcome to this weeks installment of the #NoOffense Show! This week we recap our trip to the JDub's brewing 4th anniversary Dubfest, talk about Budweiser slapping a cease and desist on a small Minnesota craft brewer and how craft brewer Stone attempts to flip the script and pursue legal action against MillerCoors. We get into the Olympics, namely Shawn White and his near perfect run to Gold and how some tried to take that moment from him and how Patrick Conner of Barstool Sports lost his job over comments about US female snowboarder Chloe Kim. We talk emotional support animals, namely the woman who tried to board a United airlines flight with her emotional support peacock and the woman who was forced to flush her hamster after being denied entry onto her flight. Last but not least, we answer a couple listener questions to close out the show. Lots of fun, lots of nonsense...don't miss it!   Also as Jason mentioned during the show, his friend Gary hosts the podcast The Psychotronic Film Society. So for all yo

Welcome back to #NoOffense! This week we shake our Super Bowl hangovers and talk about all things Super Bowl LII from the lack of quality commercials, Justin Timberlake at half time, Kevin Hart getting wasted, certain Eagles players opting out of the trip to the White House and more. Rest assured non sports fans, this isn't an episode of Sportscenter...we also touch on the Space X launch this week, Notre Dame becoming the most recent target of the social justice warriors, Monster Jam, and Juuling to name a few. All of this in addition to the htnos brand of nonsense you've come to know and love!    Never miss a new episode, subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Now available on Spotify! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Get interactive in our Facebook Group, we love to hear from you! https://www.facebook.com/groups/142088603072856/ Facebook.com/HTNOS @HTNOS on Twitter @HTNOS on Instagram   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickreco

This week on #NoOffense we welcome Jason back from his hiatus and talk about his time spent at Disney's Ft Wilderness resort, which leads to the three of us sharing camp stories from our pasts. We also get intobathroom etiquette and how uncomfortable it is when someone has multiple peegasms right next to you, the tradition of Groundhog Day, crazy people we encounter out in the world, Floyd Mayweather potentially making the switch to MMA, Adam trying to MacGyver the cold brew coffee process, the Cleveland Indians changing their "racially insensitive" logo and much more of the nonsense you've come to expect from us at the #NoOffense show!   Never miss a new episode, subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Now available on Spotify! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Get interactive in our Facebook Group, we love to hear from you! https://www.facebook.com/groups/142088603072856/ Facebook.com/HTNOS @HTNOS on Twitter @HTNOS on Instagram   Intro music performed by Alaya www.