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This week on the #NoOffense show, we're joined once again by the lovely Melissa to fill the void left by Jason's absence this week as he runs around all over Disney World. We briefly talk about the return of the XFL, the big sports weekend in our backyard as Tampa hosts the NHL All Star game and Orlando plays home to the NFL Pro Bowl before getting into Florida potentially awarding vouchers to kids that were bullied so that they could attend private school as well as an 8 year old that wants hormone blockers to transition to the opposite sex, followed up by claims from a man that has allegedly time traveled into the future and has returned warning us of the potential disasters facing us in the near future. Last but not least we discuss simulation theory and ponder the creation of the universe. Whoa Doc, this episode is heavy!   Never miss a new episode, subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Now available on Spotify! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Get interactive in our

This week on #NoOffense, the guys talk about the upcoming 2018 Winter Olympics, the Hawaii missile false alarm, Chris' new fascination with the Ashtar Galactic Command and the new weird handheld from Nintendo...In addition to the new crazy trend that's sweeping the nation where kids are eating Tide detergent pods? This spawns a whole separate conversation about other crazy things the kids are doing these days, the struggles in becoming a functioning adult in today's world, why getting old sucks, and if we had our choice what time period would we actually want to live in.   Never miss a new episode, subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Now available on Spotify! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Get interactive in our Facebook Group, we love to hear from you! https://www.facebook.com/groups/142088603072856/ Facebook.com/HTNOS @HTNOS on Twitter @HTNOS on Instagram   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com      

We're getting the band back together! This week we are rejoined by Adam after his brief reprieve and we jump right into it. Chris finally went to see Star Wars: The Last Jedi last week so we talk about his thoughts about the movie and how approaching things with crazy expectations will almost always result in disappointment. We get a little into specifics so there are spoilers...theres your warning. We also discuss the latest Hollywood accusations including James Franco being accused, Donald Trump allegedly paying off a former porn star and Al Frankin and his inappropriate photo. We also talk about Oprah's speech at the Golden Globe Awards and her potentially running for president. That said, there's also plenty of the usual nonsense as we welcome Adam back to the show in a beer soaked evening we hope you'll enjoy!   Subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Get interactive in our Facebook Group, we love to hear from you! https://www.facebook

Welcome back to #NoOffense! I know we pulled a juke move on you guys and said we weren't recording this week but we just couldn't stay away. The lovely Melissa was back this week to sit in for Adam as we recapped our New Year's Eve and how were kinda lame now. No next day hangovers from Cards Against Humanity! We also get in to the man who claimed he had the world's largest penis being exposed as a fraud, the controversial video from Logan Paul in the suicide forest in Japan, Jason's feelings on YouTube do it yourselfers, Netflix's movie Bright, karaoke adventures, Chris hitting old man status, paranormal experiences, dorking out on board games and all the usual nonsense!   Subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com     Get interactive in our Facebook Group, we love to hear from you! https://www.facebook.com/groups/142088603072856/ Facebook.com/HTNOS @HT

Happy New Year and welcome back to #NoOffense! Slipping in one last show for 2017 before the buzzer. In this episode we briefly recap our Christmas mornings and the strange things our kids are into. Then we shift gears toward the new year and reflect on some of our own memorable New Years Eve stories, talk about resolutions and revisit some of the trending topics from 2017 such as the flat Earth movement. We share some of our personal feelings toward the past year and look forward to what lies ahead in 2018! All while maintaining our usual level of nonsense you've come to know and love! So start the countdown, find someone to kiss cause HTNOS is coming at you for the final show of 2017!   Subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com     Get interactive in our Facebook Group, we love to hear from you! https://www.facebook.com/groups/142088603072856/ Facebook

T'was the night before Christmas...#NoOffense holiday show coming at you! We don't have The Rockettes, but we were joined this week by the lovely Melissa Wutzke to tackle the big issues...Avril Lavigne's death and being replaced by a body double, the man with the world's largest penis getting granted disability for his "affliction", Tampa strip clubs and the Simpson's creator Matt Groening being an obvious time traveler. We also discuss the darker side of the Christmas tradition including Santa's "henchmen" Krampus and Belsnickel, the pagan roots of the holiday and Christmas actually being tied to psychedelic mushrooms. We hope you enjoy our alcohol induced insanity as we much as we did. From all of us at #NoOffense, we wish you the merriest of Christmases! Subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com     Get interactive in our Facebook Group, we love to hear

Welcome back to #NoOffense! This week Adam wastes no time getting into his spoiler free review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi, then we discuss the Netflix original series The Ranch and the sexual assault allegations against one of its former stars Danny Masterson, net neutrality and how we really have no clue what's going on, Disney's acquisition of Fox, the Bitcoin craze, Adam's luck at winning free XBOX games on the internet, Chris' lack of luck in gambling on Draftkings, Jason's desire to purchase a gun, the recent viral video of Keaton Jones getting bullied, the backlash, and our own experiences with bullying, old school wrestling and Zack Morris is trash...in addition to the regular HTNOS brand of nonsense! Enjoy!   Subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com     Get interactive in our Facebook Group, we love to hear from you! https://www.facebook.com/gro

After a week off it's good to be back! We're getting in the holiday spirit and talk about what we did during the bye week to get ready for Christmas...Jasons's trip to Christmas Lane, Adam's ride on the Holiday Express and Chris' weekend at Disney World.  We talk about our own holiday traditions such as the Christmas movies that get us ready to deck the halls. We also talk about new school traditions such as that damn elf and what we think of those.  Aside from the holidays, we talk about the new Bitcoin craze, hyper realistic robot sex dolls, the latest round of celebrity sexual assaults, Jason's newfound love of Polygamy and DMX!!! All of this with the usual brand of nonsense you know and love!  Hang the mistletoe cause HTNOS is coming in hot!   Subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com     Get interactive in our Facebook Group, we love to hear from you!

Welcome back to HTNOS! Lucky episode 13 recorded on Black Friday, what could be better? This week we briefly recap our Thanksgiving and discuss Black Friday, alternate reality, the patch of lawless rebels known as Slab City, hacking sex dolls with artificial intelligence, the woman who took out a go fund me page for her "broke ass husband", Chris' trip to the emergency room, having super powers, who would be our celebrity free pass and the usual brand of nonsense.   Subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com   Facebook.com/HTNOS @HTNOS on Twitter @HTNOS on Instagram

Welcome back to #NoOffense! This week we talk to Jason about his recent obsession with 8-bit video games, talk about the latest sexual misconduct allegations to Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Jameis Winston, his prior alleged rape case at Florida State, and our personal takes on such a sensitive issue. Chris and Jason talk about moving to Colorado to open a pot store and more of the typical nonsense you've come to expect from HTNOS!   Subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com   Facebook.com/HTNOS @HTNOS on Twitter @HTNOS on Instagram

This week on HTNOS, the guys get into movie theatre etiquette, Chris' experience as a field trip chaperone, longing for a simpler time, smart phone conspiracies, Blockbuster Video still killing it up in Alaska, a $2 million bank glitch, Florida being a hot bed for the weirdest of the weird, a woman on Twitter investigated for human trafficking after making a post her son was for sale, social justice warriors and all the typical nonsense!   Subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com   Facebook.com/HTNOS @HTNOS on Twitter @HTNOS on Instagram

This week on HTNOS, we briefly recap Halloween, talk about Chris getting into a car accident, share some stories about other accidents that we've been in including Adam getting wrecked by a valet, Chris totaling his first car, Jason surviving a number of rollover crashes and more. We also get in to a recent controversy involving some questionable artwork on a box of Corn Pops cereal, which leads us down a rabbit hole of all kinds of questionable advertising from years past. We also talk about how advertising is becoming super targeted through data mining and how we feel about the perceived lack of privacy. All the while staying on brand with the nonsense you've grown to love!   Subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com   Facebook.com/HTNOS @HTNOS on Twitter @HTNOS on Instagram

Welcome back to HTNOS! This week we discuss childhood injuries, both our own and our children's, prompted by Adam's daughter's injury at Girl Scout camp...mopeds with no brakes, striking spray paint cans with axes, ya know, stuff like that.  We talk about the Amazon marijuana mix up and how we would've reacted to that wonderful situation, and also how big companies like Google, Amazon and even Netflix are becoming the real life Skynet! I'd say that there's also all the usual nonsense, but that would be redundant at this point!  Thanks for listening!   Subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com   Facebook.com/HTNOS @HTNOS on Twitter @HTNOS on Instagram

This week the guys get into the fall spirit and talk about the seasonal things we love and hate about fall.  We get into fall festivals, the return of our favorite TV shows, in particular Stranger Things, our own personal experiences with ghosts and the paranormal, Halloween parties and dressing up as an adult, trick or treating as a kid vs now with our own kids, causing trouble out on the town and much more of the usual nonsense that you've come to expect!   Subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com   Facebook.com/HTNOS @HTNOS on Twitter @HTNOS on Instagram

In this episode we settle back in after a small break and jump right into Chris' anger at a Facebook group created by angry housewives against the Destiny Xbox game, talk about our own relationships and how we met our wives, the importance of communication to avoid these types of pitfalls in relationships and much more.  We also get in to the Pecos Bill nacho eating challenge that we attempted, and failed, on its last day of exisitence at Disney World. Hope you enjoy!   Subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com   Facebook.com/HTNOS @HTNOS on Twitter @HTNOS on Instagram

Welcome back! In this week's episode, the guys get to find out how each other really sees them when Adam proposes an exercise...describe your co-hosts using 3 fictional characters from movies and TV. Get ready for an interesting look into each of our personalities through the eyes of our peers using the backdrop of movies and television! Entertaining, eye opening and full of all the usual nonsense you've come to expect from HTNOS!   Subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com   Facebook.com/HTNOS @HTNOS on Twitter @HTNOS on Instagram

Back in the saddle again! On this weeks episode Adam and the guys talk natural disasters and the potential end of the world, Ancient Aliens, lack of sleep, personal hygiene at Disney World, crowd control, Jason trying and failing to prank Chris before the show, Adam's clown neighbor, impressions of the new IT movie, Tim Curry, 80's fantasy movies, Adam's addiction to Funko Pop toys, subscription box services, paleo diet, KFC's Nashville Hot Chicken, craft beer and beer snobs, secret life of Adam, Chris' abusive relationship with Destiny on Xbox, Jason inviting us to things and then canceling and all the usual nonsense!   Subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com   Facebook.com/HTNOS @HTNOS on Twitter @HTNOS on Instagram

We're back! After taking a brief hiatus due to Hurricane Irma, the guys are back and discuss the craziness that was the last 2 weeks of dealing with the storm and share their own stories of hurricane prep, evacuation, riding out the storm while directly in it's path, and dealing with the aftermath. While that sounds like serious subject matter, have no fear, the same nonsense you've come to expect is still present and accounted for. It's good to be back!   Subscribe to us on iTunes! Rate us on iTunes! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com   Facebook.com/HTNOS @HTNOS on Twitter @HTNOS on Instagram

Welcome back to #NoOffense! This week the guys discuss the Mayweather vs McGregor fight, Chris' blackout after his fantasy football draft, Adam's divorce and getting back out into the world, DUI ambushes, being too high to drive, Gasparilla adventures, hurricane parties, Chris' failed record label, Adam ruining a Channelside bathroom, Jason ingesting more alcohol that is humanly possible and all the usual nonsense!   Subscribe to us on iTunes! Also available on Stitcher, Google Play Music, Podbean!   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com   Facebook.com/HTNOS @HTNOS on Twitter @HTNOS on Instagram

In this episode the guys welcome Jason back from Philly and discuss fake cheesesteaks, wasps from the matrix, video games getting added to the Olympics, inappropriate conversations on airplanes, public defecation, hamburger/sushi fusion, hanging out in Ybor City, high school reunions, the true whereabouts of the house from A Christmas Story, powerball dreams and all the usual nonsense!   Subscribe to us on iTunes!   Intro music performed by Alaya www.facebook.com/AlayaOfficial www.basickrecords.com   Facebook.com/HTNOS @HTNOS on Twitter @HTNOS on Instagram