Ask Mom & Spawn

In this week's episode, the ladies speculate whether the very pregnant Kate will end up having Baby Smurf on one of the days of Hanukkah. Plus, how many menorahs is too many? (Hint: The limit does not exist). Also, can someone send CJM a potato latke care package? The ladies also give advice on making friends, mending sister relationships, and loving your pregnant body. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

In this week's episode, the ladies are now isolated from each other as Kate gets ready to give birth to her baby Smurf. That means the ladies are having an isolated, socially-distanced Thanksgiving (as we all should). Be safe everyone, and hope you and your family are doing well. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

In this week's episode, the ladies celebrate Kim's birthday with chocolate cake, singing, and giving advice! Plus, did you know that you can bleed for up to 6 months after giving birth???? Also, Tums is the unofficial sponsor for this podcast now and we are still in a a pandemic so WEAR A MASK AND STAY HOME. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

In this week's episode, the ladies talk about how they celebrated the election results a.k.a CJM danced, rapped, and sang along to "F*ck Donald Trump" — a real classy move but who cares? Plus, the ladies give advice on dumping toxic friends and talk about how miserable pregnancy can be. Plus, Aaron Purr makes an appearance. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

In this week's episode, the ladies talk about why you shouldn't let a guy treat you like a girlfriend without the girlfriend label. Plus, Kate is so over being pregnant and would be thrilled if her baby's first words included "f**k." Also the best foods on Thanksgiving are actually the sides — not the Turkey. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

In this week's episode, the ladies told everyone about Kate's Zoom baby shower and trying to continue to live life SAFELY! Plus, New York is certainly not dead and Kim will yell at you if you're not wearing a mask. Also, the ladies give advice on dating deal breakers, pregnancy tips, and alternatives to keying someone's car (rotting food anyone?). We are only a few days away! Learn about how you can still vote at vote.org!

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss questions around Tinder and giving someone a second chance at love. Plus, Kate equates pregnancy to a "shitty, horrible snowflake" and she can't wait for baby smurf to get out. Also, did you know that pregnancy is more like 10 months long? WILD. Do you know how you're voting? One of the ways to make a difference is to vote. Get ready here: vote.org!

In this week's episode, Kate stands up to her mother, stating "My Womb, My Choice!" Plus, the ladies give advice on moving to another country for love, dating men who didn't go to college (it's all about the ambition ladies!), and more. Plus, why is Kate tired all the time? Pregnancy peeing every five minutes. Do you know how you're voting? One of the ways to make a difference is to vote. Get ready here: vote.org!

In this week's episode, Kate tells her fans about how she's so constipated that she's bleeding from her butthole — and that it's time to normalize pregnancy woes. Plus, Kim wants everyone to wear their f**king masks or else. The ladies also urge listeners to make a voting plan and answer questions regarding Sukkah, dealing with anti-social distancing relatives, and making amends. Are you registered to vote? One of the ways to make a difference is to vote. Get registered here: vote.org!

In this week's episode, Kate talks about how she doesn't know how much more pregnant she can get because she's already eating everything and bumping into everyone. Plus, it's Yom Kippur! The ladies also want to know about your pandemic dating lives so please indulge them soon. Are you registered to vote? One of the ways to make a difference is to vote. Get registered here: vote.org!

In this week's episode, CJM asks viewers to DM her about their quarantine dating stories. Plus, she's ready to set you up! Plus, Kate is getting bigger and bigger ... and eating everything in sight. Also, advice on birthday expectations, speaking Yiddish, and placenta previa. Are you registered to vote? One of the ways to make a difference is to vote. Get registered here: vote.org!

In this week's episode, we finally understand why Kate's butt is dying everything blue. Plus, we learn her fears about motherhood and why she needs to drink oat milk (hint: It's uncontrollable heartburn). Also, did you know there is such thing as baby sign language? The ladies also give advice on getting over heartbreak and standing up to your judgmental mother. Are you registered to vote? One of the ways to make a difference is to vote. Get registered here: vote.org!

In this week's episode, Kate gets a lot of love for her natural curls. Plus, Kim and the viewers nag Kate about taking her pregnancy classes ESPECIALLY baby CPR. The ladies also give advice on taking things slow with your "man-friend," pregnancy, and discuss how involved the baby will be on social media. Are you registered to vote? One of the ways to make a difference is to vote. Get registered here: vote.org!

In this week's episode, Kate teaches Kim a thing or two about screenshotting, offering tech support. Plus, weird pregnancy dreams, the perks of plastic surgery and what botox really does. Plus, should the ladies change their podcast name to something involving Kate's pregnancy? Like "Ask Mom and Spawn and Fetus?" With the rise of anti-semitic attacks on the Jewish community, it's best to be aware of how you can help. Go to the Anti-Defamation League (https://www.adl.org ) for more information.

In this week's episode, the ladies rebrand the podcast to "Ask Kate's Uterus!" Plus, they talk about trying to avoid pandemic burnout, their political preferences for the upcoming election, mood swings, pregnancy cravings, and more. Also, Kate wants to be drugged up during her birth — anyone know any drive-by epidurals? With the rise of anti-semitic attacks on the Jewish community, it's best to be aware of how you can help. Go to the Anti-Defamation League (https://www.adl.org ) for more information.

In this week's episode, Baby Smurf is still turning things blue and is also giving Kate acid reflux! Plus, CJM goes pantless once again. And there was actual advice given too. From how to fix a sexless relationship to why you should stop chasing after Uber drivers, the ladies have the advice you need. With the rise of anti-semitic attacks on the Jewish community, it's best to be aware of how you can help. Go to the Anti-Defamation League (https://www.adl.org ) for more information.

In this week's episode, Kate assures everyone that her "pregnancy glow" is really just a carefully placed ring light. The ladies also give advice on knowing when to get engaged, Zoom weddings, gathering during Covid (which you shouldn't tbh), and more. Plus, wear your fucking masks and maybe keep schools closed? With the rise of anti-semitic attacks on the Jewish community, it's best to be aware of how you can help. Go to the Anti-Defamation League (https://www.adl.org ) for more information.

In this week's episode, Kate and Kim are reunited once again — and the nagging is increasing. Plus, Kate's pregnancy hormones are putting her a *tad* on edge. Also, the ladies discuss how to stay sane during this time, hazmat suits with vaginal openings, swaddling, ghosting, and more. Also, we still have a part to play in the fight for racial equality: Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

In this week's episode, Kate and Kim get into a heated argument over Kate's pregnancy woes, as well as talk about how the COVID-19 pandemic is not a hoax so please, wear a fucking mask. Plus, "baby smurf" got a tour of Princeton and Florida is truly a flaming dumpster fire right now. Also, we still have a part to play in the fight for racial equality: Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

In this week's episode, Kim declares that it's a no pants Sunday! Plus, people keep asking Kate why she is sweating blue from her ass cheeks - pregnancy am I right? Plus, wear your masks or else CJM will find you. Also, we still have a part to play in the fight for racial equality: Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/