Garbled Twistory: A Us History Podcast Told Through Elections!

We're diving into the life and times of our fourth presidential candidate for the first US election: John Hancock... And it's a freakin' SAGA! My longest episode so far!

Today we're looking at our third candidate for the first election! Johnny Rutledge! All the Southern! Not much belle though...

We're talking about Johnny J! Our second candidate for the first ever election! He was an interesting feller if I don't say so myself!

It's finally here! The first episode of Season 1.5! Today we're taking a gander at our first presidential candidate for 1789, John Adams! What a guy! What a life!

Garbled Twistory's storytelling structure is getting an extreme home makeover! Prepare yourself for Garbled Twistory... Season 1.5! History! told through the presidential elections and their candidates! Yes, I'm looking at the losers too! It's gonna be a wild ride indeed!

1777 has ended! But LOOK! A VISITOR! THEY'RE HOLDING A BAGUETTE! I wonder what it is they want... Can they help the New England Patriots win the Super Bowl of their lives??

THE TIME HAS COME!!! 1777 MUST END! THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN JORGE WASHINGTON AND RICHIE HOWIE COMMENCES!!

We're talking about the Articles of Confederation and why it is the basically the stupidest document I've ever come across so far.

It is the first annual Quote Storm episode! On every 30th episode, we're gonna take a quick break from all this history teachin' and unleash a chronological storm of quotes from prior episodes! So enjoy this humorous interlude, as we will be right back in the thick of it next week!

Sarah holds her own Toga Party! Will she successfully pull it off without any hitches in her plans? It's a SIX... wait a minute... SEVEN BATTLE BONANZA!!

A HISTORY OF THE COUNTRY OF VERMONT!! Yes, it was a country... That actually happened... Deal with it.

American Incompetence is a most fatal disease... Like everybody knew what would happen and THEY LET IT HAPPEN!!!

The Grand Revolutionary three-legged race through every Wawa in New Jersey continues!!

It's the underdog story of the CENTURY! The Tea Sippers think they have this one in the bag until they get a FAT sucker punch! We brutally battle to the end of 1776!

We move back into the battle stations in this war for revolution!! The Location: Valcour Island!!

It's a fantastical tale of ESPIONAGE!!! Ah, yes! It's ya boy Nathan Hale here to help in THE CAUSE!!

So there was this fire that burned a third of New York City down and like drove everybody crazy... Yeah it's a doosey.

It seems that good ol' Jorge has finally gotten his freaking act together.

Large boats are kinda terrifying. Especially if you don't own anything remotely as large boat-wise.

I admire Washington not because he was the first president, nor because he had war smarts, nope. I admire him because he was somehow able to function with perhaps the most idiotic, clumsy military I have ever learned about so far.