Garbled Twistory: A Us History Podcast Told Through Elections!

AMERICA IS AN INDEPENDENT COLLECTION OF ARISTOCRATIC MEN WHO DON'T NEED NO TEAPOTS!

This was back in the day when hills still decided battles and there were battles because hills were desirable or something??

If you are at the dinner table tryin ta eat your food you better eat fast cuz it's time to talk Revolutuionary Politics!!!

All this passive aggression has everybody stressed out and like if people don't start calming down they will like... die and stuff...

It's kind of like the BP oil spill except deliberate and not oil.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION (and it like... did?)

Sometimes, when you really want like, fresh plentiful land and stuff... You need to like... Take an affadavit and a water gun with you?? Cuz yeah, you're not the only one bro.

The drama levels are like overflowing like this is crazier than an episode of General Hospital dude.

Today we talk about how to make a nice batch of au gratin potatoes!

Everyone is yelling about land and frankly, my colony is feeling pretty attacked right now.

English Boat people do boat stuff on boats and do land stuff on land and stuff!

An instructional lesson on how to properly cook a Hamburger Helper meal!

England does a production of Our Town... That goes dreadfully awry...

GET IT TOGETHER NO ONE'S LAZY IN LAZYTOWN!

Oh, you thought it was about time ya stopped eatin' Spanish food? Well I got some news for YOUUU!!

Today we do a deep psychoanalysis of my favorite episode of Everybody Hates Chris!

We discuss why people from Norway like Vinyard Vines so much.

We explore the plight of the Native Americans in this first episode of this first season!

An Introduction to the Garbled Twistory podcast, what it is going to contain, and a revealing of the first season's spectrum: American History.