Garbled Twistory: A Us History Podcast Told Through Elections!

We're getting the newest, biggest scoop on our old friend Mr. Playdough! Since he is an old friend of ours, this episode will be a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO at the 21:11 mark, alright? Become a Patron!

This next Prezzy Wezzy Potential for 1832 is a man who only wanted ONE THING. And then he never got it. And then he worked hard for other things. And he never got them. Whatever happened to being a doctor, John? Become a Patron!

This week we're looking at the first potential prezzy wezzy candidate for this truly fascinating 1832 election! As it turns out, he talks real good too. Become a Patron!

The final VP candidate for 1832 is perhaps the most terrifying to be reckoned with on the political stage right now. Why, because he wants to literally tear the country apart and he knows exactly how to do it. If you wanted a House of Cards story, you're in luck... This is a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO at the 12:15 mark! Become a Patron!

The second to last VP candidate for 1832 is yet another newcomer to this grand political stage. And once again, he seems pretty average... Well, except the Yu-Gi-Oh thing. Become a Patron!

Here we have another VP Candidate for the upcoming 1832 election. His story is a typical one! Except for maybe the canals thing? Yeah, I don't get the canals thing. Become a Patron!

The next 1832 VP Candidate we're looking at is doing it all for the money and nothing else. Anything for the money. Become a Patron!

In this episode of Garbled Twistory, we're getting back to the business of elections for 1832 and as usual, we start with a mostly unremarkable man who thinks he can be a good vice-principal for one reason and one reason only! Become a Patron!

In the final in-between-election episode of this series, we're checking in on the whole slavery situation because something crazy just happened in the Hamptons that's gonna change EVERYTHING about the enslavement discourse! Become a Patron!

For the second in-between-election episode of this series, I have a real treat! It's a super-duper collaboration special with the incomparable Moxie LaBouche! History is indeed being made. Be sure to check out Your Brain on Facts, the podcast about all the things you didn’t know, thought you knew, and never knew you never knew! Become a Patron!

For our first in-between-election episode of this series, a discovery is made downstairs! A discovery that most definitely escalates in an unexpected direction because it happened at the wrong place, and at the wrong time! Become a Patron!

Here we are! The US election of 1828! And I know I say this every time, but this really isn't one to miss. This is just some straight-up unprecedented stuff we're dealing with here. Become a Patron!

This episode, we're looking at the second and final candidate for the 1828 US Election. And yes, he is still an angry man. Since we have covered this ragamuffin before, this will be a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO at the 36:08 mark! Become a Patron!  

For our first Prezzy Wezzy Candle Date for the 1828 election, we're checking in on the dude who won last time and the many trials and tribulations he faced trying to run an entire country. And let me tell ya, there were A LOT. This is a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO beginning at the 28:05 mark! Become a Patron!

In this episode, we're checking in on the final Vice-Principal candidate for 1828... and he's not only looking to win again, he's looking to win with a vengeance! This is a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO at the 15:03 mark! Become a Patron!

The next candidate for the VP spot in this 1828 election hails from South Carolina... You know what that means? It means he's a greeeeedy son of a gun. Become a Patron!

Aaaaaaand we're back! We've got the 1828 election around the corner! So it's time to once again take a whole gander and a half at the contenders. Who are we starting with? Oh, this man looks like he's in a rush, and he's been here before too. So let's get a quick review and a brief UPDATE AT 6:40 in lieu of his next attempt to win the VP spot. Become a Patron!

In this final in-between-election episode for the year of 1827, it looks like some New York Black Intellectuals are ALREADY causing a stir, providing some revolutionary content for a deliberately ignored demographic! Become a Patron!

In 1826 a group of West Point Academy cadets staged an entire mutiny! Physically assaulting their mentors! Destroying school property! The cause? Learning that the eggnog at the Christmas Party wasn't going to have whiskey in it this year. Yes. This actually happened. This actually, actually happened. Become a Patron!

It's been a while hasn't it? Since the last time we did one of these in-between-election episodes? Well, let's start this off with a Bible, wait, I mean a pamphlet containing obscure free-form poetry based on the Bible. Wait... what? Become a Patron!