Maybe Nets Time

Another trade deadline passes and another Nets squad remains wholly intact. After all, who would want to change a 23-27 team?

Who’s had the better season: Prince or Harris? Temple or Levert? Allen or Jordan? We examine these matchups in agonizing detail.

Caris: is he a budding all-star or just a solid rotational piece? And Kyrie: will he continue as a 45 points per game monster or regress to a snarky PR nightmare? And other questions.

We break down the latest KD and Kyrie gossip, revel in the recent win against the Heat, then breakdown how to make the insane prices at Barclays a little less, well, insane.

Dark days in Nets nation. But who better to guide you through it than the sunny hosts of MNT?

We look back at our fondest Nets memories from the last decade, then turn to what the future may have in store.

This is the trade episode. We propose trades, you wonder to yourself, “My god, how did they come up with that?!” And then we explain how. It’s quite something.

Topics addressed include but are not limited to: KD’s profile in Forbes; Kyrie’s injury; RPMs of most Nets (and how bad DeAndre Jordan’s is); and, of course, Shumpert getting the boot.

Why, dearest listener, does Kenny insist on playing Pinson (and Musa) ahead of David Nwaba? Also, we react to the Kyrie vs. Boston beef, the recent string of Nets Ws, and a whole lot more.

We interview WFAN legend Steve Lichtenstein. He patiently responds to our battery of questions and, in the process, manages to create essential listening for anyone even casually interested in the Brooklyn Nets. And then Simon and William talk about some things, mostly the Nets, but also impeachment and Bud Lite Lime.

We begin with the “real” awards - MVP, MIP, 6th Man, etc - then move onto the “fun” awards - The Jeremy Lin Award (most likely to disappoint), The Quincy Acy Award (most likely to wash from the NBA), etc. It’s one hell of a good time. Rate us, review us, and, most importantly, send your questions to maybenetstime@gmail.com

After taking a brief jaunt to KD’s Korner, we go deep on which Nets players we’d want to draft in our fantasy league.

We talk about things like KD, Kyrie, preseason, etc etc etc, then delve deep into all things Hong Kong.

We get into the following things: KD’s Korner; Nets News; Press Conference Fallout; and then, after all that, we blow the whistle on unspeakable Nets sins.

We talk: Dinwiddie’s securitization of...himself; Sports Illustrated’s Top 100; and KD. Then we get to the good stuff: an homage to Ric Ocasek of the Cars.

We talk KD. Really a lot of KD. And then, like any Nets podcast, we conclude with a lengthy discussion of cheese.

It’s the nickname episode, and the agenda is…KD’s KORNER, Caris’s Extension, New Segment (on billionaires), Joe Harris on Team USA, and, obviously, NICKNAMES!

Somehow we’ve recorded 100 of these things. In honor of this momentous achievement, we’ve done an episode entirely devoted to centennial themes that are, if you squint, vaguely related to the Nets.

It’s our 99th episode, so naturally we discuss: KD’s injury; Marcus Smart’s defense of Kyrie; Deandre shooting 3s; xmas day snubbing; Vegas win totals; the Nets rotation; and predictions for next season.

The episode begins with a breakdown of recent offseason assessments (power rankings and “young core” rankings), then delve into the good stuff -- an old-fashioned hoedown. Spoiler alert: Kyrie Irving brings steak tartare.