Maybe Nets Time

We look at the latest Nets offseason moves, dive deep into some of Simon’s favorite Nets tweets, then get to some mailbag questions. This revamped logo, btw, is brought to you by @cgeobeck

We celebrate the 4th by, what else, talking about the Nets. We go deep. You’ll love it.

This is a strange feeling, with the Nets poised to (potentially) be contenders. We work through our feelings about the brand new Nets, breaking down what could be a glorious basketball future.

This is our pre-agency pod. What will a KD/Kyrie Nets look like? Was it worth it? And where will D-Lo go?

We have a special guest for our deep dive into this year’s draft. Plus, of course, a breakdown of the Crabbe for Kyrie trade….

We revisit drops from episodes past, then discuss - as always - stretch fours.

We discuss the lottery, Julius Randle, and some of the scariest mistakes that could be made this offseason.

In this episode we discuss which Nets should be on the team, and which Nets likely will be part of the team next season. Also, PUNK ROCK - we know a small amount about it, so we talk about that as well.

The Nets may be out, but we’ve still got two microphones and we’re going to use em, goddamnit. We discuss all things playoffs, plus a brief dip into what might be this historic offseason.

As Simon changes into his royal blue wedding tux, these two discuss the nitty gritty of the hottest round one playoff matchup in the East: Nets v. Sixers. Also discussed: Bud Light Lime, D-Lo’s EFG%, and, naturally, VORP.

The first half is our projections of whether the Nets will make the playoffs (up to about minute 25), followed by our reaction to the NETS MAKING THE PLAYOFFS!

With the revelations (or non-revelations) of the Mueller Report pouring in, we thought we’d discuss some Nets conspiracy theories. And also, of course, the playoffs (and the Nets perilous road to get there).

First we begin with some questions: Which Net do you miss more: Brook Lopez or Bojan Bogdanović? Who’s more important to the Nets future: Jarrett Allen or Caris Levert? Then, slowly but surely, we shift into Nets taboos - the things that can and, more importantly, cannot be said within Nets Nation.

Playoffs, the long-presumed reward for an unexpectedly good season, are no longer seeming like such a sure thing for the BK Nets. Nonetheless, we break down what the Nets would face were they to make the playoffs, plus delve into what players the Nets might pursue as free agents from the top teams in the East. Listen, rate, review, subscribe. Thanks!

Who will average more boards this season: Jarrett Allen or Ed Davis? Who will average more minutes: Jared Dudley or Rodions Kurucs? Will Allen Crabbe shoot over 40% from 3? Will the Nets make the playoffs? These and other bets are made on this episode, plus a breakdown of one of the most consequential weeks of the season for the Nets.

Dinwiddie is out but no need to fear: Theo Pinson is here. Also, how do so many Nets get injured? We delve deep into the dubious medical staff overseeing the staggering number of Nets injuries.

As Kenneth Faried says goodbye to Brooklyn, The Nets say hello to...a winning record!

We delve deep into the meteoric rise of Rodions Kurucs, Nets superstar. Also discussed, why Butler should be avoided at all costs AND which Nets will make an appearance at All Star Weekend.

We fantasize about the possibility of one day maybe, possibly, hopefully making Kristaps Porzingis a Net.

Should D-Lo stay or should he go? What do his 4th quarter benchings foretell? Could he possibly be on the trading block? Also, Kurucs is a legit All-Rookie candidate, so Crabbe should never start again, right?