Robin Banks & The Worst Of The Hi Fm Morning Show

Jonny has beef with Robin about their night out… Robin has exclusive, never before heard audio from the moon landing 50 years ago… Jonny's story about when he was a children's entertainer... the world record for sitting on the toilet… the new smart nappy… the new Cats trailer… Nerd News for your ears… bad news for New Zealand… were the moon landings faked?… some people call who don't believe we landed on the moon… Jonny has a traumatic story about moths… Robin and Jonny play Make Up or Made Up… where did the drug smuggler try to hide his drugs?… ways to de-stress… Calm Larry’s advice for dinner parties… Robin wants to know, do you smile at a funeral?… people call up to give their opinion on if you smile at a funeral… a woman was freaked out by chalk markings outside her house… what children want to be when they grow up... Calm Larry’s guide to getting into shape… Saba from Omran comes in to give Jonny beef about his first day… good news about a guy who sort of saved his mummy from a fire… how the chess grand

The Swiss air force had a bit of a disaster… Jonny witnessed a crime in the supermarket but was too scared to intervene… a guy phones because he is disappointed with Jonny… the new way to de stress… Calm Larry's tips for having a sense of humour… do you want to see an alien?… Jonny has beef with his mum, so calls her… Robin's secret to success… Jonny’s idea for how to send the show viral… Clarence and Desmond forget their names in Nerd News… someone phones up to comment on an epic radio fail… Robin's pitch test, can you hear it?… Jonny makes Robin wear his glasses and tells the embarrassing story of his first ever pair… Stranger Things chatter… Asma the Hala FM trainee comes in for a chat… a Mariah Carey gag… how to keep track of your child… Jonny has some ideas for a new viral trend… Quasi from Hala FM was getting loads of applause on a video and Robin and Jonny want to know why… Quasi tells the guys why he got lots of applause while giving a speech… the guys have more Nerd News… Jonny’s new hero… Calm Larry

Jonny got in trouble for dropping his flip flops on a policeman’s gun (yes you read that correctly)… Jonny’s Mumsie and Dad phone the show… a massive helium deposit has been found… Jonny needs some water… the persuasive word you can use… Jonny looks sick after his birthday… Robin's only 2 faults according to his wife… people who think they're helping but actually aren’t… children are getting Botox… a special guest is coming in and Robin phones him up… the glowing rings around Uranus!!!... how does Wimbledon keep pigeons away from the tennis courts… a guy representing Oman in Redbull Neymar Junior 5s football tournament in Brazil comes in for a chat… Jonny sends Robin a picture of a really bad statue that’s been unveiled… if you had one chance to ask out a co-worker who would it be??… Calm Larry’s guide to being a football manager… the unbelievable reason Jonny is so tired… Facebook offices sent poison... the secret to a good first date… the guys do theoir first outside broadcast… would you eat leftover food a

Tesla has made their first noise making car… Italy will host the Olympics in 2026… the Dalai Lama put his foot in it… Robin and Jonny went out to the Levatio Hotel… Jonny has rehashed an old backing track… the Song or Wrong game… the astronauts that spent 200 days in space… 1 in 3 women go on a date for this reason… the guys are surprised by the top 5 websites visited… Nerd News!!!!!… Instagram is spying on you… Taylor Swift's new cat… more chat about being spied on… 7 year old Avengers actress getting bullied… Jonny's Stat' Quiz… social media is toxic… top reasons to read a book… Twitter is flagging tweets from world leaders… Calm Larry has tips for overtaking slow people in the mall… Post Malone has paid tribute to Dolly Parton... a woman went to jail for asking her husband to do what??… how Baby Shark will help your child walk… the guys play Band or Canned… the new device for men to help them bond with their baby… more Nerd News… a town gets a crime fighting robot… the baby named "Google"... AND THAT SHOU

A man's dying wish to be buried with what?... the mystery sound… a caller about the mystery sound… Toy Story facts… why dogs pull sad puppy dog faces (awwwwww)… Jonny sees a phone advert on a Facebook page… new news about Avengers Endgame… is this thing wrong? people get in touch… Jonny wastes everybody’s time with some supposed talking seals… Robin lost his TV remote… Robin has to apologies to his neighbour… Robin has massive beef with a listener… Robin and Jonny have a race to do up their shoe laces… Jonny has a gag about cheese… Calm Larry’s guide to assembling flat pack furniture… Robin's discount story… a guy phones up to keep a 2 month promise to Jonny… Ralph Lauren has a new title… Nerd News… Robin challenges Tom Green from Merge Radio to a fight… the guys love everyone except ugly people… Calm Larry’s guide to meditation… do you talk to your car… shocking news about what women really want… What you see first in this image says something about your personality.... THAT'S IT BRETHREN!

The Stranger Things burger… how Robin named his daughter… the guy who is trying to watch Avengers Endgame more than anyone else!!… someone wants to know whether Calm Larry is on any adverts… the Pakistan Government and Snapchat… the guys discuss Rahim from Hala FM and his 7 month holiday!!… what will music be like in 10 years??… Katy Perry is waiting for her marriage… Robin and Jonny talk about time… did you eat anything weird as a child?... Calm Larry has tips for visiting auctions… Jonny's ONLY fan is leaving so the guys call her and Jonny begs her to stay… Shazza calls because she is angry at Robin… do you still sleep with a comfort object??… Bradley Cooper splits with his girl… a Scottish woman sets a new record… Jonny wants to give away his hair… Secret Government Alien Man calls… Robin's latest Nerd News… do you have a dating type?… Prince Harry fancied Jennifer Aniston years ago... the idiots who broke into a spy shop… how much plastic are we ingesting??... Gwyneth Paltrow news… the What Do You Throw O

Robin's big Nerd news… could you use a flip phone for a week??… Quasi from Hala will leave if Robin does… Gwyneth Paltrow’s marriage… the top 5 household rules… a story about one very lucky man… Robin and Jonny do an exclusive worst of bit, and then argue about it… some new Olympic event ideas from Banks and Borrows… do you fancy a trip to space?... who are happier, single or married people… Quasi from Hala tried to get a gig ticket for a random person… why a woman had her perfectly healthy dog cremated… Jonny’s terrible review of the Russell Peters show… scientists trying to find the limit of human endurance... Justin Bieber challenges Top Cruise to a fight… a guy robbed a bank armed with what?… Jonny’s quiz that is a blatant plug for Dolphin Village… Quasi from Hala gives the guys his one tip for doing a better show… U2's new tour... the new deodorant that makes you smell like what?... the Justin Bieber and Tom Cruise challenge chat continues… celebrity partnership quiz... Calm Larry has work stress advice…

A man gets the wrong package from an online order… the sound of a new pointless world record attempt… Jonny broke his toe… what massive celebrity has made his hip hop debut? (It’s not going to be who you think)… Robin was called by the owners of Merge… Facebook cracks down on misinformation... Jonny visited Sagar Polyclinic about his broken toe… Jonny has a go at ALL women… the old man who wanted to go to Rome, but ended up where?… Jonny’s new radio game… how long would it take you to watch everything on Netflix?… video game addiction is now a proper disorder… Robin phones back a guy who entered a competition on a different radio station!!!… air-con chatter... a new way of getting around town… the top 5 things you buy but never use… Moby apologizes to Natalie Portman... Jonny does an old Kim Kardashian gag… the Spice Girls' sound problems... what smell helped a kid wake up from a coma… what a school did to boost attendance… NASA is sending live animals into space... the new game to play while you sleep… Samee

What Robin believed as a child… what listeners believed as a child… Robin gives Jonny his Hi FM business cards… Jonny's storytime… Robin has a go at Jonny because he was really worried about him… Robin was spotted AGAIN while picking up his daughter… Jonny gets extremely angry… Amazon's new wearable device… rapper Ice-T nearly shot someone by accident... Jonny has beef with the CEO of the company!!!! WHAT!!???… Robin and Jonny went to the Park Inn and have a go at each other about their night… Jonny talks jibberish... the custody battle for a hedgehog… Jonny's AWESOME fashion tips… Jonny's rivetting story (not!!!) about buying a shower head… Jonny complains about how cold the studio is… Jonny misses a link because he has to find an toilet that is open… Are you rude to your smartspeaker… a Somali pirate is now an Uber driver... the British Queen has someone to break in her shoes… Jonny was recognized out and about… the new Downton Abbey movie... Robin smells Jonny’s wind… what has Kim Kardashian done for her n

Robin has been lying to school children... Lisa Kudrow can't watch Friends... Robin has never had a durian... Jonny and Robin argue about asking "how are you?"... why the Toyota MR2 was not sold in France... a caller about another rude product name... Whatsapp for people NOT into Game of Thrones... Robin put his daughter on the spot about Calm Larry... Jonny's amazing social media stat... Robin and Jonny chat about an award they were once nominated for... what does the Hi FM fridge sound like... Boring Mehrez calls and tells the guys what he thinks of the Hi FM Fridge... bad news for Britney Spears fans... a man made an engagement ring out of what???... a girl calls just to say everything is "good"... Jonny had a weird dream... the girl who wants to train a dragon... Robin's wife and daughter hate Calm Larry... has Jonny FINALLY watched the finale of Game of Thrones... Robin's farewell song parody to GOT... do you wash this body part??... Robin and Jonny chat about watching rubbish on Netflix... Chris Rock wa

Calm Larry is back to talk about Ramadan… Robin has a go at his wife for something lovely she did… Jonny held a sea cucumber and tickled a starfish… a new job for yacht lovers… Signs you have a perfect daughter… Jonny tries out the new Snapchat filter… Robin Sucks up to the boss… Jonny met a listener who had an important message… a joke stolen from Chris Fisher on Merge… Robin has a Game of Thrones Parody… Jonnys lame on this day bit and Jonny's riveting nap story…Robin's lovely heartwarming story… Man accused of being racist says he is not racist because of what... David Attenborough is looking for DJ's… Boring Mehrez calls about the Yes No Game… manners you child should know by the age of 9…the mistake with the new Australian 50 dollar note… Calm Larry has more advice for Ramadan… Jonny and Robin have an argument about the Iftar they went to… AND SOOO MUCH MORE!

Jonny forgets how to do radio... Jonny has a lullaby about his name... embarrassing fashion trends... the new Crocs viral video trend... dogs are great stress relievers y'know... what the new Lewis Capaldi song sounds like... a caller about the Lewis Capaldi bit... the fantastic Moth or Myth quiz... it was David Attenborough's birthday... should long movies have an intermission??... the cool new Samsung TV... a special birthday request on air... how much does Kim Kardashian make per Insta' post... Jonny needs business cards... the fate of the famous coffee cup from Game of Thrones... the guys hired a limo'... the new royal baby has a name!!!... stuff you lose around the house... Russell Peters is coming to Oman!!! AND THAT'S ABOUT IT, UNLESS I'VE MISSED SOMETHING BUT I DON'T CARE AS I WANT TO GO HOME NOW.

Robin and Jonny talk about Avengers Endgame... Jonny has the new Meduza song stuck in his head, and has an idea with it... doing what helps your brain stay young... Quasi from Hala FM was on TV!!... a computer made from pasta??... a parrot was arrested... what's the best way to wake up in the morning... a woman wakes up after 27 years in a coma... a listener comments on Calm Larry, and Calm Larry receives a letter!!!... there was man waiting for Quasi from Hala outside the studio... Quasi comes in to talk about the person who was waiting for him... Jonny has a creepy story... Jonny met a girl... guinea pigs without hair look like what... Jonny's did a very blatant plug... Robin has a question about Calm Larry, and Calm Larry receives another letter... Robin's gag about Melania Trump... what can make you happier... Avengers Endgame is causing chaos... a new type of plane... who is most likely to have no idea what they're talking about

Jonny has new morning routines since Robin was off... an Earth Day quiz, but first it needs to be printed!!! (????)... Salah calls and slags off Jonny... 71% of people say their morning commute is what??.. what is causing worse turbulance on flights... Jonny has beef with with a school girl... Jonny's story about Dik... the guys have a new feature, Calm Larry... can you tell if your partner is having an affair??... how an 82 year old woman made her neighbour's lives hell... how much "me time" we get... Robin and Jonny have Old Rocker Gags, and more Calm Larry... Kodak Black's Sat' Nav' got him in a whole load of trouble... Robin's crap Walking Dead gag... someone calls in for no reason at all... a newly proposed Scottish law... Robin does quality control and makes sure Chris Birks comes through for a listener... Beyonce has new stuff out... Calm Larry has advice for keeping cool... Jonny makes Robin sick with what he did with his milk... Cyber Security Tips... AND THERE'S NO MORE, JUST LISTEN TO THE DAMN T

News for you if you need to drink less coffee... Jonny loses it while trying to be very serious... Jonny has beef about the Redbull car park drift he went to... Jeff Bezos Amazon divorce... we spend nearly 2 hours a day like this... 5 sleeping tips... the guys talk "adulting" and what should be taught in schools... Jonny's deterent for pesky mosquitos... Jonny ruined Robin's gag... a girl calls about her car aerial... Harry and Meghan's Instagram account... David Attenborough is here!!!... a great kid comes in with an idea for the show... Robin is annoyed by people stealing his hot water... Netflix defends Our Planet show and David Attenborough's Life Tips... things you say that make people hate you... a caller wants to rename the show... are you better looking or worse looking than your partner??... do cats know their own name... Robin was dragged into an argument... AND THAT'S ABOUT IT... LUCKY YOUUUUUUUU. LATERZZZZ.

Jonny had race to find his car before his chicken defrosted (WHAT!!!?)... the guys debate the Avengers movies... Quasi from Hala gives Jonny a dishdasha... Quasi comments on Jonny’s dishdasha... Jonny loses it during Robin’s story about children vomiting... Jonny has to leave to record a celebrity... David Attenborough records a special message for Hi FM... Boring Mehrez calls with abuse… Jonny gives Robin a birthday card from his parents... are attractive people more or less likely to get a job than unattractive people?... Jonny has an hilarious pun... someone calls about Jonnys hilari-ASS pun... the latest politically incorrect term you must stop saying... Jonny had a terrifying dream about Michael McIntyre... is it okay for your boss to send you a message with “LOL” in it... Nicolas Cage annulled his marriage, but why?... Jonny has questions for Michael McIntyre when he comes… there’s a new toilet seat for checking your heart rate... Jonny wants to change his name on social media... the excuse a man used w

New boy Jonny is here and he has an apology already... JB takes his first caller... Robin wants to know do they have the season spring on other planets... Jonny gets confused by someone's ringtone (!!??)... Jonny makes a really cool song... the guys have an argument... the new guy has a present for RB... why did officials close a canyon in Iceland?... Jonny has another present for Robin... Jonny has a quiz... Shaun calls, and Robin does his Irish Accent... Jonny is on Bumble when he should be paying attention to the show... Jonny messes up the Michael McIntyre Read... where do we spend half of our lives??... Robin and Jonny do the Florida Man Challenge... Jonny can't cook... Robin and Jonny play 'Cookery or Mockery'... Jonny is tired because he didn't have a nap.... ARE YOU STILL READING THIS???

The man who never washes his hands... great news if you love Jenga... what did Kanye give Kim for Valentine's Day?!! is Peppa Pig causing problems in the US... woman gives birth and it's a LOT... Salim who works in a power station calls the guys... Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom and THE engagement ring... Peppa Pig again but this time they rushed the stage... how many towels do you own... news about Arianna Grande's Thank You, Next... guy accidentally bought his wife what because he misheard her... new slang terms you may not have heard of... the Motivational Monday feature... Nasser is back on the show... Doreen calls and says bye to George... bad news if you like toast... good news about Breaking Bad... why the ladies love a stinky man... Robin is going through the change...WELL, THAT'S THAT DONE FOR ANOTHER WEEK. PHEW.

How your fridge can help you get a date... the lawyer who caused an entire courtroom to be evacuated... Quasi from Hala is back from holiday... the kid who faked his own kidnapping... Robin's Valentine's Day 'surprise'... Quasi's thoughts on Robin's surprise... everyone else's thoughts on Robin's surprise... great tip for making eye contact when you get nervous... half of people on Tinder want what?!! A doctor calls for a chat... AI to warn you when your partner is in a bad mood... strange snack food combinations... a lady calls with her own strange snack food... the subconscious forces working to keep George in Oman... the new emojis coming soon... the guys reply to a What's App message... good news for people who write dodgy personal messages on Facebook... one handed chips... it's FREEZING here in Oman... Robin filled out George's reference for her new job...WOOHOO IT'S OVER FOR ANOTHER WEEK!!

A lady calls who doesn't want George to go... having what adds 7 hours of housework per week?? ... Boring Mehrez calls with podcast tips... George's replacement has beef with Chris Birks already... is the replacement actually taking the job...good grief this dude is already getting freebies... the ultimate embarrassing dad story...apparently it rained...the action movie scene question...Tea Paul calls the show... Arianne Grande's second tattoo fail...experience the Fyre Festival for real...good news for morning people...digital detox tips...the dude who is not happy about having been born so is suing his parents...what did the shop worker grab to fight off a robber...the guys chat about Ted Bundy...Boring Mehrez calls again...the guy who fell asleep and got millions of people watching...President Trump talks about the former CEO of Starbucks running for President in 2020...what kind of radio show has to get tips from listeners to improve ratings??!!