Happy Valley Speak Easy Podcast

We start with Mel Brooks "The Inquisition". (Spencer loves it). ... but it's a dry heat, 1880's list of what puts you in the insane asylum, All countries which have listened to the podcast - Greece, Brazil, Norway, Russia, Japan, Germany, China, Myanmar, France, Bangladesh, Spain, India, Australia, Iran, UK (thanks for listening internationally friends). News Bender, Condom glows in the dark when partner has STD..., condiments black markets rise in elementary schools thanks to Michelle Obama food rules, Toad liker locked up on trespass charge, Kimball compares a "good looking ape" to a High School associate Mike Gangemi. The Stain Joins us - We have a new Game - Kimball Facebook Quiz "Are you a Southerner or are you a Yankee?" - Kimball is 50% - 50%. Selfie Sticks banned at Disneyland. Guy Code.

We open with Jesus Jones, We are available on iTunes, Stitcher and the Website!!! Went through and looked at HVSE stats and locations of our listeners - We are international now!!! 2 Kia Stories, Jonah got sick at football camp, move to Wed is good for getting great news stories for us. Cute kitten videos make people happy... News bender, Hamilton off the $10 - Kimball votes Caitlynn - Spencer wants Harriet Tubman or Dolly Madison because he loves the little cakes. Evil eyes Osama Bin Ladin Doll, Spencer is drinking when Kimball starts with headline - "Village named Camp Kill Jews In a bid to appease the anti-Spanish Inquisition" original name "Jews Hill camp". We play it out with calliope music.

We start with Dexys Midnight Runners - Come on Eileen, then the story of the building collapse on the Irish Students. We are short Hyrum again. Jeremy's Knives. Spencer's been slaving away on a Synagogue. Miley Cyrus in the news again. Our new #1 fan - Jennifer Fletcher - is a binge listener. Florida - the gift that keeps on giving. Tomorrowland movie is dying hard, California GOP Majority leader passes California budget - accidentally, The feel good story of the weeks - Parentless teen finds family, 2 kids attacked by shark in South Carolina - Jaws joke gone bad, The passing of Christopher Lee, Kimball introduces us to Cards Against Humanity, Happy Valley Speak Easy - we've got standards.

The Return - Kimball's intro - a creepy omage to Bingo the Clowno (look it up on YouTube). Jeremy will not get involved in an intervention for family members. First time we tried to record blew chunks. The return of the famous karaoke. Kimball's late news stories. Tim Curry had a stroke in 2012, Kimball's new blast - Bart Simpson to die on Halloween Special this year. Warner Brothers is remaking Akira. Kimball destroys a Caitlyn Jenner Joke. Utah, Texas and San Diego County is the enemies in a training exercise. Jeremy blew his horn. HVSE origins, Piss Bob off game, Jeremy's take on Kardashians, Kimball's cars - rejects the Geo Metro, gets a Geo Prism. Spencer got a Suzuki Swift, Jeremy refuses to roll down windows while driving - Confessions of a teenage driver - breaks a leaf spring - breaks the power steering pump, HVSE sketch - Special Sauce, We play out with Dueling Banjos.

Short Episode this week. We start with Jolly Old Saint Nicholas by Chicago and the audio is super hot. Short episode - Hyrum has to work over night. We have to rusty trombone it tonight and we are graced by "The Stain". Bungled Baja, Terry Schivo the next Generation, Twitter and Facebook all uptight about "The Interview". Kimball's News Bender. Movie Money - Seth Rogan and James Franco films (yuck). Kimball and Spencer once shared a bed... unpleasant memories.

We start with Michael Land and the map theme from The Secret Monkey Island. No stain again. All 4 High Schools are in Salt Lake City for playoffs. Family is fun sucking vampires. Dad's new diet with Up Down diet vs. Atkins or.... screw the diet until after the holidays. Spencer is willing to loose a leg for See's Candy. Kimball kills the mood with a bad joke in stead of Spencer. Hyrum blows up 15 min. in. The best mastrubatory story ever. Kimball's Honey Boo Boo's update. Do NOT admit to reading the Daily Mail. Movie Money - Dance Films. Bungled Baja starts off with inside Mormon Jokes. Kimball's Geek Corner - programming printers. Every time Hyrum is stuck at the shop, Spencer gets a phone call from Hyrum. Finish up with Kim Kardashian is gross.

We open with Tone Loc 'Wild Thing", Hyrum has a correction - he's afraid that he might come off as just a little racist - other celebs that looks like monkeys. Hyrum is going to send more disturbing pics to Spencer. Kimball goes right into Honey Boo Boo - the creepy never ending saga of Mama June and Honey Boo Boo... Stories of dad destroying our fragile egos. Movie Money - Arnold Schwarzenegger. Spencer gets a double pumped double hand gesture from Hyrum. Up / Down diet. Kimball's News Bender, Bungled Baja. Video Game review - Good old Games - Mom's power vomit, Utahns come to the High School version of us for drugs, Dixie Center Queen contest.

Crappy recording beginning... Katy Perry to be performing in the Super Bowl. Kimball is rejected by Apple. Hyrum's iPhone. No one should be excited about celebrity phone nudes over the age of 30. Proof God is Dead - Tim Burton is directing a remake of Mary Poppins - God's alive MST3K is getting a comeback as a different show. "The Quest" - larping reality show. Hyrum sends the MOST DISTURBING pics via text just before bed. Spencer and dad exercise at the local rec. center for Spencer's entertainment. Kimball's news bender. Animal sex isn't evil, only illegal - in Denmark. Guy in the porta-potty next to Hyrum jerking hard. Bungled Baja!!!! Spencer would throw a spider on Kimball for $100... Movie Money - Buddy Cop movie. Kimball ran a haunted theater on the Dixie College campus. Spencer's HWY 91 apparition. Giving the kid brother the controller not plugged in.

We start with Chumbawumba - Mother sends pics of Hyrum looks exactly like Kimball's child. Hyrum hands out seamencicles or seacicles. Hyrum is a twat that tweeted today. Hyrum tweets a cleaver Ferguson joke. Hyrum reveals his last few tweets. Hyrum recalls a story about a friend on a date on acid. Kimball's "I knew he was gay!" story. Spencer kills the mood again... Spencer's Architect is in a very nasty divorce. Kimball's News Bender... Hyrum breaks down Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones. Movie Money - Movies about disease. Spencer is off tonight because our Father and Spencer's son explode at each other and the super uncomfortable dining moment. Hyrum knows Kia's teacher for her GED. Kia has chosen a new career and the boys guess. Massage Therapist.

Bad open - Spencer is George Castanza - unemployed, moved in with parents. Hyrum's hell - goes to Salt Lake City against his will for a visit to the Circus - Hyrum plays with PETA protesters at the Circus - Brother in law is terrified of Clowns. Kimball's Ambien story. Kimball has a cold... Kimball's news bender, Orrin Hatch is bad. Movie Money, scary movies aren't as scary anymore, Harmons sucks. Bungled Baja, Netflix threw in the towel, what animated series would you bring back. The stain shows up for the last 10 minutes, eating peanut butter. Spencer's daughter might be gay - she's not going to Thanksgiving, family reunions sucks.

Fat bastard screwed up Hyrum's open - Hyrum has stupid little kids who need to be taught how to play mind craft Jeremy likes it a lot, Hyrum meet THEE BRUCE CAMPBELL at Comicon in SLC and is denied a long slow French kiss with Bruce - meets a childhood friend Michael Collins, Hyrum introduces his idea "ComicsCon" - Carrot Top Roidrage, I-15 washed out due to too much rain, Jeremy tells a story... School is in lockdown, Hyrum's kids were in lockdown caused by Armed Robery with kidnapping in Saint George, UT, roundabouts suck - "For those of you not listening"... Kimball's unemployment is not doing well... - yet another pedophile joke, more Comicon adventures - talks to celebrities... - Ghostbusters is still amazing... - Jeremy danced at the halftime show of a Powder Puff game... Jeremy is questioning himself - Ray Rice video is more than disturbing - Movie Money Theme is Video Game Movies - Transformers 3 sucks - Kimball's News Bender - Bungled Baja - Chubs talking about food - Apple sucks even more... - Get

You're the best open - a Missouri Riot reference.– Kimball is fired from Skywest on a Monday first thing in the morning, (Welcome to unemployment buddy) So the search for work begins, The Stain gets his own podcast, NEW GAME!!! BUNGLED BAJA!!! - Jeremy's graduation planning committee, Football Picks, MOVIE MONEY!!!! - Joan Rivers Died, Full House is back, Singing the praises of Norm MacDonald and Adam Carrola, Dixie College tunnels, Hyrum needs a natural disaster for Dixie Downs, “The Peg and I”, Kimball's News Bender.. and we're out!!!

(This one is a little brutal with the audio - HardDrive problems) Intro - Hyrum and Jeremy mistake Queen's Under Pressure for Vanilla Ice and rolls into a too soon Robin Williams joke 30 seconds in... and the ultimate Mrs. Doubtfire joke (too soon, too soon). Jeremy has a crappy shirt (see the website). Summer sucks when working outside. Robin Williams death is personal for Spencer and Kimball, Loren Becall watched Mrs. Doubtfire too. Hyrum moved out and Spencer moved in to Mom and Dad's house. Kimball's news bender. Norm MacDonnal's super classy tribute to Robin Williams - the funniest man in the world. Kimball is "bic-ing" it.. shaved his head bald (as if he wasn't close enough already) "We're at a good point" when the computer crashes.... Kimball's 2 year old say "THANK YOU" in retard voice... Movie Money with Robin Williams... Finding Neverland is NOT a Tim Burton Film... Jeremy loves Caligula - the album vs. the movie - Child Protective Service Bad... Jonah plays the video games... Jeremy podded down...

Open with Oingo Boingo - The Walrus... Netflix Woes - just because it's a cartoon it's not necessarily for kids (i.e. Bob's Burgers) ties to The Villages in Florida and the Viagra Black Market... Hyrum's favorite twitter feeds #yesallwomen and #yesallmormonwomen. - stickers for not touching yourself on the calendar... Kimball confuses Spencer being accusation of rape with having sex with a teen gal in high school... Dixie Downs Elementary School changed to "THANK YOU"... Senior Stain thinks he's getting some... Kimball's News Bender - Hyrum's first full breast experience... Casey Casem's death, the mansion is already on the market (3 days after his death), Bayou Billy - the hardest game in the world (and Kimball can't stop bringing up ET on the Atari 2600), George Michael is gay (what?)... Video Game Review - Bible Adventures (1991) for the N.E.S. ... Jupiter Ascending predicted to be a bomb... No Movie Money, Worst Movie - The Quick and the Dead, DC Commics - The Green Arrow, The Green Lantern and Batman,

Kimball intros with a crappy Game of Thrones Remix on a SNES Keytar. Hyrum Goes to Phil Hendrie, The boys aren't getting any - Spencer's Daughter moved back in - she's scared, sleeping under Parent's bedroom, Kimball's creepy walk in on sex story, Alice from 'The Brady Bunch' Dies - Casey Kasem is next - we pay homage to Mr. Kasem, Gwenneth Paltro is retarded, atheists suck, Teacher bangs 'special student' - retard sex is funny, another celebrity non wedding West - Cardashian Wedding, Wedding receptions suck in Southern Utah, Facebook - too much F-ING facebook, L.A. is not a Hockey Town, Dumb and Dumber 2 trailer review, The Harry Potter themed party for 14 year olds, Harrison Ford Star Wars injury, Movie Money with Clint Eastwood, a few movie stories, World Cup talk - (who cares... really), enough of the Harry Potter jokes, Ronald Sterling and the Clippers.

Start with Bruce Campbell and Old Spice, The Shame Stick learns he's 'The Stain', Kimball has his total deuche move and Spencer is super passive aggressive, Hyrum embarrasses himself with a Philippina woman, Spencer has to start taking care of dad - Struggles against Kimball and Hyrum to tell the tale, Spencer swings into autoerotic asphyxiation - comic book character jizz, Bastardy brothers - Jeremy's obsession with Cat Woman (and him wearing her costume), Kimball shares story that no one cares, Movie Game - Jennifer Aniston, advise to Jeremy - give her the Bowler's Grip, Hyrum is going to Phil Hendrie Stand Up at the Improve in Hollywood, Jeremy lost his girlfriend - lack of effort, Phebe is creepy, Hyrum's thoughts - IT'S SOOOOOOO WRONG!!!!, Kimball goes into Dueche mode for a minute, Spencer has to listen to the podcast, Hyrum pushes dad's balls, the woes of the Drafters of Saint George, Jackass movie, Starbucks, Schagle Bagels, pretentious dueshy college kids, crappy eating at Dixie State and the Dixie S

Spencer opens with Dancing Queen by Wing, Hyrum is NOT amused, shocking numbers for Podcast #44, we almost double our listeners - WOW, didn't podcast last week because Hyrum had to work, shame stick's new nick name is "the Stain", school's out, Grad nights Such, Hyrum's Grad Night Hypnotist, Kimball watches 6-8 graders pedo style, Walmart makes you feel like a 10 when you are really a 6, Hyrum smacks the tard, Hyrum's girth keeps him out of fights, Hyrum has a Super Nintendo Video Game review - Home Improvement, Emo Phillips was married to Judy Tenuda, Celebrity Nude Reality Shows, Sorry about the break - we had a family obligation, we talk other reality shows, Kimball's retarded News Bender, Dance Studio teaches MMA, EPA worker watches 4 hrs of porn per day at work, it's Mr. T's birthday, Detroit is the #9 world's worst place to vacation, NYC cops arrest Alec Baldwin riding his bike, Ancient Egyptians play D and D with 20 sided dice, people pay waaaaayyyyyyy too much for private playing of bands, we wanna sc

Kimball opens us up with tree rings on a record player and Jeremy has a drawing as Mr. Potato Head with a GIANT Penis, Hyrum and Jeremy go to Vegas, some people are good looking on camera - but hideous in life, the awful Flintstones Movies, Movie Reboots, Hyrum loves documentaries and taking racism, John Milius, Norm McDonald and the Late Late Show - Craig Ferguson is leaving..., Fat Chicks, Movie Money w/ Michael Bay, Jeremy has the best voice crack Ever!!!, Jeremy looses student election... again, Spencer is dyslexic with hand-mandled, apparently one needs to please the school teachers and admin. to win elections, Kimball ends with his big salty balls.

Crappy Opening, Kimball takes the fam. to Harry Potter World, Spencer's daughter is off the deep end - trouble in Las Vegas, Andy Worhol Sucks, The Buffalo Jills, Joan Rivers needs help, Yellow Crusted Jizz Sock, Aids is afraid of catching Hyrum, Jeremy is a whiny bitch... again, Jonhy Depp lost the Disney Magic, The Movie Budget Game and retard pillow talk.

Larry Bagby the 3rd starts us off, Bankruptcy Trustee is a Dueche, Creepy Stories told by Children, We are a Professional Podcast, Oregon Land Slides, California Senator Yee arrested for selling illegal weapons, Gwyneth Paltro is on the market, never over share - TMI, Time for Movie Money and current films.