Happy Valley Speak Easy Podcast

Sorry about the very beginning audio. Blame Hyrum - Ep. 42 - Open with, 'Let Me Amell Your...', Kimball attends Caucus meeting, the grooming of Jeremy continues, Hyrum moved out of the house - Dad's new diet . Top 50 Actor's List - Movie Money w/ Danny DeVito - Jeremy has a kinda sorta girlfriend, Jeremy tries to make his Grandpa change the tire, Lady Hawk - Jeremy gets asked to prom by a dude, Last bottle of home made root beer, car problem - like father - like son, Jeremy can't close the deal.

Kimball opens with "The Bartman" wrap because he was listening to a 90's radio station, the Obama's separate vacations (vamp), Spencer is on jury duty and not serving, Local Judge Schumate tales, Spencer's second perfect comedic timing, Kimball watches REALLY BAD T.V., Radio Shack and Staples are closing stores, Shamer is gone due to homework negligence, Bobcat Goldthwaite is chunky which leads us to the inevitable Police Academy movies, News Suite, Movie Money w/ Harold Ramis, Pioneer Shopper magic, we talk local radio - Mike McGary, Devin Dixen and Brian Hyde, Dr. Demento, the obscure Dennis Day reference, Hyrum gets schooled by the retard couple, we talk Tom Jones, working the America Concert and Oakridge Boys Concert, Hyrum ends in a series of really bad jokes with Tijuana Taxi.

We start off of with IceJJFish - can't decide if he's a retard or not, Blackface is BIG in Germany, Kimball's news stories - Ambassador Shirley Temple died, Spencer's Platitudes, Kimball's kids have no chance at being straight - and Jessica is a Hoovarian, Hyrum's adventure in Mexico, Kimball the Anglophile, Vicky's anatomy class, Barbara Walters uses adult toys, Movie Money (Victoria doesn't help) w/ Tom Cruise, we talk a little Top Gun, Political Quote Game.

A verbal fist fight over the opening song... Jeremy has a Justin Bieber haircut, finally start with Santana, we make Phillip Seymour Hoffman jokes, too soon jokes, Sharknato 2 is a go, "Special" guest Victoria joins us, Selfies are horrible, Victoria is taking an anatomy class, Kimball friends retarded, It's the Doorbell Milker!!!, the rules of Anatomy, Shamer got stood up on a man date with Braxton, Hyrum's balls are totally busted with Ambian, the no "Lover" rule, Hyrum and Vicky's song is Hash Pipe by Weizer, Kimball was there for Leopard (Def), Kimball's, Shame stick's new theme song from Wham, Disneyland is not on the agenda, Glowing Condom Starwars Joke..., Shame gets manhandled by the coach of his H.S. B-ball team, Kimball the overprotective parent, Hyrum's Politics game, Hyrum's son maul's Hyrum after crawling into bed, Shame - explain yourself - Spencer's wood story.

The theme song changed from an abomination - We pick a better song for the final scene in Farris Bueler's Day off, Hyrum schmear's himself, YouTube keeps screwing us, new Journey front man, gay Philippine in Saudi Arabia, Porn Story, Jonah's being picked on and a solution is made, tarpaper house, sex with partner filled with Ambian, we talk about Walt Disney World vs. Disneyland, Shame Stick is on a Man Date with Braxton, Jeremy put diesel in the Santa Fe, Jeremy has a crappy voicemail message, Whale Wars and Hoarders, New Bites, we introduce the new disease of Peanut Cheese, Hyrum's Sitcom, We talk Van Halen and other music, No Politic Quiz today, really bad Karaoke.

We already regret our choice of theme song (second week in a row), Kimball brings up subject without preparation, saggy old man balls, new sex position "The Carl Malone", Jeremy walked in on his Parents and imitates sounds, our favorite conspiracy theories - Jeremy's is the Lunar Landing, we talk The Beatles, can't fire a gun in potato salad or clam chowder, "old Yeller", humping to the oldies, another Ambian moment, Vicky goes cold turkey off of pain killers, construction takes a header off a building to make flan - OHSA takes their time investigating, Jeremy like's them shaplely.

We have a Happy Valley Speak Easy official Theme Song - and Spencer flubs the announcement (really?), we talk Taco Bell and their "meat", Missions suck..., Fiat takes over Dodge, The Muppets, Steven Segal, Shame stick has problems with this shame stick (microphone), bus humping, politics game, Christmas at the in-laws is weird, Hyrum's twisted Beatles relationship, Drunk Country Converts, I-15 Los Angeles to Las Vegas and back - the wall of cars, missing comedy tours, News bender, Las Vegas, Utah, Texas or Nevada, Denton, TX, defriend your family on FB when coming out of the closet, Hyrum loves to suck on sausages, Going to Las Vegas shows - NOT CARROT TOP!!!, Kathy Lee Gifford fail.

(Christmas Episode) Spencer screws up the open - changes to Happy Birthday Jesus by Mike Douglas, Kimball finds the worst Karaoke ever, sharing Amish friendship bread for Christmas, Justin Bieber retires - NOT, a slightly haunted house for sale, the frozen pole story, a reboot Gillian's island, the next Terri Schivo story, Politics Game, I'll show you mine - you show me yours game, Movie Trivia and theater commercials sucks, The problem with Back to the Future III, Cabbage Patch kid at Kimball's daycare, Delta has problems, Superbad is a line of F-bombs, Phil Robertson (Duck Dynasty) is a huge story, bad local radio and Spencer has brain farts, Kimball Duches with a tuba version of Super Mario Brothers, Kimball brings up One Direction, Lip syncers, Kimball imagines Hillary Clinton's orgasm, uncomfortable sex talk at work, we end with the News Benders.

We open with Blade, Kimball is forbidden from playing Christmas parodies, Rebecca Black has a new single - Saturday, can't careless about Neilson Mandela dying, Obama selfie and fake sign language interpreter, it's BUTT FREEZING COLD!!!, ice and snow wreak havoc in Southern Utah, Kimball is plagued with mic problems, Kimball's car slides an icy driveway while parked, shame stick gets rear ended, porn star goes Hitler nuts, we revive Terri Schivo and Christopher Reeves, we talk Johny Cash, Spencer can't afford Christmas, we talk Christmas presents for our wives, Hyrum erupts over Adam Sandburg, New Bender, can't do 50's references, Kimball loves spray cheese, Stuffed Camel recipe, how Hyrum makes Clam Chowder, Anchorman media blitz means it will suck, we go over The Hangover, Final Scene Christmas Story, Jeremy thinks he has an opinion, Spencer hates carolers, Hyrum loves Christmas, Kimball hates ladders, Kimball closes with something that sucks.

Kimball opens with Christmas Parody, dry hump your way to the temple, it's only in the teens with nut numbing cold, just had Thanks Giving - the free spirit hippies were well behaved - it was quite tame, Kimball's news bender, Spencer wants to die via arsenic poisoning from 400 burgers, Al-Jizzeria porno, Brady - our one fan, Sesame Street Character's psychological disorders, Sobserbation - making sausage, Kimball gets the Albino Rhino buried to the axles, Kimball is on a soft food/liquid diet, Kimball the walking scar, Friends, Parodies of 'What did the Fox say', Mesquite is a weird place, the Bald Brothers, Hyrum wrote in Patrick Swayze as President - Crow T. Robot for V.P., GOP shoving Christy up our sphincter (it's a tight fit) - reminds Hyrum of Fatty Arbuckle (the Tom Hanks of the Silent Film era), keep it relavent with Buster Keaton, who's gay, Hyrum hates Andrew Lloyd Webber, Testaclise of Balls, what patron saint would we be, Kimball has weird kids - Jessica has 4 Harry Potter wands, Christopher Colu

Spencer opens us up with the Beatles, Shame Stick is back - why?, pedophile joke in the first 2 min., a little Frankie Boyle, Jeremy quit his job - for a retarded reason, Jeremy gets unasked to Sadie's Hawkins dance, Karaoke is only fun when drunk, Taxi and Cosby Show don't have lasting power, Jeremy rides a wave like a Canoe, rice and flour, Al-Jizz-eera - Arabic Porn, Jeremy got a 'kiss' or two, batting average, Attorney General John Swallow resigns, Lobster tail jokes, no national roll out for McRib - McDonalds 'healthy' menu, Spam, Ribwich beaten to death, and batting average is a half hour late, Hyrum should never be a bishop, Spencer is confrontational, Hyrum's trip from hell - Antiquing with 80's Star Wars Toys, Kimball's mad about loosing the Apple IIe, South Park, Jeremy brings up Family matters, Kimball lies about fantasizing about cartoons, Jeremy can't name a character - treasure hunt, Clam Chowder, Jeremy doesn't have a new job.

Hyrum starts with 'It's a Sunshine Day', Shame stick asks to quit his job so he can date a girl a day before she goes on a mission, No Motor Boating sign, Saint George PD and Space Jamb, Our audio clip 'Special Sauce' has been downloaded over 400 times we play 'Special Sauce' for you, Jeremy makes deal with Grandpa and doesn't do the work - Kind of, Jeremy wanted to do a college weekend in Ephram better known as BFE, An Idiot Abroad and Carl Pilkington, Halloween and a flaming pumpkin, Dentists scare Spencer and Kimball, Jeremy cut wood - but dumb, Mom walks in and disrupts, Autoerotic affixation, Beiber and Salina Gomez, Monica Lewinski, Hyrum's theory of George Lucas is a racist, Hyrum's bad sayings, Hyrum loves Whale Wars.

We start with Avril Lavine Skaker Boi then Kimball brings in 'What does the Fox Say', John Kerry looks like a Zombie, Hyrum's Buffalo Story, Kimball horrors of running the theater, Sad eyes Chinese Kick Boxing, Tard cards, Kimball wants to award the Special Olympians by feeding them Kibble's n' Bits, Hyrum likes the wrastles..., what makes the scary corn maze scarier - a dozen retards touching people's hair, Star Wars - Admiral Akbar cereal, Vasectomy Story, Anchorman 2 - over hyped, Bad Grandpa, USA Up All Night - Caged Fury, Hyrum's vasectomy - nurse walks in - Liam kicks and steps on vasectomy balls, Kimball plays bad 80's.

We open with Sesame Street, Spencer's Night Jazz Radio - i.e. REALLY BAD COLD, Hyrum's rant on bad music and TV before VHS, Golden Age of Cartoons - Animaniacs, Gummy Bears, - Total Drama Island SUCKS, Jeremy finally shows up after not getting any for weeks, Jeremy in the Panther mascot costume, Jeremy's Homecoming, Spencer makes a relevant reference, Spencer's Ross Mitchel's Coast to Cost AM open, Chumbawumba (nasty), Spencer's Polygamist encounter at Walmart, Bring out your tard day - "like an off switch", they bring back Ironside, CBS Sherlock Sucks, Government shut down, Politics with Jeremy - kind of..., Youtube destroys yet one more joke, Jeremy's new job on the show - "Pop Culture Analyst", Spencer should never do facebook while on meds, Jeremy gets a job at J.C. Penny's, 2 Jessica's talking - show me your wand, the wienie practical joke, Football, Shamestick with a stick, shit movies are out, The Hobbit 2 - the Desolation of Smog, Mom and Dad's musical choice for traveling, Pop Culture - What Does th

Kimball pisses off everyone right away with Enter Sandman, Kimball's acrophobia at the barn, Hyrum's harrowing family reunion (while Vicky is still in the middle of chemo) Red Iguana reduex - Must Listen, Special Children - Vitamin Water Bottle, Ellena Kagen, Spencer got 15 yards (after a few weeks of nothing), Tom Delay, Jeremy is missing... again, Football scores, Football Pics, Hyrum pulls out Al Jolson's Mammy in black face, Spencer's ex-wife was bat-shit insane, Hyrum's friends, the Willard Family campout with mom's co-worker and dogs, we go over podcast download numbers, Kimball gives himself points, Mom joins us for a piece of nostalgia (for some reason she almost always makes on the podcast... hmmm), Kimball's preferred breast size, podcast info - www.happyvalleyspeakeasy.com, email podpeople@happyvalleyspeakeasy.com - facebook happy valley speak easy.

We open with the original theme from Dr. No (James Bond), new rule - free to open pressurized soda bottles, Hyrum's adventures with ComicCon the gay bar the restaurant The Red Iguana, Kimball's news bender - starts with uber geek news Viking1 is leaving the solar system, Kimball never look at our podcast download numbers, Obama is Putin's Bitch, Jeremy missing again - trying for the attentions of the fairer sex at his school, Spencer's Foster daughter is moving out, Pual McCartney jokes, farmersonly.com. - connecting farmers with farmers (hmm... not normal), Kimball starts taking AIDS with 4 pornstars confirmed with disease, Mama June and Honey BoBo - again, Marching through creepy town, everyone asks themselves at one time, "Am I gay", The perfect Jimmy Kimmel hoax, Saint George Magazine and Dixie Nutrition, God hates Hurricane, NFL Pics Kimball pics the Chargers because he's heard of the team before - goes through various football game themes, Kimball is going to commentate one call next week, Ted Williams

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Rolly Polly - daddy's little fatty... Jeremy is at a rival HS girls soccer game trying to "get some", Jeremy's gay shirt - a 'swag fag', Miley Cyrus - No one cares, Jeremy got scoped and we are not talking colonoscopy, Jessica's friend just might... MIGHT be gay, One Direction poster, George Noory vs. Art Bell, Tim Conway Jr. on KFI, Ben Afleck - Batman - what could possibly go wrong? - Ben Afleck will be the Val Kelmer of Batman, What's up with NASA?, Snow Mexicans? how Eskimo's started, Russia bands Gays, Planes sucked (cars in the air) - No movies out there, arguing George Lucas - Kimball says he didn't direct Star Wars, Spencer's gay Don Johnson's Miami Vice get up, Nothing in the news except Syria, Lay's Chicken and Waffles - Pepsi flavored Cheetos, Spencer stutters like a lighting strike victim, Obama "fixed" healthcare, Batman reduex, Kajagoogoo, Caddyshack gopher scene, Kimball doesn't know the difference between hours and minutes, Hyrum's ceramic's class, raege is mediocre, Mutant League Football, Sp

Different open - We have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST - Alyssa McDermit - aka the Church Chick, New bender, Phebe joins us, Church chick is too hard to really go over... (failed), Hostes, The Zimmerman Trial, Jackson 5 and Timmy, Kimball the hard ass parent, Andy Dick - drunk pervert, we end with Song of the South.

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