Tearing My Art Apart

This week, we investigate a haunting, twist our tongues, tell a Godzilla-sized loved story, and invoke The Jingle Masters themselves.

This week, we get all up in Spyro's business, celebrate Christmas (and the like), discuss the robotic nature of a coworker, and tune our guitars.

This week, we deliver to you sweet mouth sounds, get sad with some aliens, invite the members of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and invent the future of earwear.

This week, we nail the intro, predict some reggae, purchase some premium DLC, and light it up.

This week, we smash the mouth, listen in awe to the VERY FIRST SONG I EVER RECORDED, then the very last song I recorded on the list, and we get gooey and tunesy.

This week, we have our after-dark special, swap roles, make the salty spiritual successor to Alvin and the Chipmunks, and finish in the classroom.

This week, we date ourselves by talking about E3, invite the Shatner to the shop for some dramatic reading, talk about the dangers of reverb usage, and actually rate something out of 10.

This week, we welcome David, love some snow, get a little wholesome, and we once again please the butter gods.

This week, we roast a really good band, demolish our entire Scottish fan base, get our humble brag on, and get #swanky.

This week, I think I got haunted for real because I've had the hardest time with this episode in EVERY WAY POSSIBLE. We had technical difficulties and got spooked good on this one.

This week, we skip the niceties, jump straight to the punchline, visit Youell at the Oyster House, and lose our gears.

This week, we butter your biscuits and everything else, make characters you don't hear about because they were edited out oops, sample a puppy, and tell veiny stories.

This week, we discuss the meat on the back, pick a top tier stinker, visit Heavy Hogan, and we have the collab of the century.

This week, we have a repeat, head out to the lobby, we viiiibe, and we revive.

This week, we discuss the sensational internet cyborg superstar Robo Johnson, do some time traveling, get a bit spoooooky, and get REALLY INTIMATE with the microphone.

All aboard! This week, we get the original taste, cross a mental minefield, panic, and go into overtime.

THIS WEEK I JUST HAD A LOT OF CAFFEINE AND THE DESCRIPTION OF THIS EPISODE ELUDES ME AT THE MOMENT OKAY. We definitely talk about a cat that works as a veterinarian by day, and a hard boiled detective by night, though.

This week, we apologize, talk at length about the storied career of Rob Schneider, lose a little composure, and travel to the future...

This week, we make segments, get a little grumpy, get REAL saucy, and begin to warp the very foundations of the podcast.

This week, we potato, we bionicle, we faaaade, and we bird.