Tearing My Art Apart

This week, we get loud, surf with the coolest sea creatures, go superspeed, and wake up on the couch.

This week, we usher in 2019, ring an old bell, discuss water sources, and open up about some fan fiction.

This week, we live a ghastly tale, have the obligatory compilation, visit some birds, and visit the church.   We also say thank you. This has been one heck of a year. Hopefully you get something beautiful out of this absolutely nonsense episode lol

This week, we talk dirty Disney, serve up some tasty jokes from the bakery, reveal Neil Peart's deepest secret, and visit a pineapple under the sea.

This week, we push our limit, have another montage, play the podcast defining song, and make the spiritual sequel to Osmosis Jones.

This week, we build a tower, almost kill the vibe, have our first live performance, and learn a new word.

This week, we plug our totally real Patreon account, SHRED, form a barbershop quartet (duo?), and watch as water regains its sentience.

This week, a challenge is issued, we fail repeatedly, we say hello, and we have a legendary freestyling guest appearance...

This week, we sample the devil's nectar, gush about dogs, challenge Hugh Jackman to a duel, and get completely covered.

This week, we initiate another speedround, waste time we don't have, melt into a minute of meditation, and I SWEAR THAT'S ALL I COULD COME UP WITH AT THE END.

This week, we gargle rocks, become the coolest kids in 2004, crave really funky food, and have some autotune sample fun.

This week, we H2Overdose, clip and drip, blast some beats, and close on a song about cats. Song credits: The Algorithm - Brute Force Dimmu Borgir - Master of Disharmony Shining - FFF

This week, we get spicy with a super special guest, summon Tim Allen from his deathly throne, take a real commercial break, whoop some grandmas, and fail repeatedly! HUGE thanks to Zink for making this episode great! Please, everyone, go check out his hilarious shows on the Dogcast Network: https://dogcastnetwork.com/ Also, credit for this brilliant otamatone cover of Take On Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OQtrmhpIXU  

This week, we become unstable, listen to a cultist's anthem, seek and destroy the ant invasion, and turn into the Golden Girls.

This week, we travel to the meat zone, let it go (tonight), recall our young dumb tastes in music, and deconstruct an impossibly bad drum part.

This week, WE'RE ON THE CLOCK, we steal bass lines, receive a stealth attack in our left ears, and call up child protective services to talk about our fruit.

This week, the special becomes the ordinary, a ghastly ghost tale unfolds, the Cold Queen invites herself, and we have our first good outro.

This week, we invite our first musical celebrity, make him speechless, go all around the world, and cut out a REALLY BORING SONG.

This week, we have a speedround spooktacular episode, write the musical woes of a Comcast employee, nitpick the quality of a Garageband ride bell sample, and reimagine Oscar the Grouch for the cool kid crowd.   "The one that hurts is the one that's right" - Logan Freund

This week, we accidentally pick a really bad one, introduce the first actual new recurring segment, get chased by floppy rag doll tigers, and give a fresh and snappy outro.   I got the sweet marketplace sound effect from https://swordcoastsoundscapes.bandcamp.com/track/small-marketplace