Pauly Shore's Random Rants

I'm scared, really scared. But then again... fuck it. What happens, happens. Regardless, you guys are my fans and I am your Wiez!

Everyone's staring at me. Not cool, dood! I'm just trying to rant to my fans. I need a margarita.

You definitely have to hear this one. The stuff that's in my head is quite bizarre.

It was so much easier before the internet. Now, our brains are mush. Not cool, doodz!

I'm alive. I can walk and breathe. Doing better than most. Gotta get out to the people because that's my happy place.

It's like the "Thrilla in Manila". Her versus him. What's gonna happen? Who's gonna win? Hillary don't diss the fly over states!!!

I'm the average Joe, just hanging out with my sweet babe Allie Boo Boo. We're just doing our thing.

I'm all confused and I don't know what to do. Everyone's going cray cray!

I got rants in my pants and I gotta get 'em to your ear lobes, brozz! Welcome. This is from me to you. Let's do this!