Hell If We Know

The audio for this is pretty jank, all because our friend Chris forgot to where headphones again, and twenty minutes of bonus content is absolutely not worth the inordinate amount of time it would've taken for me to fix the damage.If you hate the sound of Jonathan's voice echoing against Chris' walls at varying intervals as much as I do, be sure to send Chris an endless stream of extremely harsh and disturbingly specific hate mail so he never makes this mistake again.That said, thanks for listening, and we hope you enjoy it!I'm Producer Charles, and I approve this message.

This ep description has been formally dedicated solely to the Great Lost Ep of 2018This spot should've been yours, GLEo18.Chris and I will always remember you fondly. Probably more fondly than we should, tbh- leaving us to idolize and fetishize the shadow of you with a sort of rosy retrospection that fails to honor the reality of what you could have been, and haunts us to our graves.Oh well!

Here's some more Before Christ.I mean Bonus Content.But it still kinda works either way, if you only half think about it.#MuscleEncrusted

Remember last time when we announced we'd start keeping episodes under 45min?Haha. Whoops.I promise this one's worth it though!Jonathan's Blog (mentioned in the ep):https://carryingacatbyitstail.wordpress.com/---Twitter:https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnowInstagram:https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnow...Email:HellifWeKnowPodcast@gmail.com---As always, thanks for listening!

Sup gang. Here's some o' that classic fantastic bombastic Bonus Content you've been hearing so much about.Things to expect for our first BC Ep:-minimal to no theological observations/lessons-minimal to no editing/production value-Chris whining about a German lady who doesn't like him, for no less than fifteen minutes-just us two boiz chattin around and livin the lifeThanks for listening!

This episode could've been titled "Max Keeble's Big Move," because we make some big moves in it, and one of our friends looked like the bully in "Max Keeble's Big Move" when he was younger.Also, we'll be collecting donations for the Anova Center for Education for just one more week, so please send em now if you're gonna! We'll also keep up our pledge to donate an additional $10 out of pocket for each podcast review on iTunes during that time, so make sure to rate us when you get a second. You can do it right were you are without even closing this app, and it only takes a second!---Twitter:https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnowInstagram:https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnow...Email:HellifWeKnowPodcast@gmail.com---As always, thanks for listening!

Here's another episode where we definitely didn't know what we were talking about at all, but it's a good one!---Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnowInstagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/?ref=br_rsEmail- hellifweknowpodcast@gmail.comThanks for listening!

I tried something new in this episode by using a non-canonical source as a topic.Chris tried something new in this episode by not using his headphones, which isn't actually new, because he did that in the first episode too and it sucked then too. If you notice the audio quality is slightly more butt than usual this episode, make sure to shame him for that next time you see him.Also, don't forget to help us raise money to rebuild Anova!---Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnowInstagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/?ref=br_rsEmail- hellifweknowpodcast@gmail.comThanks for listening!

Get ready for your new favorite holiday tradition!---Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnowInstagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/?ref=br_rsEmail- hellifweknowpodcast@gmail.comThanks for listening!

We finally accomplished every podcaster's dream. We now have two episodes with "farts" in the title.---Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnowInstagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/?ref=br_rsEmail- hellifweknowpodcast@gmail.comThanks for listening!

Since this is our eleventh episode, I'd like to dedicate this to all you lovers out there who are celebrating your eleventh anniversary! We all know that the twentieth anniversary is silver, and the tenth is probably bronze or something I guess, but henceforth the eleventh will be the anniversary where you listen to this podcast! So congratulations you two; we're all so proud of you for making it this far! God knows I've never been in a relationship for eleven years. Not even one year... But that's okay; I'm not complaining.No. No really, I'm happy for you. It's just-No no no, I'm fine.Totally.Yeah I swear. It was just a joke.Yeah I swear.Yeah.No, don't worry about it.Yeah.Are we cool?We're cool.---Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnowInstagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/?ref=br_rsEmail- hellifweknowpodcast@gmail.comThanks for listening!

Today is November 6th, 2017- the day we upload our first Halloween episode. So yeah, this is the precedent we're setting in terms of punctuality and relevance. Hope you're all cool with that.---Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnowInstagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/?ref=br_rsEmail- hellifweknowpodcast@gmail.comThanks for listening!

This week, on Hell If We Know:When one man-*Inception noise*loses everything he has-*Inception noise*for no reason at all-*Inception noise*only Jonathan Freeman-*Inception noise*and Chris Auber-*Inception noise*can pretend to know what they're talking about to try to make any sense of it all.---Contact us at:Twitter: twitter.com/hellifweknowInstagram: instagram.com/hellifweknowFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/?ref=br_rsEmail: hellifweknowpodcast@gmail.com---Mentioned in this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l9Ia699flU

Before you ask- yes; we do release our official stance on narwhals in this episode of the podcast. You can all stop asking and finally rest easy now.Other things you may catch while listening to this episode include:-a time lapse of Chris talking to himself while I use the restroom-the two of us starting to seem like we might be literate-the two of us stopping to seem like we might be literate-and our first ever advertisement (sort of)Things you will not catch while listening to this episode include:-close to ten minutes of us laughing at our own jokes, which I cut out of the final audio for time's sake-a disease (hopefully)---Let us know what you think (in general) at:Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/hellifweknow/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/Email: hellifweknowpodcast@gmail.com

This week we've got a quickie episode for you with two guests, Emily Mikhail and Meredith Check. Together, we talk about the roots of the Hulu show, The Handmaid's Tale, and whether it's predicting a dystopian society that may soon come to fruition!---Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnowInstagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/?ref=br_rsEmail- hellifweknowpodcast@gmail.comThanks for listening!

Welcome, dear listener, to HiWK, the only podcast on the market that would immediately follow an episode titled "Hierarchy of Human Value" with an episode titled "Banana Talk."A podcast that deals with biased perceptions of racial stereotypes outside the mainstream, the challenging and misconstrued utilization of the concept of "other," and also dookie.A podcast my mom once described (half-affectionately) as, "...irreverent."Hope you like it!---Twitter: https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnowInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnow...Email: HellifWeKnowPodcast@gmail.comAs always, thanks for listening!

This week we have a fantastic guest with us who will help us understand all of Christianity in under an hour! For any questions, corrections, and/or hate mail, slide your wriggly little fingers over your keyboard and visit us at:Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnowInstagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/?ref=br_rsEmail- hellifweknowpodcast@gmail.comThanks for listening!

Guest Episode Description by Sarah Freeman:"Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Notes of autumn. A slight after-aroma of spearmint. Full-bodied."---For any questions, corrections, and/or suggestions, hit us up at:Twitter: https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnow...Email: HellifWeKnowPodcast@gmail.comAs always, thanks for listening!

Welcome, dear podcastee, to the third and final (of the first three) episode of of Hell If We Know! For those of you stricken with panic at the sight of the episode number- please remain calm; everything is okay. Counting didn't change while you weren't looking. For reasons well within the realm of our control, but well outside the realm of what I feel like typing right now, we're releasing Ep7 before 3-6. Don't worry about it.For any questions, corrections, and/or suggestions, hit us up at:Twitter: https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnowInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/?ref=br_rsEmail: HellifWeKnowPodcast@gmail.comAs always, thanks for listening!

Welcome, dear listener, to this, the penfirstimate episode of our quaint little podcast. We do hope you enjoy it. Whether or not you do, though, we'd love to hear from you, via anywhere from any up to every of the following social platforms:Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnowInstagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/?ref=br_rsand/or Email- hellifweknowpodcast@gmail.comThanks for listening!