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Our heroes take a slasher movie way more seriously than you'd expect.

HEY KIDS LETS SMASH THIS GIANT EYEBALL

Topics Include: Superman, Nobody 2, The Conjuring Last Rites, The Old Guard 2, Echo Valley, Honey Don't, Dangerous Animals, and the rebranding of HBO Max.

Our heroes enjoy a haunted house in outer space.

Topics Include: The Long Walk, Deep Cover, Together, Highest 2 Lowest, Motorheads, Paradise Records, Everything's Going To Be Great, The Ritual, and the bright future of Road House.

Our heroes celebrate an action film about a man who is very bad at his job.

It's time to remember the MCU's metal guy as he returns to fight crime.

Our heroes dive back into the MCU.

Our intrepid hosts tackle the war on terror.

Topics Include: Predator Badlands, The Smashing Machine, Heads Of State, Fear Street Prom Queen, The Toxic Avenger, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Him, Weapons, the the success of Sinners.

Our heroes punch a tree for 90 minutes.

Topics Include: The X-Files Reboot, Ready Or Not, and all the hot movies of April 1995!

Our heroes discuss a pioneer in the splatter-comedy genre.

Our heroes enjoy a film that's kinda about vampires but also about other stuff too.

A sun sets as we wrap up the original Jason series.

Topics Include: Tron Ares, The Life Of Chuck, The Phoenician Scheme, Murderbot, Havoc, Eddington, Predator: Killer Of Killers, Clown In A Cornfield, The Naked Gun, and the new Oscars category.

The gang tries to shoot a himbo-murdering ghost.

It's time to remember the MCU with the story of an angry man.

Our heroes analyze a comedy/horror/drama/thriller/art(?) film from a famous director.

It's time to remember the MCU, starting with everyone's favorite metal guy.