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Yogurt said to me to use The Farce so I did........   Welcome to my 200th podcast special as we, yes folks I said we as for the first time ever I have guests the lads from The Graveyard Shift Podcast, look at Spaceballs.   The 1987 spoof of Star Wars. Also in this podcast we talk all things geek. So go to hyperspeed and check out their podcast.   Anyway enjoy.   May of schwartz be with you       Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod @GYS_horrorpod

Hello and welcome to the 3rd and final prequel.   Yes folks I'm doing Revenge Of The Sith. After 3 movies and almost 9 hours of movies does Vader's big intro work? Find out here.   Also just how dumb can Lucas make the Jedi?   Enjoy you will, like you must   Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod

Hello and welcome to part 2 of Star Wars month with my look at the prequels and Attack of the clones.   The unneeded and unwanted Star Wars that noone asked for.   Star Wars attack of the clowns shows just how stupid Lucas can make Jedi and how annoying he can make a non CGI character.     Anyway enjoy.                 Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

May the fourth be with you........   Hello and welcome to my look at the Star Wars prequels starting with 1999's Phantom Menace.   The beginning of the end of the franchise long before the house of the mouse got it.   This is the unneeded story of how Anakin Skywalker became Darth Vadar via a political thriller.   Thing is is the force strong with this one or should it be banished to the dark side? Find out here.       Enjoy.       Twitter @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe

*Sounds the Inception horns*   Hello and welcome to the concluding look at the Alien franchise with a bumper podcast yes folks two movies in one mega podcast!   I'm looking at 2012s Prometheus and 2017s Alien: Covenant.   Are these two visions from Ridley Scott's mind any good or is the franchise floating in deep space dead? Find out here.       Enjoy.         Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod     Do androids dream of electric G.O.A.Ts???

Hello and welcome to part 4 of my look at the Alien franchise.   With the resurrection of Ripley and new look xenomorphs here it is the red headed step child's uglier sister. Alien:Resurrection    Find out here how and why Weaver came back to the role of Ripley. This is it the last of the "good" movies.   Enjoy       Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod     Alien: Resurrection - Official® Trailer [HD] Cast: Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder, Dominique Pinon, Ron Perlman, Gary Dourdan, Michael Wincott, Dan Hedaya, Brad Dourif, Raymond Cruz, Leland Orser Studio: 20th Century Fox Director: Jean-Pierre Jeunet Screenwriter: Joss Whedon Genre: Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller Official Website: www.alien-resurrection.com

The bitch is back! No I'm not talking about myself but the alien Queen.     Hello and welcome to part 2 of my look at the Alien franchise with the much hated Alien 3. Thing is however does this deserve the hate? Was this a bad case of too many cooks spoiling the broth? Would this've been a good send off for Ripley? That's what I'm here to find out.   Warning if you're a fan of this movie then this review my get under your skin as I go hard into this movie.   However if you like epic rant reviews then this one is for you.     Anyway Enjoy.           Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod

Hello and welcome to the start of a month long look at the Alien franchise.   Starting with 1979s Alien that introduced the world to Xenomorphs. The 7 feet killing machine with a bad habit of hugging your face and bursting outta your chest.   Does this 40 year old sci-fi classic still shock and scare or does no one care you can scream in space?   Find out here.       Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod

Hello and welcome to the wrap up of B Movie March. With my look at The Blob from 1988.     Is this remake of the 50s Steve McQueen cult classic any good or is this just a shapeless mess?   Can two teens save their hometown from the Blob???? Find if they'll be shaking like jelly or can they get out of this jam???       Enjoy.           Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod

Hello and welcome to part 4 of B-Movie March Madness. With my look at the campy cult movie The Return of the killer tomatoes.   The movie about human tomatoe people and a mad professors plan to take over the world! Can a pizza delivery driver save the day or will we all be pasted?   Find out here if this is a puree classic or should this be canned?       Enjoy         Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe.

Welcome to part 3 of B-Movie March and my look at CHUD 2: Bud the CHUD. The little known or loved alternate zombie comedy from 1989.     Is this wrongly buried under hate and therefore should be dug up or should this be shot in the head and buried for good?   Find out here       Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Hello and welcome to part 2 of B-Movie March Madness. With my look at The Stuff from 1985   The movie that asks what's eating you?   Can an industrial spy, a PR worker and a 12 year old boy stop big corporate America? Or will mankind be eaten by it's own greed?   Anyway find out here.         Enjoy     Twitter:@heresjohnnypod   Remember you can't get enough of that wonderful Stuff!

Hello and welcome to B-Movie March Madness with my look at Bruce Campbell vs The Evil Dead aka Army of Darkness aka Evil Dead 3 aka Medieval Dead. God this movie has a lot of titles. Starring the ultimate b-movie actor Bruce Campbell in the role that defines him.   Anyway here we have it the 3rd of the Evil Dead franchise arguably the best of the series. The movie picks up right where Evil Dead 2 left off with Ash stuck in 1300 AD "England"   Can Ash get back to his own times? Can he stop the deadites once and for? Can he remember the three magic words?   Find out here.         Enjoy.   Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod   It'll be Groove if you like, share, comment and subscribed so give me some sugar baby!

Hello and welcome to the final part of Love Sucks aka Vampire movies. With my look at the 2011 remake of Fright Night.   Does the cgi effects and 3D make this a better movie? Does Colin Farrell chewing up the scenery, like a ripe apple, work? Is David Tennant just playing a sweary 10th Doctor?   Find out here.   Warning this has EXTREME language.   Enjoy.       Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod

Hello and welcome to part three of Love Sucks aka vampire movies. My look at Fright Night 2 1988 not the terrible "remake" from 2013.   Several years after the events of Fright Night do we find Charley Brewster in therapy and now in college with a new girlfriend.   However Jerry's sis is out for blood and wasn't Charley as her "bride". Once again Charley calls on the help of the fearless vampire hunter Peter Vincent. Can he be saved before his life really sucks.   Enjoy Don't forget to share, like, comment and subscribe Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod

Hello and welcome to part 2 of Love Sucks aka my look at vampire movies.   With my look at 1985s Fright Night starring Roddy McDowall as feafull vampire hunter Peter Vincent.  Who finds out vampires are real and he must help a sexually frustrated teen get his girlfriend back from a hypnotic vampire.   Anyway enjoy this slice of 80s cheese with some bite.     Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe.

Hello and welcome to part one of love sucks aka vampire movies including Fright Night, the Fright Night remake and Fright Night 2 also tonights movie Vamp from 1986.   Ever had one of them nights? You know where you walk into a weird street gang or get hunted by vampires? Well AJ and Keith know. Find out what I'm talking about here.   This is the 1986 weird cult Grace Jones vehicle Vamp about vampire strippers and horny frat boys.   Anyway enjoy this weird slice of 80s horror.   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe.   Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod

Welcome to the wrap up of Carpenter Cult Classics 2. With my look at Big trouble in little China the 1986 cult martial arts come supernatural horror comedy starring Kurt Russell as Jack Burton the fast talking trucker wannabe cowboy caught up in a strange adventure to get his prized truck "Pork Chop" backed.   Is this late 80s movie still worth a watch? Find out here.       Enjoy.   Remember on a dark and stormy night always watch out for the Three Storms.     Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe.

Welcome to part 3 of John Carpenter classics 2 and my look at the cult classic Escape from New York.   This was it the or at the very least one of THE blueprint movies for all dystopian future movies to come out since. Is this Carpenter's fourth best movie? Find out here.   Enjoy.   Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Don't forget the like, share, comment and subscribe     Escape From New York Official Trailer #2 (1981) Kurt Russell, John Carpenter HD    Shout! Factory  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqT09APfNKI  Published on 6 Apr 2015

Welcome part 2 of Carpenter cult classics 2 and my look at The Thing from 1982.   Arguably one the best 80s sci fi movies made. Based off the book Who goes there? and is a soft reboot kinda of The thing from another world.   Find out what happens to a group of men once they find out that one might not be human. As the paranoia grips and fingers start a pointing, can these men bound together to stop the alien shapeshifter before it takes over the world?  Find out here.       Enjoy. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe.