Here's Johnny's Reviews

Welcome to Here's Johnny's Reviews and part 2 of May Gay movies putting a little queer in your fear as part of the Summer of Same-Sex.   With my look at A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge. Can a teen boy save his soul from Freddy Krueger as the dream demon tries to use him to enter the "real world"?   Find out here.   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review.

Welcome to Here's Johnny's Reviews and the kick-off to what I'm calling The Summer of Same-Sex from May to the end of July. Putting a little queer in your fear.   First up I'm doing a heavily requested movie from a follower. This is a 1313 movie from the mind of David DeCoteau, these are basically softcore gay porn.   This "movie" has little to no "plot" something about a burned-down insane asylum and a frat house built on its ashes and a ghost of a pissed-off girl.   Look just enjoy the rant!       Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review.

Welcome to the concluding part of Avenging April. As I look at Thor Ragnarok. The movie brings back together Hulk and Thor to take down Thor's big sis Hela. the Goddess of Death, and save Asgard.   Along the way, Thor picks up a Valkyrie as a new ally and overthrows Loki who was sitting on the Asgardian throne as Odin.   Anyway, there's a lot in this movie so just enjoy.     Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Welcome to part 4 of Avenging April as I look at Thor Dark World.   Can Thor not only save the universe but the love of his life Jane Foster from a race of evil Dark Elves who want to turn off the light in the universe?   Find out here.     Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review.

Welcome to part three of Avenging April which is my look at the Hulk and Thor movies. This week's podcast is Thor from 2011.   Thor, the God of Thunder, is cast out by Odin for being a vain, ego-driven aggressive twat. So he's sent to Earth depowered to find humility. On which he meets Jane, a physicist, and the two fall in love.   Can Thor get his power back and stop his foster brother Loki before he takes over the Asgard?   Find out here.       Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes

Welcome to episode 2 of Avenging April with my look at The Incredible Hulk the second movie in the MCU.   Dr. Banner experiments with Gamma rays and has an accident which turns him into a 9-foot green rage monster the Press called the "Hulk".   When Gen Ross hunts down Dr. Banner he uses a British Marine to take him in. However, he's a selfish vain man, and once he sees the true power of the Hulk he wants it for himself so he takes Capt America's Super Solider Syrum and some of Hulk's blood turning him into Abomination an 11-foot yellow Hulk-like creature.   Now The Hulk has to take down his rival also find a way to control the big green monster inside.   Enjoy.   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review.

Welcome to the kick-off to Avenging April which is my look at the Avengers leftover ie Hulk and Thor movies.   First up is the 2003 Ang Lee flop that intros the world to The Hulk an 8-foot green rage monster and his alter ego, Bruce Banner.   When an experiment goes wrong Dr. Bruce Banner absorbs Gamma rays which unlocks his true self ie The Hulk.   Can The Hulk stop his egotistical father who has turned himself into the Absorbing Man a creature that can absorb anything?    Find out here.           Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe

Welcome to the concluding part of Mega Monster March as I look at 2010s Monsters.   In the near future, America and Mexico has been taken out by huge aliens monsters. A couple must make it through the "invested zone" to get back to the safe zone of America. Can they do that or will they be eaten?   Find out here.     Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Welcome to part 3 of Mega Monster Movie March as I look at 2013 Pacific Rim.   It's mankind, with the help of giant mech suits, versus giant sea monsters. A wash-out hotshot pilot is asked to train newbies what could go wrong?   Enjoy   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe. Also leave a 5-star review

Welcome to part two of Mega Monster March with my look at Cloverfield.   This is a quick review and rant filled along with severe language so be warned.   Anyway, enjoy.   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave  a 5-star review

Welcome to the kick-off to Mega Monster March. With my look at Godzilla 1998.   The failed attempted to make an American Godzilla franchise so bad it derailed plans for 16 years!   Can a cryptozoologist with help from a tv news reporter and the US army stop a mutated iguana from destroying NY? Find out here!       Enjoy      Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also leave a 5-star review wherever you heard this.

Welcome to the concluding part of Love Bites aka Werewolf movie as I look at the dark and goth Canadian horror Ginger Snaps.   I have a guest with me on this it's Jason from Direct to VHS podcast.   We discuss, along with the movie, if werewolves have tails, pop culture in 2000s, and teen suicide.   So come with us as we look at this weird little werewolf dark comedy horror from Canda Ginger Snaps.   Enjoy         Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Follow Jason and co on Instagram @directtovhspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review wherever you heard this.

Welcome to week 3 of Love Bites aka Werewolf movie as I look at the little-known, low-budget mid-80s British tv movie based on Red Riding Hood. The Company Of Wolves starring Dame Angela Lansbury.   The story of a young girl who dreams she' Little Red Riding Hood and so much more! This is a visually stunning all-be-it weird movie about the beast in man.   Enjoy     Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes or wherever you heard this.

Welcome to episode 2 of Love Bites aka Werewolf month as I look at Stephen King's Silver Bullet.   Can King take a bite out of werewolves or will he bite the bullet? Is this a howling success or should he pack it in? Find out here.     Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Hello and welcome to the kick-off to Love Bites aka Werewolf movie month. I kick this off with John Landis' An American werewolf in London also its late 90s sequel.   Firstly, however, THE werewolf movie transformation to beat them all in Landis cult classic 'An American Werewolf in London'. The story of two American college boys on a backpacking tour of the UK when one bite by a wolf like creature he's turned in to a werewolf. Can a nurse help him or is this wolf the bain of his life?   Then is the confusing bug nuts insane late 90s sequel about the love child of the union between the nurse and a college kid from the first movie, who's now a teen and living in Paris.   Come as I struggle to piece together this mess of a story.   Will it be love at first bite? Find out here.       Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a5 star review on iTunes.

Welcome to the final part of DragInUary as I look at 2000's Big Momma's House starring Martin Lawrence as a 450+ pounds 75 year old grandma that don't take no shit.   Can a male FBI agent solve the case of missing $2M also get his woman? Find out here!     Enjoy   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Welcome to part 3 of DragInUary which is my look at drag movies. This week I'm covering the 90s classic Mrs Doubtfire starring the late great Robin Williams as a Scottish nanny.   Can a down in his luck voice-over artist get his life together after it falls apart? Find out here.   Enjoy   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes,

Welcome to part two of DragInUary which is my look at drag movies or movies with drag in it.   This one is the 2007 Hairspray remake starring John Travolta, Nikki Blonsky, Zac Efron, Michelle Pfeiffer and Christopher Walken.   Can a short, dumpy but happy teen make her way onto her fav tv show also bag herself a man and break down racial barriers? Find out here.     Enjoy    Twitter: heresjohnyyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes

Happy New Queer! Welcome to the first episode of 2021. As I kick off DragInUary, which is my look at drag movies, with Cherry Pop starring RuPaul's Drag Race legends.   In a local dive bar is held an event called Cherry Pop which is an open mic night for newbie drag princesses that want to become queens.   Can a straight man become a drag queen or will the old Queens find out his secret and how will they cope?   Find out here.   Enjoy    Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Welcome to the concluding part of Festive Fear 3. As I look at 1980s Terror Train starring OG Scream Queen herself Jamie Lee Curtis.   Yeah, I thought with the car crash year that was 2020 I'd send it packing by looking at this train wreck of a movie. This is basically Prom Night meets Halloween on a train.   Anyway, enjoy.   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.