Here's Johnny's Reviews

Welcome to a very special episode of Here's Johnny's Reviews as it's not only my Christmas Special BUT my 300th podcast!   For this I roped in my co-host from my second podcast Two Geeks Talk Movies, Jo, to discuss this insane early 80s holiday slasher that took 2 years to make, had multiple directors, and also a troubled production.   It's the story of one man's hatred of Christmas so much that he kills anyone that wears a Santa suit in weird and wonderful ways. That's all I'm saying about it.   Enjoy.   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod  @TwoGeeksPod @2geeksjoanne   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on intunes   Thank you for listening if this is your first or indeed 300th podcast, now go spread this far and wide.

Welcome to part 3 of Festive Fear 3. As I look at the little known holiday horror called The nights before Christmas.   The cheap holiday slasher about a killer Santa and his insane wife Mrs Clause. Orignal I know!   Enjoy.   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Welcome to part 2 of Festive Fear 3 which is my look at Holiday Horrors I've never heard of nor saw. This week is UnHoly Night from 2018.  It's Christmas Eve and a lonely nurse is working the night shift at an old folks home, where she meets a strange old man carrying an old photo album and tells her stories of terror.   Anyway best going in blind and "enjoying" this bugnuts horror.   Enjoy         Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review.

Welcome to part 1 of Festive Fear 3 as I look at little known Christmas horrors.   This week is Holiday Hell from 2019 the story of a Shoppwner played by the legendary Jeffrey Combs who sells supernatural gifts.   He tells four tales of horror to his last customer on Christmas Eve who is in there to buy a last-minute gift for her sister.   Anyway, Enjoy.       Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Welcome to the final part of Nick Cage month as I look at Season of the Witch. No not the 1982 cult classic Halloween 3 but the 2011 insane movie about Holy Knights and witchcraft that may've started the Black Plague.   Come see if this is as dumb as that sounds.   Enjoy.     Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Welcome to part 3 of Nick Cage month. As I look at HP Lovecraft's Color out of Space.   The mind-bending insane movie about an alpaca farmer who one night finds a strange purple meteorite that quickly spreads a strange purple life form and mutants Earth creatures into strange The Thing like monsters.   Anyway just enjoy this rant filled podcast.   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5 stars reviews on iTunes.

Welcome to another Nick Cage never saw November. As I look at 2015s Pay the Ghost.   Can a university prof, that teaches Folklore, stop an over 330-year-old witch after she kidnaps his son on Halloween night?   Find out here.   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes or where ever you heard this.

Welcome to the kick-off to Nick Cage month. A month-long look at Cage movies I haven't seen looking for a non-bug nuts Cage performance!   First up we have Knowing from 2009. Can an MIT prof solve a 50-year-old mystery then save the world? Or is the world doomed? Find out here.     Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Welcome to my Halloween special. Elvira's second feature movie Elvira's Haunted Hills.   Set in 1850s Transylvania, but I'm not heading to the Carpathian Mountains alone oh no I have a  guest Spike (a returning guest).   We discuss Elvira's take on Roger Corman's take on Edgar Allen Poe movies.   Enjoy      Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod @spikewalden1   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.     *Due to Skype this recording has a few flaws but otherwise it's ok*

Welcome to the wrap up to Shocktober which is my look at the Predator movies. As I look at 2018s The Predator.   Can the smaller OG Predators team up with humans to take down a new race of Uber Predators or is Earth doomed? Find out here.   Enjoy   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes

Welcome to my 5th-anniversary special. As I and my guest Phil from The Spook House podcast look at all things OverLook Hotel. We cover Doctor Sleep the insane movie about a psychic vampire that sucks "steam" or "shine" from their victims who are psychic-powered kids. Seems Danny from The Shining is now all grown up, is now a former junkie and alcoholic working as a janitor at old folks home helping all the elderly who are dying to the other side. However, the evil leader of "The True Knot" (I know) the psychic vampire serial killers is hot on the trail of him and his new best friend an 18-year-old? a girl that is the most powerful psychic ever. Can Danny stop The True Knot? Find out here.   We then cover the classic Kubrick movie The Shining. You know that movie so I won't waffle on.   We also touch on the insane documentary Room 237 and add our own conspiracy theories.   Anyway, enjoy.     Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod  Instagram: @thespookhousepodcast Now don't forget to like, share, comment and, subscribe also

Welcome to part 4 of Shockotber as I look at Predators from 2010. The balls to the wall action flick with a chick flick leading man as Arnie and Eric Foreman as a serial killer.   What can go wrong?   Enjoy   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Welcome to part 3 of Shocktober as I continue my look at the Predator movies with both Aliens Vs Predator movies.   Can an archaeologist and alone Yautja stop an Alien Queen and her hive on Earth before it's too late? Also, can a former Marine and a lone Predator stop a new breed alien Pred-Alien before it takes over the planet?   Enjoy       Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5star review.

Welcome to part 2 of Shocktober as I look at Predator 2. The 30-year-old sci-fi movie, set 10 years after the first movie in "future" LA of 1997, coming out 3 years after the monster hit of Predator.   Can a hard-boiled LA Lt, his team, and special ops team stop another Predator from taking down LA's drug warlords, cops, and special ops alike? Or is LA doomed!   Find out here.     Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe. Also, leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Welcome to the kick-off to Shocktober which is my look at the Predator movies. First up is Predator from 1987 starring Arnie in the ultimate bait and switch movie.   Can a group of commandos stop a group of guerilla fighters from invading the US or will they be stopped by an alien hunter? Find out here.   Enjoy   Twitter: @HeresJohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Welcome to the wrap up of Serial September which is my look at serial killers movies. This week's is Zodiac based on the Zodiac killer from the late 60s early 70s.   Can a newspaper cartoonist, a strung out newspaper writer and a cop figure who is the Zodiac killer? Find out here.     Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5 star review on itunes.

Serial September rolls on as I look at 2004s Monster starring Charlize Theron as female serial killer Aileen Wuornos.   Based very loosely on a "true story" this is the story of how a high school drop out turned prostitute became America's most notorious female serial killer.   Enjoy Twitter: heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review wherever you heard this.

Welcome to part two of Serial September with my look at 2002s Dahmer starring Jeremy Renner as Jeffery Dahmer.   Find out why and how he became one of America's most notorious serial killers.     Enjoy   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review wherever you head this.

Welcome to part 1 of what I'm calling Serial September movies about serial killers. First, up from 2003 is Gacy starring Mark Holton as serial killer John Wayne Gacy.   Find out how a loving father, husband, and son can turn into the most notorious serial killers in America.   Enjoy     Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes

Welcome to the wrap up of Awesomely Awful 80s in Aug with my look at the all Queen soundtrack Flash Gordon.   I have a guest on this who is a huge fan of the movie so come listen as we look at this 40-year-old camp cult classic.   Enjoy   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod @spikewarden1   Now don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.