Here's Johnny's Reviews

Welcome to Part One of Fierce Females in February. Which is my look at Wonder Woman, Tomb Raider 2018, Charlie's Angels Full Throttle and tonight's movie Charlie's Angels the McG balls to the wall 2000 action movie?     The story of 3 female P.Is hired to rescue a multi-millionaire software developer after he was kidnapped by his rival.   Thing is, is all as what it seems? Find out here.           Enjoy           Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also, leave a 5-star review.     Now check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z. The very best of the very bad.

Welcome to the concluding part of Jurassic Park month with my look at Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom.   The second part of the new trilogy which has sunken the franchise fast.   So if you're a fan of an epic rant then this is the podcast for you.     Enjoy   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor. Where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z. The very best of the very bad.     *warning this is not for the easily offended* #unpc

Welcome to part 4 of Jurassic Park month and my look at Jurassic World.   The soft reboot to the all bit dead franchise after the car crash that was Jurassic Park 3.   Can a rough and ready park ranger, an uptight business woman and her two nephews survive after InGen's latest designer dino runs amuck?   Find out here.         Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also, leave a 5 rating on iTunes.   Now check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor. Where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all thigs B to Z, the very best of the very bad.       *take a drink every time I mention a certain soft drink*

Welcome to my look at part 3 of Jurassic Park month with my look at Jurassic Park 3. The Joe Johnson movie that all but killed the franchise.   Several years after the events after of Jurassic Park 2 and San Diego. This is the story of how Dr. Allan Grant is tricked into going to site B to rescue a teenage son of multi-millionaires.   Who will survive and what will be left of them? Find out here.     Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review.   Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z. The best of the bad.

Welcome to part two of Jurassic Park month. With my look at The Lost World and no not the Arthur Conan Doyle book but the rushed out Michael Crichton book.   The only Spielberg sequel, to date, that isn't an Indie Jones one.   It's several years after the events of Jurassic Park and John Hammond wants Dr  Ian Malcolm to return to a similar island to help save the dinos on it.   Can he save them, his daughter and his girlfriend before they're dino food or before InGen kill them? Find out here.             Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod     Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my cohost look at all things B to Z. The very best of the very bad.   Also, leave a 5-star review on iTunes

Welcome to the first Here's Johnny's Reviews of not only the year but the decade! It's 2020!   So I'm covering the Jurassic Park franchise cause reasons.   The movie about a billionaire theme park owner with a crazy plan to bring dinosaurs back to life. However, due to a greedy computer programmer, things go horribly wrong as the dinos escape and people die!   Can a grumpy kid hating paleontologist, a paleobotanist, a chaotician, the billionaire's grandchildren and the billionaire survive? Find out here.     Enjoy         Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also, leave a 5-star review.   Now check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor, where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z.

Welcome to my End of the Year and indeed Decade special as I look at the little known 1980 slasher New Years Evil.   Cannon Films first and only slasher movie.   The story of a fame-hungry DJ that'll do anything to break into the big time, she gets phone calls during her live all night rock-a-thon as she counts down the hits of the year.   Can the cops save her from the mysterious Evil? What's with her "teenage" son? Who thought this proto-slasher was a good idea?   Find out here and enjoy.     Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show only on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z. The very best of the very bad.   Don't forget to leave a 5-star review also like, share, comment and subscribe.     Oh and a fun game every time I say EEEEVVVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLLL! take a drink.

Doomed December continues with my look at Ghostbusters 2.   5 years after the events of Gozer the Ghostbusters have been sued by the city of NY and told they can't ghost bust.   However, when Dana Barrett has a run-in with some slime and a courtroom is destroyed the boys are back.   Can the boys stop a 16th-century sorcerer from taking over the Earth on NYE 1989?     Enjoy       Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z the very best of the very bad.

Ho Ho Ho Happy Holislays    Here's a little shocking filler for your listening needs. The story of a 16 year old girl that has to fight killer elves, black magic and weird cults.   Can a former cop help her or is the world doomed?         Enjoy         Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z the best of the bad.   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe.     Have yourself a scary little Christmas and Happy Horror Slays.

Doomed December continues with my look at End of days an Arnie movie that shouldn't have been one.   It's Arnie vs Satan with the fate of the world at stake.   Can a former cop turned bodyguard stop demonic forces from getting a 20 year old woman to be the mother of the AntiChrist?   Find out here.         Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and sub. Also, check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor. Where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z, the best of the bad.   Enjoy.

Doomed December continues with my look at Dogma (1999) the Kevin Smith comedy about Faith Vs Religion.   Can a health care worker, two stoner prophets, a former muse turned stripper and a former apostle stop two fallen angels from wiping out everything?   Find out here.   Enjoy    Twitter: @heresjohhnyspod   Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor. Where myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z the very best of the very bad.   Like, share, comment and sub.

Welcome to part one of what I am calling Doomed December, my look at the end of the world movies.   Kicking things off is Stigmata from 1999.   The story of a 23 year old woman possessed by the spirit of an old priest as he tries to get the real word of God out and not what the Catholic Church is saying.   Find out if a scientist turned priest can save her from this and the church before it's too late.           Enjoy     Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod     Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z. The very best of the very bad.

Welcome to the concluding part of Night of November as I look at Night of the comet.   The 80s sci-fi b-movie cult classic about two sisters and a trucker vs zombies and a dark scientific underground Think Tank that think they can save mankind.   Is this a good time movie or just a waste of 90 minutes find out here.     Enjoy         Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod   Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my cohost look at all things b to z, the very best of the very bad.

Welcome to part 3 of Night of November and my look at Night of the Demons. The camp 80s bmovie horror about stupid teens and demons.   Find out why you shouldn't party in an old abandoned house once owned by an undertaker who had a thing for sleeping with the dead, a site of a family murder/suicide and was built on a cursed ancient American burial ground.   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe   Enjoy      Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Also check my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor every two weeks where myself and co-host talk about the best of the bad, all things B to Z.

Welcome to part 2 of Night of...November. Which is my look at Night of movies.   Tonight I'm covering the 1968 classic Night of the Living Dead but I'm not going into this zombie nightmare alone oh no I have a guest Dave Hastings, an indie movie director and movie buff, so come as we look into the barrier smashing and genre creating movie from the icon and granddaddy of zombie movies George A Romero.   Find out what would happen if this would happen in real life and just how in touch with the times this movie is still to this day.   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe.   Also look for Dave's movies on www.lightbeamproductions.co.uk and you can follow him on Twitter @the_doctor1310   Follow me on Twitter @heresjohnnyspod   Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where I and my co-host look at all things from B to Z the best of the bad.

Welcome to the kick off to Night of.....November which is my look at Night of movies.   First up is the 1986 flop Night of creeps from director Fred Dekker.   Is this story of a bunch of pledges taking on the undead any good or should this throw back be thrown back? Find out here.   Enjoy             Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast on Anchor where myself and my cohost look at all things b to z the best of the bad.   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5 star review.     Now thrill me!

Trick or Treat?   Welcome to the concluding part of Housoween 2 with my look at Halloween 2018. The 4th reboot of this iconic franchise. Coming out 40 years after the cult classic this sees Laurie Strode as an alcoholic basketcase PTSD mess. No one wants to be around her not even her daughter no not Jamie Lloyd but Karen.   After years of prep she finally is proven right as Michael Myers escapes once again and gets his revenge.   Can she save herself and her family or will they all fall to Michael's knife? Find out here.             Enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe.   Also check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where myself and my co-host Eric look at all things b to z the best of the bad.   Happy Halloween!

Welcome to my 4th year anniversary podcast as I look at Ghostbusters 1984   Housoween 2 continues with the story of 3 former parapsychologist students fighting off the ghost of New York city and a demi God Gozer. Things start going for bad to worse so they hire a 4th and now have to take a 150 foot StayPuff Marshmallow Man.   Anyway you know the story.   Thank you for listening even if this your first time or you've been listening for year dot.   Enjoy.         Twitter: heresjohnnyspod   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also give me a 5 star review on Apple podcasts.   Also check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where once a fortnight myself and my co-host cover all things from b to z, the best of the bad.

Welcome to part 4 of Housoween 2 and my look at Sleepy Hollow. The 1999 Tim Burton take on The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving.   Can this Gothic horror with a comedy spin work or is it just horsing around?   Find out if this late 90s take on the Headless Horseman work or is it a horse and pony show? Does this American take on Hammer Horror work or is the old school Hammer horrors head and shoulders above this?   Anyway just off the top of my head I think you'll enjoy this.       Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Don't forgot to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also leave me a 5 star review on Apple podcasts.   Also check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where myself and my co-host look at the best of the bad all things b to z.

Welcome to Housoween 2 part 3 as I look at the final, to date, Haunted Hill movie.   Does this straight to tape movie add anything to the Haunted Hill franchise or does this just take a steaming dump on it? Find out here.   Enjoy.   Don't forget to like, share, comment and sub.   Also check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every fortnight myself and my co-host Eric look at all things b to z the worse of the worse.   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod