Gabbing With Babish

James is in distress! Intestinal distress, but it is no less harrowing than a much more serious form of distress. Speaking of distress, we got Cowards getting in car accidents! Plus, pickles, Da Gawd Babish got a new kitchen, and would you cut off Mario Batali's ponytail? Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Give us money! Or at least reviews. 5 stars. Something talking about how handsome and funny we are. Anyway - it's another big crazy thing made in this episode! But more importantly, shoutout to these high school boys for naming their club a sick bit. Buy Jon's memoir: Jon Newman: A Fascinating Pizza Journey. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Do you like all of your mom's cooking? Perhaps you do not care for her spaghetti and that vomit on your sweater shows that you have answered already. Well you wouldn't be alone, as the Boyz discuss. Also, Joe ruins transitions, gives the listener a crystal clear glimpse into his psyche, and reads the foods Cowards would sacrifice their friends and family for. Enjoy! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Let's start by putting our respective heights on blast! Then cross-promoting someone else's podcast! Food things discussed: chili, mac & cheese, pizza, and candy preferences. Some fun correspondence with cowards, too! Please tell a friend to listen to the podcast or i'll scream. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

We done screwed up the intro on this one! Took us three tries. We're back on comic books and superheroes and whatnot but we're breezing past that to talk Chicken Paprikash, then we get to the REALLY good shit which was some excellent correspondence with all you wonderful cowards. Oh also Jon says some WILD shit about breaking down a chicken. It's bonkers. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

The Boyz mispronounce some words while discussing whether or not everything we know, everything we love, everything we FEEL, is merely the result of a computer simulation? What causes them to face this existential nightmare? The Matrix! What was in those pills? Who else could have played Neo? Is steak worth living in complete ignorance of reality? Maybe if Da Gawd Babish makes it! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Let's get started with everyone's favorite subject: Gerald Ford! Let's talk about the movie Chef (Cheve*)...AGAIN. But forreal, an end-all, be-all of Grilled Cheese discussions. Melts: also in here. Lotta corresponding with cowards, as well. Thanks for participating, cowards. I love to see it. Also, the E! True Hollywood Story behind The Sandlot. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

What do golf, 9/11, and Weight Watchers have in common? This episode! The Boyz tackle all three as well as Da Gawd Babish's attempt to recreate the shawarma from The Avengers end credit scene. James finally learns the difference between shawarma and halal, Jon has a new apartment, and Joe was also there! Also, who is the best superhero villain? Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Joey Mushmouth is BACK baby! And RARIN' to talk about crème brûlée & Amelie! Was Batman watchin' folks bang while tracking the Joker? Reveal the truth Christopher Nolan you COWARD. Maybe our biggest juxtaposition thus far in that we go from discussing lil' Jimmy's habits as master of his domain straight into the subtleties of crème brûlée on one's palate. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Was James Garfield assassinated because he loved lasagna TOO MUCH? Not according to Joe, who thinks he is still alive, or history books, who say Garfield was assassinated by a disappointed and delusional office-seeker named Charles J. Guiteau. Either way, something fishy going on there. Someone ought to investigate it. What? We are discussing a different Garfield? The orange cat? Oh boy, looks like I have egg, or should I say lasagna, on my face. Welp...enjoy! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

You down with OPP? O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple, the last P...well...that's not that simple, its Parmesan. The last P is Parmesan. Are you down with Other People's Parmesan? The Boyz answer this one by getting absolutely IN THE WEEDS with Parmesan Hero preparation on this week's episode. Opinions are shared, friendships are tested, and Da Gawd Babish's preparation gets put to the test. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Pardon THIS interruption, cowards, but we must posit...Tony Kornheiser: the Goku of ESPN? Babish-san made pineapple curry fried rice so this week we're talkin' anime and we're ill-equipped to do so! Joe was drinking on this one and you can't tell at all! Y'all fuck with Dan Nainan? You're about to. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

The Boyz are eating watermelon on mic because its the end of the world. Commuting in NYC is a nightmare and the Boyz are REELING. This week some very important questions get asked, how many of the kids from The Sandlot died in Vietnam? How do we all feel about subtitles? And, would you fuck EVE from Wall-E? Also this podcast proudly states, once and for all, that we are Pro-pho. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Also, Orinoco Flow-co. We're tired, shut up! We had to record this way early, shut up! Happy Bastille Day even though it was 3 days ago, shut up! We love Coco and we love to be big strong boys who cry at Coco, shut up! Did California sink into the ocean yet? Shut up and listen! Shut up! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Its Episode 69 (oh HELL yea) and Catherine is back and we continue to have a god damn blast. We may set the record for saying the word 'chef' on a podcast and we encourage all of you, each and every one of you, to eat raw dough. Do it. Do it now. We also discuss the Lava Cake from 'Chef in Da Gawd Babish's cross over episode with Jon Favreau and Roy Choi. Enjoy! Hey that rhymed! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

We brought in a Frasier expert to help us through this one: it's Catherine Zini! She's the best and there's no reason to waste time on the description, this one's a riot and we had ourselves a hootenanny recording it. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Is Breaking Bad the best show ever? Why is James sick again? Who is Dave Fishman? Have you ever heard the term 'break bad' before the show? Why is PBR so gross? Did you have pools growing up? Whatever happened to meth? All of these questions are not answered definitively in this weeks episode but its still worth a listen! Also, are you down with the sickness? Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

We said we wouldn't do it again, then Bab made something from V for Vendetta (among other things), so it's time to ask the all-important question once again: which part of Natalie Portman would you eat if you HAD to eat a part of Natalie Portman? Also, eggs in a nest, a wholly unnecessary Insane Clown Posse riff, a DuoLingo plug for ZERO money, and a WARNING: pimple popping discussion. Plus, we're Corresponding with Cowards! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

The Boyz discuss Men, Mad Men that is. Joe and James still have not watched it and Jon still has, so that's fun! An episode about French Toast naturally evolves into a discussion about Scotch and Ludacris' episode of Cribs. Are the Boyz on board with da Gawd Babish's recent weight loss? Can Tyler Hansbrough read? Listen and find out! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

We're still tired GET OVER IT. It's Bab-daddy's 2 Million Subscriber Spesh, and that's exactly as many subbies as we have! The every meat burrito is stupid and wrong and a goddamn textural nightmare, but then Babdad makes a much better version (all pork), which warms the cockles of the heart even as it stops the blood within said cockles. Competitive eating: is it SCRIPTED? No. Competitive eaters: thank you for all you do to your bodies. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!