Gabbing With Babish

This week da Gawd Babish makes food inspired by....The Simpsons? Again!? Jesus Babish, mix it up a little. Well, the Boyz find other things to talk about (Chernobyl) as they power through the post 3-day weekend haze. They reminisce about the first movie boobs they saw, the American classic 'Small Soldiers', and review all the Coward's murder sandwiches. Also, please tell your medical professionals about our podcast! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Guys, fair warning: Joe does a miserable riff in the first 3 minutes and it takes a lot of strength to get past it, but we promise it goes WAY up from there, in part because there was nowhere else to go. We're planning James's wedding! We spend a lotta time on that cuz none of us know Peep Show, but still, fun ep! Fuck lettuce, spinach forever! Get cowardly widdit, gang. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Food from 'The Wire'! Is it the best television show of all time? Yes. Next question! Did you know that if you cook fish you are officially an adult? James does. The Boyz discuss murder sandwiches, steak fries, and dad foods. Plus, Hot Takes from the Cowards! Keep. Them. Coming. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Am I right ladies and gentlemen? Giant no-antibodies havin ass. Anyway, A Christmas Story! Peking Duck! We're doing a seasonal thing during the wrong season, but thems the brakes. Also it's me, Joe, writing the description. Home Alone 3 is better than you're acknowledging. Also, Cowards, call in and let us know: what's your LEAST favorite opinion you've heard each of us have on the pod? Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Hot chocolate? In MAY? What is this, Toyotathon in July? But seriously, folks,,,,,,, Joe and James are generally averse to hot drinks around here, and so that attitude pervades this conversation. We're talking chocolate, the Simpsons, marshmallows, and a whole mess of other mess. You know the drill by now. Also be on the listen-out for Elitist James Nichols. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

HA! Got you! Classic bit and also a television show. This isn't our last episode we will do this podcast until James dies of old age at 45. This week the Boyz discuss Da Gawd's attempts to recreate the Quatro Quesos Dos Fritos from 'Psych'. Joe teaches Jon and James how he has hacked meal prep and that the beloved children's book 'Holes' was way more intense than they remembered. Also, dead bird pranks, potato opinions, and Starburst rankings! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Joey's back from Paris, so that's discussed. Babish makes something from his hometown, so that's discussed. Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are married, so that's discussed. History classes are often inaccurate or at least they leave out LOTS of info, so that's discussed. t.A.T.u. is discussed, so that's discussed. TATTOOS: Who's got 'em? Let us know! WHITE LIQUID THEORY ALERT, too. Lots of fun stuff this week, listen up cowards! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Game of Thrones comes back this week! And what a better way to celebrate a violent and fantastical HBO series than discussing Friends! The Boyz pick their preferred Friends crew from the cast of GoT (send us yours!), Joe actually makes James laugh, and Jon is smug. Also, fruit and beef do not mix! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Abracadabra on y'ass, cowards: we're talking Harvey Portland and the Chamber of Sweetness. James has strong feelings (shocking) about pumpkin. Treacle: caramel for British people. Butterbeer has an egg in it, which...bleh. We've got an e-mail! We respond to it! Go give us 5 stars you cowards! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

On this week's episode Da Gawd Babish makes the Triple-Decker Eggo Extravaganza from Stranger Things! Joe still has his slide whistle, Jon gets heckled in conversation, and James hates children. Plus the Boyz discuss the most important question of all, is Drake a pedophile? Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

That is, Would You Eat A Part Of Natalie Portman? We talked about it before, we're talking about it again. We're also talkin' Antz vs. A Bug's Life, Armageddon vs. Deep Impact, and Hannibal Lecter meeting Clarice under VERY different circumstances. There is also a discussion of Joe's mustache and, much more embarrassingly, his childhood eating habits. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

1 year!!! We have been doing this for 1 year and we get to talk about Hey cowards, how much slide whistle is too much slide whistle? Joe helps us answer that question while James and Jon talk out of their butts. Also all of the Boyz are in danger of not hitting their weight loss goal. Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Pretzel Day, Cowards! Let's talk about The Office. Let's talk about pretzels. Let's talk about sugary treats. "UGH, DOUGH" - James. Auntie Anne's is opening a location IN YOUR HOME. Chipwiches, whomst fuxes with them? Whomst refers to them as Kurfwiches besides Jon's friends? Fun ep, folks! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

50 episodes??? That's almost 80 episodes!!! On our 50th episode Joe and Jon reveal a bizarre fascination with Regis Philbin while James reveals that he doesn't understand fractions. This episode might set the record for triggering the white liquid theory and what is the point of a turkey reuben? Finally, salad dressings: rank them! Thank you all for listening to us idiots babble on for 50 episodes! Here is to 50 more! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Fun ep! We're reviewing the one-woman-comedy-cooking performance: Babette! Yeah, that joke's as dumb to read as it is to say. This shit fancy but in like an 18th century way where it's no longer fancy and honestly kinda dumb. Anyway: what's the difference between swans, geese, and ducks? Which one has the most delicious liver? Does Bab take a spank-break when he's waiting for pastry to proof? This whole dish feels unnecessary and looks ridiculous. Shouts to Noelle for the email! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

On this week’s episode, Joe dunks for the second episode in a row, Jon’s fans have a new name (shouts to the Jonny Boyz!) and James loves food after sex. The Boyz discuss Men, Mad Men that is! Was it boring? Was it brilliant? Porque no los dos? Also Napoleons look like a milquetoast-ass dessert. Hey Napoleon, maybe if you didn’t invade Russia you could have had a better dessert named after you. Fucking ROASTED that big-hat wearing dummy. Am I an Emperor now? P.S. If you could have a dessert named after you what would it be, email and let us know! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

WHATUP COWARDS we're talking whiplash but this ep's so hot it'll give you QUIPlash hahaha lol can you tell Joe wrote this description? James says 'Reese's Pieces' like a goddamn idiot. Raisins are bad, dried cherries are great, but chocolate chips are #1. What's y'alls favorite movie candy? Do you fuccs with movie theater popcorn? Do you think Damian Chazelle's last two films were pretty overhyped? SOUND OFF! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Its the remix to the chicken, hot and fresh out the kitchen, Babish makin that sauce, R. Kelly should be in prison. Man, writing songs is hard. But the point stands! R. Kelly sucks and da Gawd Babish is reexamining the Szechuan Sauce from Rick and Morty! Because the Boyz have discussed this they focus on other things like weight loss, the Great British Baking Show, and ideal nugget shape. Listen up Cowards! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

LISTEN UP, COWARDS: We start a discussion of food and Rodney Dangerfield where all discussions of these things start: Michael Jordan. Small foods AHOY! Peanut M&Ms, crabbies, bacon-wrapped anything - we love small foods baby! Word to the wise: establish a relationship with caterers at a catered event and make sure they bring you the goods. Also if you're still playing beer pong with beer in the cups you're a craven fool. We recount a drunken Joe story. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

On this week's episode The Boyz watch Babish make a big ass burger and pimp his fancy Himalayan ketchup while they avoid talking about Regular Show because none of them have watched! Also, Jon nails down who is at fault for the audio issues, James continues to be befuddled by technology, and Joe describes his family's horrific eating choices. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!