Gabbing With Babish

Issa SAMMICH EP y'all! We still got some audio issues that we're in the process of fixing. JAMES WATCHED A JORDAN B. PETERSON VIDEO HE IS A JBP STAN. We talmbout algorithms HARD to kick this one off, then we bust 'bout this delicious lookin sammich. Will Jon get into breadmaking? We'll find out soon... Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

On this weeks episode the boys discuss the works of Wes Anderson, they just take a moment to appreciate what Da Gawd Babish does on a weekly basis and wonder if he would be successful if he had fucked up hands. Unrelated, but were Hufflepuff's secretly Nazis? Also, new year, new Boyz, their diets start immediately! Oh, also we talk briefly about porn, you like porn right? Who doesn't. This is so we can tag #porn and get all those sweet, sweet new listeners. Here is to big things in 2019!!! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

James HATES Once Upon a Time in Mexico, and honestly, since Jon & Joe have never seent it, they're ready to take that opinion as gospel. Also, Johnny Depp's from Kentucky? Dafuq? Anyway, lotta James yelling in this one so you KNOW it's good. He says 'big dick idiots' at one point, it's great. HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

WARNING: The sound for the first ~10 minutes of this episode is bad. Joe's levels are blown out and Jon and James are weirdly muted. We apologize for the inconvenience. We have fired out sound guy Evan*, to be honest it was a long time coming, he was on our last nerve. Our new sound person, Trish, comes highly recommend and we can't wait to work with her. ** On this episode Babish makes delicious looking food by a scrumptious looking lake and then retreats to his kitchen to make a smelly cake. Also, the Boyz ponder what exactly white chocolate is, they marvel at the career of Vince Carter, and James teaches everyone the correct way to pronounce Mario. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com! * Evan is not real ** Neither is Trish

Atlanta's a great show that FX makes unreasonably difficult to watch! Wings rule, Atlanta rules, and Donald Glover rules to an almost impossible degree of accomplishment. Let's get into bone-in vs. boneless and cheap-as-hell wing deals at college bars. Jon's also got gross ittybitty fingernails. Not relevant here, but now you all know that. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

On this weeks episode da gawd Babish makes food from Game of Thrones and of course the most important thing when you play the game of thrones is sportsmanship! Hey, George R.R. Martin, finish the books you coward! Also Jon hates water, Joe drops some gems, and James actually figures out technology. Plus, the Boyz answer an email! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

We begin with comic strips and a quick deviation into Pinky & the Brain. THEN, after a VERY lengthy discussion about The Boondocks, Joe brings back the 'what is chutney?' debate (spoiler: it's a SALAD, you COWARDS). Would you remake Memento with Brad Pitt? Again, we spent a LOT of time on The Boondocks. UH OH A SEAN EVANS CROSSOVER EP. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

On this week's episode the Boyz get into their cups and break down Babish's Cocktail Special! They also discuss how Jon has never blacked out while Joe and James WAY have. Also White Russians are nasty, Vermouth sucks, Old Fashioneds are great, Mint Juleps are racist, and I can't remember where we stand on Gin Martinis because parts of this episode are a little blurry. We were drinking! And you should too! Unless you're under age! If you are just do drugs! Wait, thats also illegal...just listen! Enjoy! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Jimmy's butt is betraying him! Let's talk about why this 'interesting' 'dessert' is explicitly 'bullshit.' Is Aaron Sorkin good? What was your favorite high school book? Mine's "The Regular Gatsby." Joe's calling everyone cowards more often now, is that fun? Oh also - "Oliver Babish!" Like "Binging with Babish" and "Gabbing with Babish!" Three VERY different things with the same name - wow! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Da Gawd Babish travels outside the kitchen for the first time to make the delicious looking ribs from the now problematic House of Cards! On this episode the Boyz watch a pederast eat ribs in a suit and extol the virtues of moist towelettes, Also, brief guest and North Carolina barbecue expert Amanda scolds Babish for his dry rub. And finally, Wegman's forever!!!! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

CAKE IT UP BABY NAH [cake it up bayyybeh]. Just a fun but irrelevant Beatles reference for ya cuz this ep is about Bruce Bogtrotter's chocolate cake from Matilda! It looks DELICIOUS but the fellas get HEATED about who's doing the heavy lifting between cake and frosting. Also, Babish does a 'weird flex but ok' by putting literal bodily fluids in this shits. Lastly: OUR FIRST EMAIL! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

We got our first *bleep* on the pod as the Boyz discuss the Krappy Patty Burger from SpongeBob SquarePants! On this episode James comes out hard against shredded lettuce, Jon shares a vaguely racist theory about sauces, and Joe ponders if there truly are only 4 types of food. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Babish makes cookies (that STINK) from The Walking Dead (which STINKS). Joe - JOE, OF ALL PEOPLE - thinks Bab does too many bits in this one. Anyway, this one's quick cuz what more can you say about two stinky things? Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

On this week's episode, Babish makes pancakes and ham from Twin Peaks. Here's the thing: none of the Boyz have seen Twin Peaks. Does that affect the quality of the episode? Yeah, probably. Tons of spoilers for movies that came out over 2 years ago in here, so be forewarned! Also, James loves DMB, Jon hates Jack Johnson, and they valiantly try to stop another terrible joke by Joe. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

We talk about Carbonara and NOTHING ELSE except for a couple things that are kinda hard to talk about? Also Eames chairs: how many does Jon own? FOLLOW. THE. MONEY. Whatever just listen we talk about everyone’s favorite pasta dish that definitely involves garlic: carmanarnar. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Our good friend Alon Elian returns for the Seinfeld special! On this episode Jon asks the world's dumbest question, Alon spits some bullshit about BLT's, and Joe officially makes the worst joke ever heard on the pod. Also two very important questions get discussed; who gets credit for Seinfeld and are cruise ships boats? Listen and find out! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

It’s a Simpson’s Ep! Waffles, Pancakes, or French Toast? Your answer determines your social standing (shoutout UpYourButtPod). College sports are briefly discussed for some reason. Fux witchaboiz and come get this hot breakfast discush. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

On this week's episode Joe is losing weight, James is not, and Jon ponders whether the Boyz will ever make 10 million dollars. They won't. That one is pretty easy to answer. This episode barely stays on the rails. Enjoy!

First-time guest Joe Striks brings on fellow first-time guest Alon Elian! In Babish's South Park special, we're talkin' Chef's chocolate salty balls, Cartman's Scott Tenorman's Parents chili, and Randy Marsh's creme fraiche. Alon reveals his dastardly time machine plan. A potential Patreon war is afoot. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

The Boyz welcome a new guest, the ever affable Alon Elian! Alon immediately mispronounces 'Babish' which is unacceptable, PUT RESPECT ON HIS NAME! Also, Joe has only had Ramen once, Alon extols the virtues of cooking for 8 hours, and Jon is designated the Cake Jew. Plus, eating in the boudoir, is it only for hairless people? Yes. Yes it is.